Sometimes, don't want to hear the soundtrack of jungle book down there. That and I don't think it's nice to give away free dental floss (sorry for the disturbing images that could come with this).
Yeah. Especially when I get a goddamn afro down there.
Don't SHAVE though. I get too nervous thinking about a razor down these. Just use a pair of scissors to trim it up.
Yeah that pretty much sums it up men.. go ahead and lop those pesky buggers off, I mean even if it does lead you to some degree of sex from shallow little girls with gender identification issues for a little while, in a few years it will be all the easier to walk around the mall, carrying her purse as she trolls from store to store trying on shoes, especially when you sit down to reassure her that those jeans dont make her ass look big.
Seriously, It drives me up a wall living in a world where for some reason unbeknown to me we as a society seem to want to erode any sort of hint of what a man is, and once was.
This is all my opinion and you can take it for what it is worth, but if you dont believe me, try taking it from this guy, cause if he has no need to, should you?
Ok, firstly you have got to realize that you are a man and you have a face. Therefore when buying said shaving cream the lovely little shop assistant will think to herself 'oh, he wants to shave his face'. No embarrassment necessary. I don't know where you live so I can't recommend a good place to buy shaving cream but it is a pretty basic item, I'm sure you'll find some on a shelf near you somewhere if you looked for it.
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