direkiller said:
trek warp drive is not fast enough to do that. they have less then 2 months before black ships, kill ships, and battle barges start a genocide, not the 40-50 years warp drive needs to reach major strongholds of the IOM
Two months...give or take the ten, twenty, or two hundred years it takes the Administratum to process anything new.
The Imperium is like...I mean, sure, when they come, they'll come down like a hammer whose homeworld was destroyed by a fleet of nails, and which now harbours a genocidal grudge against all nails and nail-like objects. They'll hit so hard they'll temporarily detach the very concept of a nail from the universe itself. But
when they'll do that is kind of uncertain. Getting the Administratum to do anything is like going to the DMV, except it's Soviet Russia, and the desk is staffed by sadistic Time Lords. It's like playing
Papers, Please, except the text is in classical Latin, the keyboard is in Braille, and the mouse is an actual live mouse. It's like artfully illustrating a ten-thousand-year-old religious text over seven decades, only to find out on your deathbed that it had to be done in triplicate, and that all the photocopiers had been hurled onto a pyre for colluding with Satan.
This is fun, I'm going to keep going. Trying to get the Administratum to do anything is like trying to teach a hippo to play Dance Dance Revolution on a dance pad that is rigged to set off a land mine if they make a wrong move. It's like Sisyphus pushing a boulder uphill, except you're not Sisyphus, you're the guy who has to watch Sisyphus and labouriously track his every step and stumble, and then archive it in the form of a stop-motion animated short.
It's like filling a sieve with water, only gravity periodically inverts itself, and the sieve itself is made out of pasta. Okay, one more. It's like trying to weather a filibuster delivered by Stephen Hawking's voice synthesiser, reciting in sequence the chemical composition of the human genome and how it relates conceptually to the complete rules for poker and its regional variants.
And the synthesiser was programmed by
Franz Kafka.