Poll: Rule 63: Yourself

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Twilight_guy

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Stand around on an awkward silence and then find a way to back away from each other and leave.

I'm shy like that.
 

Chefodeath

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Interesting question. I'd like to think that I have fair features which are polluted by good ol' testosterone, so I bet female me would be pretty sexy. I don't know if I'd sleep with her though. I'm kind of self-loathing, so it would be some of that really rough sex. She'd probably look like my sister as well which would be a turn off.

Thing is, even if we were completely for the whole incest thing, I have my doubts we'd get around to it. The thing that keeps me from getting laid usually is a love of philosophical conversation that never fails to distract me from making real moves on the ladies. If female me was as philosophically inclined as I, then it would be next to impossible to get past the gabbing stage to the sex.

NightmareLuna said:
Fianlly, someone who understands my intense passion for sex and videogames, and playing videogames while having sex!

Yes... A solid yes.
Hmm...

*note to self, try video games while sex
 

Firia

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DriveByLawsuit said:
So this one time my roommates and I were sitting around with nothing to do, someone posed the question if you met yourself from a parallel universe and that version of you happened to be of the opposite gender and attractive, would you do yourself?

Personally, I'm down as a maybe.
no. I'm gay. :( Either of us would be interested in the other.
 

Abengoshis

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Wouldn't the offspring have even more chance of being deformed than if you committed incest. Does this count as incest? Isn't it like THE most incestuous thing possible?
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I'd still do it.
 

Lieju

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Well, I'm gay, so no.

But I can think of much fun non sexual things for us to do, mainly involving co-op games.
 

Rainforce

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well, not really. We either would start trying to kill each other on sight or just ignore each others presence or, best case scenario, would ask each other for help if something needs to be done(non-sex stuff) now and then.

no I don't have any problems with myself : D
 

steeple

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there's no way I would make an attractive female, at all...

however, if by any chance it does happen, and by the power of zeus my equivalent would be easy on the eyes, then sure, why hell not?

oh right, I would drive myself crazy with how annoying and stubborn I can be, that's why...
 

lslines

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He and I would probably not otherwise get along very well, but, yes. Definitely yes.
 

Rhatar Khurin

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Or you could put it another way... If you were born with a twin who was of the opposite sex, would you commit incest?

The answer to both questions is no from me though.
 

Scarim Coral

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Even if the female me is super attractive I think my awkwardness would save me for doing anything intimate toward her. (Is it oppersite in gender and apperance only? Or would she try to come onto me?)
 

Davih

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If its me but its a different gender and attractive its definitely not me so yes I would.
 

Hexenwolf

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Rhatar Khurin said:
Or you could put it another way... If you were born with a twin who was of the opposite sex, would you commit incest?

The answer to both questions is no from me though.
It's not really the same thing though. It's more like if you had an identical twin of the opposite gender. Of course, that's not actually possible, hence why it's a hypothetical.

DriveByLawsuit said:
On a side note "selfcest" just doesn't have that ring to it. I prefer "narciscest."
Bloody brilliant!

DriveByLawsuit said:
KyuubiNoKitsune-Hime said:
This is kinda like a test to see how much of a narcissist you are, isn't it?
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Yes.
Well you should've put that right into the OP, I would've answered yes even faster, I rather love myself xD

[small]Most of the time at least[/small]

Also, how come you felt the need to include "attractive" in the description of your parallel self? It seems like that would just skew the results towards mostly positive. If it's really an opposite gender version of you, shouldn't they be just as attractive as you are? For better or worse?
 

Jadak

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How would another version of myself of a different gender actually be attractive? If that much is true, then I imagine they would be rather vastly different as a person that I doubt this question would be relevant considering they'd reject me anyways...
 

x EvilErmine x

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Yeah why the hell not? It's basically the same as if you had a date with Mrs Palm and her five lovely daughters...nowt wrong with that boys and girls :-o lol
 

Togs

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Whilst the little voice in the back of my head that is always shouting "you need to get laid" is going "fuck yeah" the rest says no way- thats far too creepy plus there's the whole thing of who says you'd be attracted to each other? You'd be so genetically similar I doubt there'd be any attraction.
 

AngryMongoose

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"As regards sexual intercourse with older or younger copies of yourself, it's incest in branching or changeable timelines, and masturbation in inevitable timelines. In either case, yes, it is gay."

So yeah, inevitable timeline? Totally would; otherwise, that'd be weird.