Poll: Skyrim: Empire or Stormcloaks?

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Shadowkire

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I go stormcloak. Always.

1)They are probably the least racist. Windhelm has the largest dark elf population in the game, and the only mistreatment they get is from a pair of drunks. This level of tolerance is incredible considering the majority of dark elves are slavers, as bigoted as the Thalmor high elves, and enthusiastic deadra worshipers. The argonians aren't let in because many of them are thieves and the dark elves have a long history of enslaving them, who needs that kind of racial tension?

2)The Aldmeri aren't going to take over the world. After the war they were given land in Hammerfell, the redguards left the empire and defeated the army sent to secure those lands. Seems like the Aldmeri Dominion is not the incredible juggernaut of conquest the fearmongering imperials make them out to be.

3)This is a continuation of 2: If Hammerfell was able to win against the elves alone, why did the empire give up so easily? If they had stuck it out they could have broken the Dominion. Instead they folded a winning hand. I don't prefer siding with losers.

4)The empire tries to kill the player at the beginning of the game. Your BFF in the empire(hadrid?) even openly admits that you shouldn't be executed, but doesn't actually do or say anything on your behalf. Alduin, the villain of the game, does more to save your hide than that prick.

5)The empire's laws are a joke. When you later meet Tullius, the general you presided over your near execution, he just says: "Well I know we were going to execute you, but it seems like we didn't have a good reason to and I surely won't be consistent on this." The empire also allowed a foreign power to write and enforce a law inside it's borders, which is essentially giving up sovereignty.


TLDR: Stormcloaks are tolerant, Aldmeri are overrated, empire is a loser, empire is a jerk, and empire is corrupt.
 

Rampage470

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I'm with the Empire, but I will gladly kill any Thalmor I see walking along the roads.

I have been attacked by more Justicars than you could possible imagine.
 

pookie101

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well in my modded game the emperor had a slight accident with a two handed battle axe while shaving and my breton is now empress and is uniting skyrim for the war we are waging against the thalmor
 

IceForce

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By Ysmir's beard! The Empire is curb-stomping the opposition in this thread.

Quick everyone, better hide your Talos amulets!
 

Tom_green_day

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Disregarding morality and all that nonsense, the Empire are British and I am British so I kinda like playing a game where I can once again create a British Empire.
 

DementedSheep

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I find it really difficult to side with the stormcloaks because the generic line they gave all their officers in this game is "Soon we'll rid Skyrim of elves, their bloody Justiciars, and the Jarls in their pockets. ... And we'll cleave through the Legion to get to them". Note that they said elves, not Thalmor. If they didn't want people to interpret much of stormclaoks as being violently xenophobic they shouldn't have made that the standard line.
 

vledleR

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Didn't play too much of Skyrim, but I did do a bit of the civil war stuff. I sided with the Empire. I liked the way that General Tullius right-hand woman rationalized it (I forget her name); If the Thalmor were really to get tyrannical with the Empire, to the point where the Empire saw fit to fight back, they would need all the manpower they could muster. If Skyrim was independent of the Empire, they would probably be out of the loop of any political dealings between the Empire and the Thalmor, and the Thalmor could easily divide and conquer.

I couldn't give two shits about Talos or racism. There are bigger things at stake here. A stronger Empire is a stronger Skyrim.
 

Zaltys

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Empire.
Literally the only argument I can think of for joining the Stormcloaks would be that imperials tried to execute you. But the people directly responsible for that decision already died in dragonfire.

Not to mention that most Jarls on the Stormcloak side are, to put it simply, unlikeable. Lazy, cruel, or corrupt self-serving asses who treat the protagonist like trash.