Poll: So, you're the last man (woman) on Earth, left with everyone of the opposite sex...

Paragon Fury

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Okay, so I got the idea for this from a new manga I was reading called...World's End Harem (alt. The Harem at the End of the World, alt. alt. The Only Way Paragon Would Ever Get Any).


Basically, dude goes into cyrostasis for a few years until a treatment can be finalized for his disease. Gets woken up, finds out world has gone to shit. The men of the world all died with 6 months of each-other due to a sex-specific disease (assumed by some to actually be a bioweapon) and he and a handful of other men are the only ones who appeared to be immune. So while the remaining lady scientists and governments try to find a cure/vaccine for the disease, they want him (and the other few men who are left alive) to get with the baby-making (hoping that their children will also be immune). He doesn't want to because...plot (he wants to find his old girlfriend first). Story ensues.

I got to thinking...what would I do if I found out I were the last man on Earth?

I'm not completely sure. I don't think I'd take it too well; especially considering all the bad shit that would've had to have gone down in the meantime. I also don't know if I could handle the pressure of being the last man left - I mean hell, I can barely handle the pressure of being one of a few billion guys.

So what about you Escapist?

EDIT:

I should also note in the book;

The governments and men of the world realized fairly quickly shit was going south fast and in what may be the most amazing bit of effective governance ever, most civilized nations made plans and efforts to have continuity of government by transferring roles and power to women and machines before all the men died and the remaining few went into cryostasis themselves to try and wait out for a cure, rather than have everybody go war and annihilate each other.

The new governments kind of figured that doing the whole "nations" thing probably wasn't going to be effective with half the world's population dead, so the world is now effectively ruled by the UN. The world has still gone to hell and society is falling apart slowly, as the robotics that are making up for the missing men are working overtime and breaking down, while the more advanced system are going un-repaired or wearing down because there aren't enough experts left to take care of them.

Society is also breaking down because of the hopelessness and despair the remaining women feel and the collapse of economies and cultures etc. In fact, one of the main characters in the story makes the point to the protagonist that his dedication to his old girlfriend is actually naive and potentially dangerous in this situation - since his refusal to have children with others until he finds her (or getting hurt while looking for her) would further demoralize the remaining population.
 

Thaluikhain

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Wiping out half the population would kick the guts out of society. It'd not be a sexy place to be. No government, no organisation, mass panic, no essential services and piles of corpses everywhere.
 

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Paragon Fury said:
I'm not completely sure. I don't think I'd take it too well; especially considering all the bad shit that would've had to have gone down in the meantime. I also don't know if I could handle the pressure of being the last man left - I mean hell, I can barely handle the pressure of being one of a few billion guys.

So what about you Escapist?
You know, stranger things have happened. I take solace in the fact that there are still porns with both genders. But it is overall meh.

On the side note, there are gender-specific genetic modification method - modified gene prevents either prevents males from being conceived or kills male while they are in their egg-state. It is capable of wiping out large population in few generations... and is used as experimental pest control.
 

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I'd try to turn Y: the Last Man into a prophetic holy book.

I wouldn't bother to read it.
 
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Welp.

If it was a full-on apocalypse where society had broken down? I wouldn't have a choice. I'm a wuss with little muscle mass. I'd get grabbed by a local psychotic gang of woman and milked to produce offspring for them, most likely. :s If I'm lucky, I'd get picked up by a decent crew of people and it would be so bad, but...The end of the world tends to turn people into maniacs.

Assuming there was still some stability and governance in the world despite the sexpocalypse? "*sigh* Well, this is going to kill any chance I have of forming real, committed relationships...All right, fine, if you need my to spread my ADD-Aspergers tainted genes because I'm the last one left, then fine, line up I guess and we'll see how this work out for the future of the species."

Being a guy, I have a lot less invested in the situation than a woman would (I don't have to keep the baby in the oven for 9 months, and can spread my genes to a LOT of people at once), so I'd do my "duty to civilization" with just a minor grumble.

I mean, sex, to me, is something to share with only a few people you really care about. Then again, I get off far more on the emotional aspect than the physical side of things. I was in a 3 year relationship with no sex (heck, we made out literally once) and was still pretty satisfied.

I'd feel REALLY bad for any women in that situation. I mean, good GOD. x_x Being the last woman alive in a world full of men and you're the only one who can continue the species? That will NOT go well. Like, at all.
 

Elfgore

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I've thought about this before. First I realized that if the last man did have to have sex to make a baby, it wouldn't be the harem of gorgeous women we always visioned. It would be every woman capable of child birth. So every girl from 18-50 of all weights and sizes.

Then I got even more depressing and realized that that most likely wouldn't happen either. You would most likely be under constant guard, hooked up to a machine that drains every last inch of semen from you and then disperses it to the population. You would be the most important human on earth, while also being treated like a cum machine.

Looking at that final scenario, I don't think I'd have the courage to end it and I doubt the millions of women surrounding me will let me say no. So cum machine it is!
 

Phasmal

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I imagine this is more of a straight-guy fantasy, because it really really would not work out for anyone else. Be used as a baby oven by a bunch of asshole dudes? I'd rather literally jump off a bridge. So I guess that's my answer. It's not sexy.
Thaluikhain said:
Wiping out half the population would kick the guts out of society. It'd not be a sexy place to be. No government, no organisation, mass panic, no essential services and piles of corpses everywhere.
Also this. This is less "sexy harem situation" and more "terrifying dystopia".
 

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The guy would end up being a really highly paid sperm donor at best. Enjoy glass beakers.
Less benign organizations would realize they only need his ballsacks alive and work with that.

There's cheaper ways than apocalypses to get a harem anyway, like just being a multi-millionaire.
 

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Assuming society and human civilization have avoided total collapse (It wouldn't), I guess I'd have to begrudgingly accept my lot in life and get down. But I assume this would happen fairly quickly.


On a more serious note, I'd have to agree with the females here - It would be a nightmare for men too. Because here's the thing - Sex is a highly inefficient process. It takes time, it takes energy, there's a physical limit to how much 'baby juice' one can produce in a given time, and millions, if not billions, of the little sperm fellows are wasted on each attempt.

So if these women are going to be pragmatic (And I see no reason why they wouldn't), it wouldn't be non-stop sex - It would be non-stop 'milking.' A tube down the throat for a scientifically calculated nutrition paste that's formulated for sperm production, and strapped to a table with a bucket below your man sausage and an electric rod shoved up your ass for stimulation.

So unless that's you fetish (And judging by the internet, it is for some people), you're going to have a bad time.
 

Xan Krieger

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As a straight guy I would die a virgin so unless women could figure out a way to make babies without sperm we'd go extinct.
 

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AccursedTheory said:
On a more serious note, I'd have to agree with the females here - It would be a nightmare for men too. Because here's the thing - Sex is a highly inefficient process. It takes time, it takes energy, there's a physical limit to how much 'baby juice' one can produce in a given time, and millions, if not billions, of the little sperm fellows are wasted on each attempt.

So if these women are going to be pragmatic (And I see no reason why they wouldn't), it wouldn't be non-stop sex - It would be non-stop 'milking.' A tube down the throat for a scientifically calculated nutrition paste that's formulated for sperm production, and strapped to a table with a bucket below your man sausage and an electric rod shoved up your ass for stimulation.

So unless that's you fetish (And judging by the internet, it is for some people), you're going to have a bad time.
It wouldn't necessarily have to be that nightmarish, as there's easily a billion sperms in just one ejaculation, but the population plan still doesn't have to and probably wouldn't involve sex.

If the situation were inverted and there were only a dozen women left, then the men might not even bother to plan for many babies as there would be absolutely no hope of avoiding massive depopulation anyway. The lucky billionaires might just go for one isolated, slow and stable community with family values and such and not care about the rest of the world.
Also doesn't have to be too awful for the ladies.
 

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SHEESH You guyzz.. Not to rain on your "Every woman in the world wants to rape my balls fantasy.." But you do not necessarily have to have males to fertilize eggs.


http://discovermagazine.com/2007/jul/babies-from-bone-marrow
http://www.gizmag.com/stem-cell-skin-cells-embryos/36221/
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/1431489.stm
 

DefunctTheory

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Lil devils x said:
SHEESH You guyzz.. Not to rain on your "Every woman in the world wants to rape my balls fantasy.." But you do not necessarily have to have males to fertilize eggs.


http://discovermagazine.com/2007/jul/babies-from-bone-marrow
http://www.gizmag.com/stem-cell-skin-cells-embryos/36221/
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/1431489.stm
God damn it.

Now all women need is a robot with an adjustable dick and who will always ask them how their days was, and actually pay attention to the answer. At that point, men are history.
 

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Lil devils x said:
SHEESH You guyzz.. Not to rain on your "Every woman in the world wants to rape my balls fantasy.." But you do not necessarily have to have males to fertilize eggs.


http://discovermagazine.com/2007/jul/babies-from-bone-marrow
http://www.gizmag.com/stem-cell-skin-cells-embryos/36221/
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/1431489.stm
Yes, But merely a temporary solution. There are reasons as why bi-sexual species have prospered.
It is like saying that you don't need your one kidney to live. But removing it does have significant implications.

Only having a single gender will no doubt hinder out species'(technically speaking... we can't even call it "species" at this point) evolution..therefore humanity's future.
 

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Lil devils x said:
SHEESH You guyzz.. Not to rain on your "Every woman in the world wants to rape my balls fantasy.." But you do not necessarily have to have males to fertilize eggs.


http://discovermagazine.com/2007/jul/babies-from-bone-marrow
http://www.gizmag.com/stem-cell-skin-cells-embryos/36221/
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/1431489.stm
AHHH FUCK!! Another dent to my sex life.

So does that mean less or more facials seeing as we can just waste our cu...

Okay okay i'll leave now.
 

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Ok I got to asked, did they did accidently destroyed all the sperm bank well the technology aspect to it or is the protagonist is not the fappy type? Also what happened to the pre existing sperm in the said bank before all of the men were killed (I assuming the men became sterile when it happened).

OT- As long they don't milk me to death (death by snoo snoo!) then yeah I would do it.
 

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Zykon TheLich said:
Why does anyone ever answer anything other than "Paragon Fury is a virulent plague on the universe and all sentient creatures need to band together and destroy this menace once and for all"? Or words to that effect.
Dude... he just likes titties. Maybe a bit too much, but still... harsh.
 

Casual Shinji

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I wear tight boxers though, so... I don't think this would work out either way.