I'm pretty sure that actually happened quite a lot during the Middle Ages...Dragonlayer said:Personally I think its quite disgusting the way the game depicts male characters as blindly driven by lust for the lost princesses, implying battle hardened knights will butcher their comrades in an instant because of a pretty face.
But it's the best humour, I mean I take myself to the groin area while laughing while my face has a distict show of fear/pain when people tell them.Doomsdaylee said:I know of people who get offended by kick in the nuts humour.
Nice false equivalence. If that happened it would be really out of place. If there was foreshadowing or it fit with the themes, go ahead. But in a game where the plot has no dialogue, there is a character who's magic spell is shooting rainbows and a bow and arrow with hearts on. A lightsaber. A fish sword. Your armoury is inside a giant frog staked to the ground. Rocket faeces propelled deer. a lollipop sword. Clowns. at what point would you expect any kind of justification or deep plot?Worgen said:Dude, don't be a prick, how would you feel if after beating the last boss in gears of war you suddenly had a scene with Dom and Marco fucking each other in the butt?El Luck said:well shit whatever you do, don't play Battle Block Theatre, you can push cats in to water. Would hate for you to go on another pointless tirade.
What the fuck is wrong with you people? She encountered a situation that kind of came out of no where and made her uncomfortable and you shitheads are just pilling crap on her? WHY!?
You don't even seem to try and understand what is bugging her about this, you just assume she wants to take away your videogames.
This. Also I don't think the people in this thread know what over-analyzing means, form the op she did not analyze any thing she was playing the game, than this came and smacked her in the face. Overall think the satire defense that has come up might hold water but I doubt it given the things like shit propelled dear being its general level of humor.Worgen said:Dude, don't be a prick, how would you feel if after beating the last boss in gears of war you suddenly had a scene with Dom and Marco fucking each other in the butt?El Luck said:well shit whatever you do, don't play Battle Block Theatre, you can push cats in to water. Would hate for you to go on another pointless tirade.
What the fuck is wrong with you people? She encountered a situation that kind of came out of no where and made her uncomfortable and you shitheads are just pilling crap on her? WHY!?
You don't even seem to try and understand what is bugging her about this, you just assume she wants to take away your videogames.
I gotta be honest. I would love to see a major title with a male PC who makes out (without player choice) with another dude. I would love to see the response from the community. I would like to see how it impacted sales. I would absolutely love it.Worgen said:Dude, don't be a prick, how would you feel if after beating the last boss in gears of war you suddenly had a scene with Dom and Marco fucking each other in the butt?
You...didn't even read the OP, did you? That's completely different from the Castle Crashers example.Worgen said:Dude, don't be a prick, how would you feel if after beating the last boss in gears of war [bold]you suddenly had a scene with Dom and Marco fucking each other in the butt?[/bold]El Luck said:well shit whatever you do, don't play Battle Block Theatre, you can push cats in to water. Would hate for you to go on another pointless tirade.
What the fuck is wrong with you people? She encountered a situation that kind of came out of no where and made her uncomfortable and you shitheads are just pilling crap on her? WHY!?
You don't even seem to try and understand what is bugging her about this, you just assume she wants to take away your videogames.
It wouldn't be that out of place, it would be a parody of the typical macho character in movies and games, it would fit right in, or if that still doesn't do it for you, throw in in broforce, that's an over the top game. Have Brobocop and the Bronator pounding each other in the butt at the end other at the end of a level and you have to control them doing to it to determine who gets to be on top or bottom or whatever.Chairman Miaow said:Nice false equivalence. If that happened it would be really out of place. If there was foreshadowing or it fit with the themes, go ahead. But in a game where the plot has no dialogue, there is a character who's magic spell is shooting rainbows and a bow and arrow with hearts on. A lightsaber. A fish sword. Your armoury is inside a giant frog staked to the ground. Rocket faeces propelled deer. a lollipop sword. Clowns. at what point would you expect any kind of justification or deep plot?Worgen said:Dude, don't be a prick, how would you feel if after beating the last boss in gears of war you suddenly had a scene with Dom and Marco fucking each other in the butt?El Luck said:well shit whatever you do, don't play Battle Block Theatre, you can push cats in to water. Would hate for you to go on another pointless tirade.
What the fuck is wrong with you people? She encountered a situation that kind of came out of no where and made her uncomfortable and you shitheads are just pilling crap on her? WHY!?
You don't even seem to try and understand what is bugging her about this, you just assume she wants to take away your videogames.
But he's right. The OP was partially upset that her player character (who she made female, no biggie, I've done similar things to faceless characters) suddenly kissed a girl. Who...cares? You'd have to be pretty prejudiced to be offended by something not only trivial, but also really freaking unique (a female medieval lesbian knight).Doomsdaylee said:Dude, shut the fuck up. Have something to add, (and/or) READ THE POST, or get the fuck out.astrav1 said:Personally, I'm offended by your objections to lesbian characters in games and the fact that your username clearly shows your support of kidnapping and rape. Take this garbage to Jezabel and kotaku.
Take YOUR garbage to your damn mom, or to 4chan.
Gears of War is one of the most homoerotic games on the market. Dom and Marcus having sex made more sense than the Brokeback Mountain guys.Chairman Miaow said:Nice false equivalence. If that happened it would be really out of place. If there was foreshadowing or it fit with the themes, go ahead.
I find that games that don't have 1 dimensional characters usually have a bad/boring combat system.Richard Dubbeld said:well now I don't want to play this game. trying to stay away from stories in which the stakes are essentially a 1 dimensional character I care nothing about.