Poll: Regarding coffee...

[SckizoBoy]

I like coffee kept WELL away from me, preferably down a drain.

... I'll never be able to think of you the same way again! X3

 

[Dr. Pepper Unlimited]

I've never been a coffee person. I've tried it a few times, but it's just not my thing.

 

[Necroid_Neko]

I don't like coffee, it doesn't keep me awake and it tastes horribly bitter, adding sugar just makes it disgusting in my opinion.
As a British gal I saw tea ftw!

 

[burhanr]

The barista near my old place looks like Jennifer Morrison (House, How I Met Your Mother, Command & Conquer 3), so I became a coffee addict in a short time, it also helps that the place is one of the highest rated in Sydney. I prefer less powerful coffee, like cappucino or long black.

When I say addict, I mean I'm just fine without coffee in the morning, although if I do I usually think faster, but maybe thats just a.. "placebo" effect?

 

[lacktheknack]

Wrapped in a packet and given to someone else. I prefer straight milk in the morning.

 

[Girl With One Eye]

... I'll never be able to think of you the same way again! X3

How do you normally think about me?

 

[lacktheknack]

Or, should it be necessary for me to consume a heated beverage, tea.

Pussy.

Yup, it's never necessary to consume a heated beverage. They're all vile.

Hot chocolate.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Johy8Yoyo4o/TyRDGktJVxI/AAAAAAAAFAI/Dc1XKFo-8BA/s1600/Hot-chocolate.jpg

Your argument is invalid.

 

[Jodah]

I have a Keurig so I dunno if that is instant or not.

 

[lacktheknack]

What is cream? Is cream milk? Just... what.

!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

My mind flashes to the guy I talked to who didn't know what shortening, asparagus, or kiwis were either. Do you mean to say that you really don't know what cream is?

 

[IckleMissMayhem]

Or, should it be necessary for me to consume a heated beverage, tea.

Pussy.

Yup, it's never necessary to consume a heated beverage. They're all vile.

Hot chocolate.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Johy8Yoyo4o/TyRDGktJVxI/AAAAAAAAFAI/Dc1XKFo-8BA/s1600/Hot-chocolate.jpg

Your argument is invalid.

When Hot Chocolate (or any other heated beverage, for that matter) becomes a necessity to sustain life, that'll be when my argument becomes invalid! Pfft to you poor deluded caffeine addicts!!

 

[Garyn Dakari]

Other than coffee/espresso flavored ice cream, I don't drink coffee. The one time I did though, it was cold, black, and had nothing else added to it.

 

[Ddgafd]

I like my coffee without the coffee and replaced with something else. I drank a big cup of black as hell coffee in preschool and never wanted to touch the stuff again. The smell of it is nice though, I have to admit.

 

[dogenzakaminion]

As strong as f***ing possible. No addatives.
Espresso from my little espresso can is great

 

[manic_depressive13]

?! What is cream?! It's... well... cream... the higher-fat layer skimmed off the top of unhomogenised & untreated fresh milk... *shrug*

Wait...what? Is cream...milk? How can someone go through *insert your age here* years of their life without ever seeing cream?

!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

My mind flashes to the guy I talked to who didn't know what shortening, asparagus, or kiwis were either. Do you mean to say that you really don't know what cream is?

I KNOW WHAT CREAM IS. It's just that the idea of putting actual cream in coffee is completely foreign to me. I can't imagine that tasting nice at all, so I just assumed I'd misunderstood.

What the hell is shortening?

 

[lacktheknack]

What the hell is shortening?

It's the vegetable oil equivalent of lard. It's used in every not-low-fat baking recipe ever.

 

[Monkeyman O'Brien]

I likes my coffee like I likes my wimmens.
Irish.

 

[manic_depressive13]

What the hell is shortening?

It's the vegetable oil equivalent of lard. It's used in every not-low-fat baking recipe ever.

Oh come on! How could you expect anyone to know that? It sounds gross.

 

[Necron_warrior]

TEA FLAVORED

Also, who is that? I swear I've seen her before...

 

[lacktheknack]

What the hell is shortening?

It's the vegetable oil equivalent of lard. It's used in every not-low-fat baking recipe ever.

Oh come on! How could you expect anyone to know that? It sounds gross.

I expect people to know that because it's basically margarine. It's the culinary equivalent of expecting people to know what a "monitor" is. And trust me, if you just didn't use all the foods that are gross in theory/by themselves, you wouldn't be able to cook ANYTHING.

 

[MammothBlade]

TEA FLAVORED

Also, who is that? I swear I've seen her before...

I don't know either. I just liked the pic.