Poll: Redheads: A Survey

[Relish in Chaos]

redheads are a very strange, strange race.

Either they're uglier than Clint Eastwood's withered buttock, or they're the hottest thing since nuclear fusion, with no apparent middle ground. Like, seriously...

I've never seen an average looking redhead. Or an okay looking redhead, or a pretty redhead.

They're either ogre fodder, or beautiful beyond measure.

Um...bullshit?

My friend's currently going out with a pretty ginger girl who's average-looking. Attractiveness is subjective, but again, I don't see why hair colour should affect the aesthetic appeal of a person. Unless pale skin and freckles turns you off.

 

[Floggo]

I'm born of Scottish/Irish descent, so I found no problem to express my hair colour and background.

 

[Robert Ewing]

redheads are a very strange, strange race.

Either they're uglier than Clint Eastwood's withered buttock, or they're the hottest thing since nuclear fusion, with no apparent middle ground. Like, seriously...

I've never seen an average looking redhead. Or an okay looking redhead, or a pretty redhead.

They're either ogre fodder, or beautiful beyond measure.

Um...bullshit?

My friend's currently going out with a pretty ginger girl who's average-looking. Attractiveness is subjective, but again, I don't see why hair colour should affect the aesthetic appeal of a person. Unless pale skin and freckles turns you off.

Because that wasn't my opinion or anything. It's sort of what you display on a survey thread?

 

[Relish in Chaos]

redheads are a very strange, strange race.

Either they're uglier than Clint Eastwood's withered buttock, or they're the hottest thing since nuclear fusion, with no apparent middle ground. Like, seriously...

I've never seen an average looking redhead. Or an okay looking redhead, or a pretty redhead.

They're either ogre fodder, or beautiful beyond measure.

Um...bullshit?

My friend's currently going out with a pretty ginger girl who's average-looking. Attractiveness is subjective, but again, I don't see why hair colour should affect the aesthetic appeal of a person. Unless pale skin and freckles turns you off.

Because that wasn't my opinion or anything. It's sort of what you display on a survey thread?

Well, I don't understand your opinion. You could say that about any hair colour, yet it'd still wouldn't make any sense. I could say that all blondes are super-hot, but that would make about as much sense as what you said.

 

[Robert Ewing]

redheads are a very strange, strange race.

Either they're uglier than Clint Eastwood's withered buttock, or they're the hottest thing since nuclear fusion, with no apparent middle ground. Like, seriously...

I've never seen an average looking redhead. Or an okay looking redhead, or a pretty redhead.

They're either ogre fodder, or beautiful beyond measure.

Um...bullshit?

My friend's currently going out with a pretty ginger girl who's average-looking. Attractiveness is subjective, but again, I don't see why hair colour should affect the aesthetic appeal of a person. Unless pale skin and freckles turns you off.

Because that wasn't my opinion or anything. It's sort of what you display on a survey thread?

Well, I don't understand your opinion. You could say that about any hair colour, yet it'd still wouldn't make any sense. I could say that all blondes are super-hot, but that would make about as much sense as what you said.

Erm... You saying that you think blondes are super hot does make sense... And I know that you can say that about any hair colour, but MY opinion is that there can be ugly, average, and hot blondes and brunettes. But I've never seen an 'average' looking redhead... That's the point!

 

[Relish in Chaos]

redheads are a very strange, strange race.

Either they're uglier than Clint Eastwood's withered buttock, or they're the hottest thing since nuclear fusion, with no apparent middle ground. Like, seriously...

I've never seen an average looking redhead. Or an okay looking redhead, or a pretty redhead.

They're either ogre fodder, or beautiful beyond measure.

Um...bullshit?

My friend's currently going out with a pretty ginger girl who's average-looking. Attractiveness is subjective, but again, I don't see why hair colour should affect the aesthetic appeal of a person. Unless pale skin and freckles turns you off.

Because that wasn't my opinion or anything. It's sort of what you display on a survey thread?

Well, I don't understand your opinion. You could say that about any hair colour, yet it'd still wouldn't make any sense. I could say that all blondes are super-hot, but that would make about as much sense as what you said.

Erm... You saying that you think blondes are super hot does make sense... And I know that you can say that about any hair colour, but MY opinion is that there can be ugly, average, and hot blondes and brunettes. But I've never seen an 'average' looking redhead... That's the point!

No, I said as an example that all blondes are super-hot, when I know for a fact that there are ugly-as-fuck blondes, and many stereotypically hot blondes that are, in reality, painfully fake heavily laden with make-up and oversized melons.

But fair enough, you're entitled to your opinion, even if I don't necessarily agree it.

 

[Zen Toombs]

Well in all fairness, I honestly could not think of many. Being a guy I have very little concept of what passes for an attractive guy. Honestly I strained to come up with two that didnt look like

Spoiler

or

Spoiler

Well, off the top of my head, this one's alright...

Spoiler: Simon Pegg

Not the best picture, and honestly he isn't the sexiest beast, but he's alright.
Honestly I can't think of anyone else, so I look to Lord Google for the answers!

...

I have returned from my quest to Lord Google!

I was amused that when I Google searched for "attractive male redhead", half 3/4ths of the images were attractive female redheads. However, the

Spoiler: first

Seth Green

Spoiler: two

I have no clue who this guy is. Can someone please tell me who this mystery guy is so that I may make babies with him?

Were pretty alright. :3 mmm... Seth Greene....

EDIT: That Seth Green picture was taken from a website that ranked male redheads on attractiveness. Really Google? You couldn't have grabbed a few other guys from there? Not that I'm complaining missing

Spoiler: this,

hello, YoSaphBridge

Spoiler: this,

Hi again Amy!

Spoiler: or this,

Oh god, Google took this from this very Thread!

Eh, but Willow! Also Lily!

but it's the principle of the matter!

So anyways, here [http://www.rankopedia.com/Sexiest-red-haired-male-celebrity/Step1/26117/.htm]'s a linky. They also have an.... interesting definition of "attractive", but mor'n a few on that list are pretty great.

 

[Zen Toombs]

Gingers have no soul!

You know what? I can work with that.

..see, normally I'd totally snip part of that, or spoiler it. But that... needs to be shown.
...hi

above picture

so they make up for it in looks?

That's the joke, yes. Also possibly showing how little we care about a "soul" when it's attached to an incredibly sexy body.
[small]or how a lack of a soul would make that hotter moving on[/small]

 

[Evil Smurf]

I have brown hair but my beard is red, does that count?

I don't really know being a straight male but probably. I know plenty of guys that are not full Ginger that have girlfriends/wives, my dad for example.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Gingers have no soul!

You know what? I can work with that.

..see, normally I'd totally snip part of that, or spoiler it. But that... needs to be shown.
...hi

above picture

so they make up for it in looks?

That's the joke, yes. Also possibly showing how little we care about a "soul" when it's attached to an incredibly sexy body.
[small]or how a lack of a soul would make that hotter moving on[/small]

uh who is she? I need to google her :ifyouknowwhatImean:

 

[Zen Toombs]

Paging AngleWyrm! Question for ya.

Gingers have no soul!

You know what? I can work with that.

..see, normally I'd totally snip part of that, or spoiler it. But that... needs to be shown.
...hi

uh who is she? I need to google her :ifyouknowwhatImean:

Dunno, you'd have to ask AngleWyrm. That's the one who found the pic, I'm just the one reposting it as often as I can.

 

[Arctodus_Simus]

I do love me some redheads

And as a Scot, I've noticed I tend to attract them anyway! Bonus

 

[ThePenguinKnight]

They're okay, I'm not particularly drawn or repelled by them.

 

[BehattedWanderer]

Both are sexy, especially if it's more red than orange. Damn that's nice. Strawberry blonde, you say? Still works for me. Ginger in my meals, and Ginger in my bed; if either are present, I'll never complain.

 

[BehattedWanderer]

Both are sexy, especially if it's more red than orange. Damn that's nice. Strawberry blonde, you say? Still works for me. Ginger in my meals, and Ginger in my bed; if either are present, I'll never complain.

Well that was tasteless.

I agree, needs more ginger.

 

[TotalerKrieger]

My god, what I would do for a nerdy/science-y redheaded girlfriend with thick rimmed glasses and freckles...a man can dream.


EDIT: Basically her:

 

[ChildofGallifrey]

As someone who is in a long-term relationship with a redhead (and had a hand in creating another little redhead), yes, yes I am.

Spoiler: Ain't we cute?

If I may say so sir, you have excellent taste when it comes to women.

You certainly may say so sir, and you honor me with the compliment =)

Does she abuse you? Us redheads seem to be known for our bad tempers.

I wouldn't say she abuses me, but she does have a temper. Nothing compared to our daughter. That is a temper.

 

[Krylock]

I find redheads attractive, not gingers.

 

[master4scorpion]

Redheads are quite attractive in my opinion, unfortunately you don't see enough of them.

 

[OneOfTheMichael's]

Yes Female redheads are the Hottest. No question about it.