Poll: Sex or Escapist

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

Room for one more

OT: Yeah, sex. I like this site, but sex is just so more... great

4 people? Guess this is an orgy now! XD

Annnd... this line of conversation demonstrated our commitment to sexytimes. We all met here though! XD

Can I partake in aformentioned orgy? X3

 

[Irridium]

Room for one more

OT: Yeah, sex. I like this site, but sex is just so more... great

4 people? Guess this is an orgy now! XD

Annnd... this line of conversation demonstrated our commitment to sexytimes. We all met here though! XD

Can I partake in aformentioned orgy? X3

You know what they say, the more the merrier!

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

Without sex there would be no escapist.

I do believe your avatar has ruined my mood

[sub]Moo...

*runs for dear life*[/sub]

 

[Ldude893]

Meh, I hate sex.

 

[Divine Miss Bee]

i've made this decision before, multiple times. more often than not, i choose...the escapist. i have a ton of friends here, and i tend to put my friends before my relationships.

 

[ZeroMachine]

What kind of idiot would... oh? 57 people? .... huh....

Anyways, yeah, barring the sex is with someone I don't know/am not in a relationship with/that has diseases of the nethers, I choose sex. I like this site, but real life is more important. I'm not payed to post here.

If I WAS payed, I'd finish quick.

... Posting, that is.

....... aw, dammit......

 

[diablo523]

I love the Escapist, I really do. You guys rock, the conversations range from highly interesting to trivial yet entertaining, but it's really hard to beat bumpin uglies with a pretty young lady. Or a pretty young dude, however you roll, I don't judge.

But yeah, sex rules.

 

[Harry Mason]

There are very few things that will make me neglect my girlfriend in that way. House fires... Winning the lottery... Things like that.

But no website is that good.

 

[SilentCom]

Considering I never had a sex life, I would have to choose the Escapist by default.

 

[scorptatious]

Seriously? I'd choose sex!

Although I guess that would depend on who I'm having sex with. >_>

 

[Risingblade]

The benefit of being a lurker is you can have sex now and go on the escapist later

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

61 people would rather Escapist?!?!

 

[ShadowsofHope]

..If I had to choose between sex and the Escapist?

I'm sorry, but.. fuck you, Escapist. I'm going to go have some h4wt, steamy se- oh wait.

foreveralone.jpg

 

[Samwise137]

At the moment, my girlfriend is doing her homework. Thusly, my answer is Escapist. On ANY other occasion, my answer would be sex.

 

[butterkniferampage]

Seriously, man? Who in their right mind would neglect their girlfriend for a website? They wouldn't have a girlfriend for long.

I do. I have. But I'd still take the sex over the Escapist. She understood.

 

[Snork Maiden]

Room for one more

OT: Yeah, sex. I like this site, but sex is just so more... great

4 people? Guess this is an orgy now! XD

Annnd... this line of conversation demonstrated our commitment to sexytimes. We all met here though! XD

Can I partake in aformentioned orgy? X3

You know what they say, the more the merrier!

Best orgy description I've heard is "the more the sweatier, the sweatier the merrier."

 

[Laser Priest]

Can I have sex with the Escapist?

Otherwise, I'm just going to assume this sex is however I want with whoever I please, so I'm going to have to go with that. Sorry, Escapist, but you're not the only forum on the internet and you certainly aren't sex.

 

[dicai]

Let me get a girlfriend first (and she's willing to have sex with me) and then I'll let you know.

But yeah, in those short periods of time when I had a special someone, I didn't browse the internet as much as I do when single... Those relationship-thingies sure demand a lot of time!

 

[Kermi]

Would I give up the Escapist if the alternative was never having sex again? You bet your ass I would.

Thankfully my wife has not imposed any such rules on me. I don't imagine why she would. In fact, why are sex and the Escapist even at all opposed here? They're about as unrelated as you can get.