Poll: Selling yourself as a slave.
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Sure, why not. But! Only if I get alll da monies, and get to be a sex slave. Kinky, but it sounds like a sweet enough deal. I might sacrifice half of the money to choose my master though. 
Half money, and I'd become a bodyguard of, I dunno, some rich, hypergenius baby. I'll train my body with the time I have before his nefarious gene activates, then I'll protect him as he proceeds to plan and execute his lucrative criminal plans. I'll stay at his side always, especially when his father goes missing in the Arctic. I'll aid him in his successful capture of a mythological creature, and then screw up, for the very first time, just as he is sipping from the cup of victory- leaving him to save the day. I have no doubt he'll do so.
I'll finally locate his father, and lead him and his new underground allies on a trip to rescue said father, all the while helping THEM stop a mastermind eerily similar to my charge.
Then, as he attempts to make a shitload of money off tech stolen from his friends, I'll take a bullet from his contact, who double-crossed him. When I get revived, I'll stick by him, despite obvious weakness.
We'll have several more adventures, likely involving time travel, old enemies, demons- the usual fare. I'll be totally cool with his attraction, first to my sister, and then to an eighty year old woman.
I'll finally locate his father, and lead him and his new underground allies on a trip to rescue said father, all the while helping THEM stop a mastermind eerily similar to my charge.
Then, as he attempts to make a shitload of money off tech stolen from his friends, I'll take a bullet from his contact, who double-crossed him. When I get revived, I'll stick by him, despite obvious weakness.
We'll have several more adventures, likely involving time travel, old enemies, demons- the usual fare. I'll be totally cool with his attraction, first to my sister, and then to an eighty year old woman.
Would you really be a slave? I mean, there are set terms and limits- including a job description and eventual pay- not to mention that you have a set number of years of servitude. It's more like 'would you be an indentured servant?'
And honestly, I dont know man.
The way things are now, times are hard. Not to mention that I already feel like a slave to things already.
Knee-jerk reaction is to say no... But when I think about it more, especially if I could pick my job and location if I gave up half the money, only taking $10Billion, that seems very acceptable. A lot of things you could do with that money, but since I would be much older by then- it would definitely be for other peoples benefits, beside my own.
So I would say no to the initial proposition.
And rain-check on the modified one
And honestly, I dont know man.
The way things are now, times are hard. Not to mention that I already feel like a slave to things already.
Knee-jerk reaction is to say no... But when I think about it more, especially if I could pick my job and location if I gave up half the money, only taking $10Billion, that seems very acceptable. A lot of things you could do with that money, but since I would be much older by then- it would definitely be for other peoples benefits, beside my own.
So I would say no to the initial proposition.
And rain-check on the modified one
A lot of people are over glamerizing the sex slave bit. I for one don't want to be flogged or locked in "the box" for 12hours for failing to satisfy Lucy Liu or Kate Beckingsdale (which is inevitably going to happen no matter how hard anyone tries). Also there's all the (subjectively bad) kinky stuff they might want to do to you.
Well... I don't find the idea glamorous in the least... it's just something I know I can do well enough at... plus, in seems the least of the given evils. Aaaand, I could hopefully circumvent the whole "crazy-kinky-in-a-bad-way" master by picking my own. Maybe.WolfThomas said:
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Oh, missed that, welcome to the escapist!LaPetite.Siren said:
Yeah I think 20years with anyone as (literally) their sex slave, no matter how good they start off, would probably get pretty degrading inevitably.
Let him keep half of money, choose to become sex slave to sane, attractive women. I win.
But the only problem, what if you really, really, really piss of your girlfriend? Consequences will never be the same.
Another option would to become body gaurd for a guy with a really boring life with no enemies that preferably lives in an air conditioned house.
Damn, ninja'd!Cuddly Razor said:
But the only problem, what if you really, really, really piss of your girlfriend? Consequences will never be the same.
Another option would to become body gaurd for a guy with a really boring life with no enemies that preferably lives in an air conditioned house.
