Poll: Sex or Escapist

[roostuf]

Well what will it be, primal urges or loyalty to a great fucking site.

 

[ryai458]

Sex of course, I mean duh, sex yeah sex.

 

[Owyn_Merrilin]

Seriously, man? Who in their right mind would neglect their girlfriend for a website? They wouldn't have a girlfriend for long.

 

[The Apothecarry]

One question: How pretty is the girl?

 

[Cheesus333]

I'm a virgin, so I hardly know what I'm missing.

So... I voted to go make a MLP thread. But I'm not even going to.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

Where's this "great fucking site", again?

screw this im going to make a MLP thread

 

[Julianking93]

Seriously, man? Who in their right mind would neglect their girlfriend for a website? They wouldn't have a girlfriend for long.

Oh but the OP never said anything about a partner here. Could be just some secks in general :3

OT; it really just depends on who I'm getting the sex from >.>

 

[Cracker3011]

So... Tempted... To say third option...

I would say sex, but then again, ANY virgin guy in the uncaring grip of puberty would say the same thing.

 

[CrashBang]

...Wha... really? You... I... really?! Ooh Escapist, yeah, definitely, I love posting that much! NO! Sex! Jeeeeez...

 

[Palademon]

Seriously, man? Who in their right mind would neglect their girlfriend for a website? They wouldn't have a girlfriend for long.

What has a girlfriend got to do with sex? (Buh dum tsh)

OP: Yeah...a very almost neccesity against a website... Then again this is one of the only places where I can find like minded people, so I'm more likely to find someone here that out in the everyday world. Then again again, my oppurtunities for sex are not my own choice, so even if I did choose it, it would probably still be rare.

 

[Ampersand]

Primal urges don't have a hole lot to do with it, it's more that my love for my partner outweighs my love for yahtzee(which is considerable non the less).

 

[GeorgW]

I like both, but come on! Silly question!
It'd be nice to combine the two though...

Sexcapist?

That would be like the best thing EVAH!!!

 

[Sabinfrost]

Depends what with, I'd pass up sex with a blow up doll to post on here any day.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Sex, by a very long way. There are other forums if needs must. They are to the Escapist what my palm is to sex.

That is, a vaguely passable substitute.

 

[katsumoto03]

Let's see... The second best thing I can do with my penis (first being hiding it in people's salads) versus being occasionally bitched at by pseudo-intellectuals about how my opinion is "wrong".

Gee, I can't seem to decide.

 

[Tulks]

If you have to ask then you're probably not in a position to be having sex...

Let's see... The second best thing I can do with my penis (first being hiding it in people's salads) versus being occasionally bitched at by pseudo-intellectuals about how my opinion is "wrong".

Gee, I can't seem to decide.

"Occasionally"? Sir, I find your logic flawed and your conclusion disagreeable.

 

[Jonluw]

Sorry escapist, but I like sticking my dick in things more than hanging out here. Or at least I think I do, virgin as I am.

 

[similar.squirrel]

Overall internet traffic would diminish to a mere trickle if everybody had constant access to sex.

 

[Naheal]

Hanged ma- I mean, MLP thread. Definitely MLP thread.

 

[Leon Last Lord Shyle]

Sexcapist?

I am gonna go ahead and say a site by that name will already exist... and it will be somewhat different to this one.

If i have to choose the sex wins of course, however what's to say we cannot sex and surf it is possible if a little awkward, trust me