Poll: Rule 63: Yourself

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Gralian

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Unfortunately, i have too much self-loathing to be able to consider myself even remotely attractive - whether or not the 'myself' in question was female and physically attractive. If i knew the parrallel me was the same as me in all aspects other than physical appearance and gender, i'd probably hate her, let alone want to do her. After all - i'd have something tangible to direct my hate onto now. I wouldn't have to keep talking to myself. I'd probably blame her for everything, all of my little shortcomings and failures, all the regrets in my life.

...Wait, what was the question again?
 

soren7550

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Dec 18, 2008
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Probably no since he's me, he'd be just as awkward as I am with people (it has taken me long enough just to get with my boyfriend). But maybe we'd play video games together, or work to finish those written works of mine/his/ours.
 

Cap'n Ninja

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Well I'm extremely narcissistic, so I would probably get on with him quite well, but as things go, the genetic implications would be a bit weird. If Evan and I could get past that, then maybe, I don't know. Perfectly symmetrical violence may ensue though, if only for the funsies.

One thing's for sure though, I would not want to be against us in any fashion. That would be scary.
 

Captain Pirate

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Yes, I imagine I'd get along like a house on fire with myself.
Also.. I'm guessing my female counterpart is attractive to men as I am to women, so... in that case, I'd skip forward a few months to when I've lost more weight and put on more muscle, so that my female version would be fit by male standards.
Then, HELL YES.
 

AnyNamePlease

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Oct 16, 2011
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I have a brother who looks and acts just me (which is actually because I modeled myself after him) Doing myself would be way to freaky. However it be fun torturing my female friends if my opposite gender twin came out to be attractive...
 

neonsword13-ops

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Mar 28, 2011
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Sure... I guess? It's kind of a funky question if you ask me.

If we both agree to it, then why not. But someone best be wearing a condom.
 

dickywebster

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Almost like a new take on the is sleeping with yourself incest or masturbation.

But i think itd bepend if i knew it was an alternate me, if i did, probably be too wierd to do it, if not, well then its almost no different from sleeping with anyone else as far as i know.
 

OrokuSaki

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Well, on one hand I don't think I'd make an attractive girl, but you yourself said that I'd be hot, so I guess that doesn't matter.

Overall I think yes, but I don't think it would last very long. I tend to get pissed if I spend too much time with any one person and that would make her the same. So I don't think the relationship would be very functional. Or healthy.
 

Mallefunction

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I've been told that this is pretty much me (physically) in male form.



I'm kind of inclined to agree.

 

iFail69

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Go play Wingman in Gears of War 3... or some Left 4 Dead... or invite her to join my D&D group... Come to think of it, we'd just end up being best friends. Damn, that'd be awesome xD
 

Juni221

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My own female me? Now neither of us will be virgins!

In all seriousness though, yeah, I'd do me. HARD.
 

teisjm

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I don't think my girlfriend would be very pleased... despite how hard i tried to argue that it's more like masturbation and less like cheating.
But for the the sake of the argument, let's forget that part which leaves the actual answer:
Yeah, totally. I really don't see why i wouldn't.
 

Suicida1 Midget

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Jun 11, 2011
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'Huh? How could you be me from a differnt timespace'
'Do i look like a cosmologist to you?'
'I guess you know how to hold an xbox controller'
'I guess you dont have a life?'
'ouch'
'stfu pansie'
Finally someone to acually get those co-op achievements, and they wont suck....in that sense. Personally i would say not in this life time, but being a emotionless, sarcastic, and generally with a sense of hoplessness for the people i work with. Something will probably happen.
 
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uhh...no.

Even though it's TECHNICALLY masturbation...It'd still feel like I'm cheating on my GF.

And even if I WASN'T in a relationship, it'd feel REALLY freaking creepy. @_@
 

Snake Plissken

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You're asking me if I'd nail an alcoholic chick with questionable (at best) hygiene habits, rarely shaves, and is fiscally challenged?

Nah, I think I'll pass.
 

Chalacachaca

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Have sex with a female version of me? considering that she would look exactly like my mother and would go for "NO".