Poll: RPing in the bedroom?

[thylasos]

I can barely tell a convincing one-sentence lie, let alone role play during half and hour of foreplay.

 

[AtroposHeart]

I'm a virgin, but roleplaying is something I believe I will be into once I'm sexually active

 

[Jonluw]

No.
Mostly becaue I'm a virgin, but also because my bedroom sounds like a horrible place for larping (harr harr harr).

 

[Brandon237]

I'm a virgin, but if some day in the future the idea came up... I'm pretty sure I would be a willing guinea-pig / actor

 

[MurderousToaster]

Well, unless I'm having an orgy, a game of D&D is pretty hard to do with just two people, especially while having sex.

I can't help but feel I'm missing the point...

 

[Wondermint13]

I've always wanted to be Default male Commander Shepard for a night.. Not sure why.. It just feels right y'know.

Otherwise, I have RP'd quite alot, during my LARP days and now. Trying to get my hands on a Harley Quinn outfit for my Girlfriend.. heck yeh!
I already have a batman mask and cape hidden somewhere.

 

[gustcq]

*sword thrust*

 

[Bara_no_Hime]

Well, unless I'm having an orgy, a game of D&D is pretty hard to do with just two people, especially while having sex.
I can't help but feel I'm missing the point...

You've never played D&D one-on-one? Either your character alone, or with some DM run NPCs?

My spouse and I play D&D like that, as well as with larger groups. That way we can run games just for one another, or test new game systems before trying them with a full group.

Plus, it allows us to play characters that might not work in a larger group. Like my priestess who had no combat abilities at all. I wanted to play a D&D game with no combat, and my spouse delivered. I spent the whole game sneaking, lying, and manipulating my way through a mass of fantasy politics, marriage alliances, assassination plots. It was lots of fun.

More recently, I've been running a D&D-in-Space game in the Mass Effect universe. Which is how my spouse as Commander Shepard came to be taking me as Tali to bed... several times.

Actually, the hardest part about RPing Tali in the bedroom is remembering to keep my fingers in the Vulcan greeting pose the whole time (since Tali only has two fingers and a thumb per hand). I screw that up more than I succeed, but my attempts amuse my partner, so I keep trying. ^^;;

 

[theevilsanta]

Yeah it's fun when this thread pops up every once in a while to remind me I'm not alone.

To anyone that thinks they Might be into If they found a partner that wanted to you probably will get significantly into it once you try it once. My fiance and I, after about five years (of her being too embarrassed/unsure to admit it and me being mostly oblivious) had a moment and did some serious RPing after watching 9 1/2 Weeks (an amazing movie if you're into that kind of stuff (will pretty much ensure sexy times if watched with a willing significant other)).

I don't really get D&D srs bzns when rping in the bedroom, though. It's more of a suggested thing with dialogue, like it would actually be (if a human master was taking his poor, elven slave). RPing the nonsexual parts are unnecessary for me.

edit/ps - I'm rewatching Nine 1/2 Weeks right now and enjoying the film's structure immensely. It's setup like a horror movie, only instead of murder it's kink. The first half is setting up the characters and installing little moments of sexiness (the scene where Mickey Rourke puts a fresh sheet on the bed in the house boat is as tense as any exploration of a haunted house). Then the second half you get full blown sex insanity that f's with your mind.

 

[loremazd]

A little bit, nothing major though. There was about three months we were in different states though, and we'd do that oh so controversial erp thing. Though, I suppose I get points for only having done that with my wife.

 

[Chanerd]

Did it once, pirate stuff. Was worth a giggle, but did nothing particularly amazing for me.

 

[Trucken]

Never done it, but I wouldn't mind trying if she was into it. Same goes for cosplay.

... dammit, I need to find a geek girlfriend.

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

I roll my D20, wait are we talking about something else here?

So is accidentally putting it in the wrong hole the equivalent of rolling a natural 1 and getting a critical miss? I guess that's one way to fumble your weapon...

With the way some people in my old group used to GM, it might well end up in someone's eye or ear. XD

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

As I don't get aroused by anything but context, it's pretty much a given that there will be role playing involved if I'm getting off.

When we roleplay, it's generally something pretty depraved, like incest, snuff, or bestiality. Occasionally we make believe about vore. He's not as comfortable with that so we don't do it very often, but that makes it more of a treat when it does happen.

Do collars count as costume? Because otherwise I don't really do costumes. I might, if either me or my boyfriend ever get the money to buy costumes, though.

I have a feeling that I'm going to regret this but...how do you roleplay beastiality? I mean...really, I just can't imagine that. XD

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

You don't have to be good at whipping someone if they like that sort of thing - you just have to have good aim.

That's the thing about whipping that concerns me. XD

I've never done it, hell, I don't even know if I'd like it, but even if I were to convince my gf (very unlikely) I'm worried that she might actually hit something important (very likely). XD

Although to quote her about a question I asked her about something, "But everything's important!" She was refering to body parts, so it's not completely out of context. XD

 

[Canadamus Prime]

My answer of, "I'm single & lonely so I have no one to do it with, but I would if I could" is not there so I guess I'll vote other

EDIT: depressing post is depressing. Sorry, but its one of those moods tonight...

Put me down for "single and lonely" too. Although I'm not sure that's something I want to try.
IDK, sex in general for me is this great huge intimidating behemoth that I'm I have to get over and I have to do that before I can worry about the the fine details like this. ...Also the fine details make it that much more intimidating.

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

Do you like to RP with your special someone? What kind of things? How often? Do you like it? Do you go so far as to get costumes?

Tell us, fellow Escapists, what are your thoughts, feelings, and stories?

Me and my ex used to do it a lot. Nothing too outlandish, just the "normal" stuff (teacher/student etc.). It's pretty fun to do every once in a while.

How about you OP?

Trying not to answer your own question?

[sub]not serious btw[/sub]

Sure, I'll play. XD

Even though you weren't being serious, I figure what the hell. My gf and I do text based RPs on a couple of sites, but nothing sexual. It's kind of odd that we don't considering that I also tabletop RP, and we're both aspiring writers in addition to what we're studying in college.

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

Japanese drip candles, are made to produce wax quickly and in large amounts, try those, available at your local adult novelty shop

Yes, but are they designed not to get on the holder's hands? The cheapo-walmart ones produce plenty of wax, but the issue is keeping the wax falling on my partner's back rather than, say, my hand that's holding the candle.

I suggest latex gloves. I've seen those used in a few things I saw when wax was involved. It's not really my thing, so I might not be remembering correctly. You might also want to try simply staking the candle on a skewer of sorts. It could be something as simple as an actual candle holder with the candle maybe taped in for added support, or a metal shish-kebab type thing. Like I said though, I'm not sure if any of that would work. XD

 

[funguy2121]

There was a coffeeshop that my ex and I would go to pretty much every day that we weren't doing anything else. We knew we'd run into friends there at any given point in time, or at the very least get to do some outlandish-people-watching. On one particular sunday, we ran into a friend of mine who was a photography major and was preparing to take pictures in the local park of a bunch of people dressed as Alice in Wonderland characters. Two people had bailed on her. So, she recruited the two of us. After shuffling around roles, she assigned me the task of being the Mad Hatter and my gf the role of the Red Queen. Most everyone took separate vehicles to the park.

After the session, when everyone was returning to my friend's place to change out of the rental clothes, my ex decided that we should stay in costume and do our laundry at the local laundromat. I said "Hell, yes." But we never made it. It bears noting here that she had very wild, curly red hair.

She was giving me road head when when I pulled up to a stoplight next to a carload of teenage girls. I looked over at them and saw that their collective jaw was on the floorboard. Apparently the top of my gf's head was visible. I was embarrassed and unsure what to do. So I took my Cat-in-the-Hat headgear and put it on her head. I was unable to look back over at the teenagers.

 

[Programmed_For_Damage]

The day my mother-in-law suggested me and my wife try role-playing in the bedroom it pretty much killed that idea for me.