Poll: Sex or Escapist

[xanith02100]

Um... it would be really unhealthy for anyone to say "no, browsing these forums are more important that human interactions" let alone to pass up sex specifically. They're just forums. They're supposed to be a downtime activity, not something to schedule around.

 

[Flare Phoenix]

Can't I do both at the same time?

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

I've been doing fine with both, but come on, sex every time.

 

[zombieeater6000]

why not both

 

[Rayne870]

Well what will it be, primal urges or loyalty to a great fucking site.

Stupid fucking question....no offense.

 

[UltraXan]

The escapist is awesome and all, but I ain't gonna leave her for it.

 

[Goldenkitten01]

Sex with someone I like? Bye Escapist!

Sex with a random person who I have no idea who it is? Nah, I'll stay here and watch ZP.

I'm taking this and using it as my own answer.

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

we should all get one post before we go, specifically in the inevitable mass orgy thread.

 

[Julianking93]

Agreed. How shall we resolve this situation, hmm?

Coin toss perhaps? Though, why can't I have Escapist and sex?
I can multitask!!
Then I can talk about my religious views and philosophical ideals while secksin'

 

[Marik2]

Let's see... The second best thing I can do with my penis (first being hiding it in people's salads) versus being occasionally bitched at by pseudo-intellectuals about how my opinion is "wrong".

Gee, I can't seem to decide.

LOL I know right?

Sex with someone I like? Bye Escapist!

Sex with a random person who I have no idea who it is? Nah, I'll stay here and watch ZP.

Yup pretty much what many people would say.

 

[Kevlar Eater]

I picked the Escapist. It's not like I'm gonna have sex in this lifetime, so why not this website?

 

[theodosian]

Recently had some of the best sex in my life and I was around before the interwebs so considering it can still get better, gotta go sex. Love the Escapist, love hot redheads more. Sorry.

 

[tehsqueez]

Am I the only one that sees the irony of people choosing sex over escapist- by posting on escapist?

 

[Lord Beautiful]

Hahahahahahaha.

Some people voted "Escapist."

 

[MrStab]

if i was that addicted to posting on here i'd just post and get bj's simple as that

 

[Yopaz]

Well, I can check The Escapist any time of the day, why when I am supposed to have sex? There's no reason why I can't have both, I just ca't have both at the same time. I need to get a better phone, then it's possible. I also need to find a desperate girl... I guess I'll stick with The Escapist and my computer for the time being.

 

[Jyggalag]

Seriously, man? Who in their right mind would neglect their girlfriend for a website? They wouldn't have a girlfriend for long.

This. Unless this website was written by Jesus I wouldn't forfeit man's basic purpose on earth: To reproduce.