Poll: Selling yourself as a slave.

[child of lileth]

No, mainly based on the 20 years thing.

 

[Hitokiri_Gensai]

ill have to let you know if my mistress will let me.

 

[Dexiro]

The idea of slavery is that it strips someone of their human rights, so no i wouldn't become a slave for any amount of money.

I could manage working as a servant on the other hand. I'd imagine it being a pretty varied job having to work around the house, doesn't seem so bad. As long as the work hours aren't ridiculous.

 

[Kollega]

The phrase "this is the most retarded idea i have ever heard" does not even begin to describe it.

Do you believe that someone dishonest enough to keep slaves would be honest enough to pay you $45 million for that? Didn't think so. So i'd rather beat that guy with a broken-off chair leg i have lying around, stab him with the jagged end, then turn him in to the police if he dosen't die beforehand.

 

[sketch_zeppelin]

I'd trade a 3rd of the money if i was gaurenteed to be sex slave.

Are you a guy? Are you gay? If not then I would feeel bad for you. 20 years getting raped by some rich guy.

First of all it doesn't say that i become the slave of the man making the offer. for all i know that could be Lucy Liu's butler.

Second of all i don't really give a shit for that kind of money

third...why does it matter to you?...are you a guy? are you gay? does the idea of me getting rapped for 20 years excite you?

(i'm not taking this seriously so neither should you)

 

[niglett]

oh yea work slave its better than being jobless with no benefits from the government. being unemployed sucks that much.

 

[lacktheknack]

Since you've added the edit this is an easy choice. I'd choose to be my girlfriend's slave without a second thought.

http://www.omni-ts.com/_common/img/winner.jpg

 

[-Drifter-]

I'd trade a 3rd of the money if i was gaurenteed to be sex slave.

Say hello to your new master.

meh it won't last long. He'll proabley die of a heart attack the first time he tries to rape me and then mabey i'll get paired with better master...like Skeletor.

Ooooor, you'll wind up with...

 

[zombiejoe]

I'd take half the 45 bil. To work as a sex slave to an attractive, almost always horny, bisexual woman. Who just happens to look like the love child of Natalie Portman and Jessica Alba.

Oh sorry the horney bisexual women got hit by a bus, but we got the next best thing
[img/]http://www.mwctoys.com/images/review_jabba_1.jpg[/img]
Technically, Hutts are part man and women....

 

[10thDegree]

You know what's odd?

I just read about upper class slaves being freed than selling themselves back into slavery earlier today.

Who know the Song of Ice and Fire series could so topically reflect the escapist?

Oh, and I choose the last one. Under the pretense that I can choose where I am slaving, like, say, to bodyguard the one guy that seems to be friends with everyone, or work as that one guy who never actually does any work.

 

[zombiejoe]

Since you've added the edit this is an easy choice. I'd choose to be my girlfriend's slave without a second thought.

Oh yeah, we have a plan for that.

Girlfriend: I'm breaking up with you.
You: WHAT!?!?!
*girl shoots you in the face*

 

[zombiejoe]

I'd trade a 3rd of the money if i was gaurenteed to be sex slave.

Say hello to your new master.

meh it won't last long. He'll proabley die of a heart attack the first time he tries to rape me and then mabey i'll get paired with better master...like Skeletor.

Ooooor, you'll wind up with...

BRYAN PEPPERS
BRYAN PEPPERS
BRYAN PEPPERS
Lol epic picture man

 

[sketch_zeppelin]

I'd trade a 3rd of the money if i was gaurenteed to be sex slave.

Say hello to your new master.

meh it won't last long. He'll proabley die of a heart attack the first time he tries to rape me and then mabey i'll get paired with better master...like Skeletor.

Ooooor, you'll wind up with...

...Is that the short guy from Fantasy Island? If it is then i'm going to be getting it on with all the island chicks when he isn't looking.

 

[SilverUchiha]

I couldn't be a slave. I'm too lazy. But I would be more than happy to have slaves on the other hand. I honestly don't see what the big deal is as long as they are people from countries you take over. This gives nations an incentive to go to war. Slaves are good for the economy. I disagree that certain races or groups should be slaves. Just prisoners, convicts, assholes, and people who volunteer. Now is there anything wrong with that if it aids the economy? Bad people being slaves for good causes?

 

[Glamorgan]

If I got a third of the money, but I was allowed to pick Sex Slave, and my master, I would probably do it.

 

[HeySeansOnline]

Well If I really needed the money to save a family member, I'd do It, though probably just a regular servant for a person of my choosing, probably a chick, I know sex slave sounds good, but eventually It would just become work and make me feel like an even worse dog.

 

[Ensiferum]

If you're going to get paid in the end then how is it slavery?

 

[Cazza]

If you're going to get paid in the end then how is it slavery?

Yeah more like a really bad contract.

 

[IamSofaKingRaw]

I'd trade a 3rd of the money if i was gaurenteed to be sex slave.

Are you a guy? Are you gay? If not then I would feeel bad for you. 20 years getting raped by some rich guy.

First of all it doesn't say that i become the slave of the man making the offer. for all i know that could be Lucy Liu's butler.

Second of all i don't really give a shit for that kind of money

third...why does it matter to you?...are you a guy? are you gay? does the idea of me getting rapped for 20 years excite you?

(i'm not taking this seriously so neither should you)

My bad reread the post I thought that the man that offered you this was to be your master.

 

[gunrunnerjr]

.............we are already slaves to the MAN dont you know that by now???......




lolz