Poll: The 'Burn In Hell!' Thread!

[Mrsoupcup]

All the worlds hippies.... God I hate hippies. Oh and a copy of MW2, that game has given so many stupid kids a wrong idea of what the military is like. (A cross? If it helps meh)

 

[Jezzascmezza]

I'd bring God.
And some hot girls.
Giggety giggety.

 

[Twilight_guy]

I'd bring Jesus with me and hold onto him. He's not going to stay there for more then a few days and I can hitch a ride out!

 

[ECasThat]

Hmmm.... A Tsar bomb!
Just blow it all up!

 

[mg573]

i think i would bring god down to hell with me

 

[thatcanadianguy]

Gordon Freeman, that man can kill fucking anything, so I just let him clear a path and walk out the gates of hell.

shame on you good sir. are you forgetting the doom marine? the first hero to ACTUALLY crawl his way through hell and back, beat down every succesive baddie thrown his way, and actually DESTROY hell? shame on you.

ot: if you hadnt guessed. doom marine with his signature shotgun and plasma rifle.

 

[Jewrean]

An Atomic bomb so I could blow hell up... All the souls would have no where to go but Heaven. To be honest I have no logic behind this plan, I just like to see chaos.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I would pick option 6 but the quotation marks scared me off. "hot" could simply mean women on fire, all around you.

The eternity sized blizzard would be nice, I like being cool better than being hot.

I'm kind of trying to avoid Hell though...

 

[SNIPERFOX ft. Harry P.Ness]

the abilaty to summon things.

id summon kratos

optimus prime

holy water ion cannon.

stabby time hidden blade

 

[Jewrean]

i would bring christianty or twilight

This except I would say ALL religion AND Twilight AND Justin Bieber. Too much?

 

[Eisenfaust]

the hole in my pocket from winnie the pooh... easy escape

 

[Tdc2182]

Some ice. Wait, what if hell is cold? Then a heater.

No no no, hmm....

Got it.

Spoiler

 

[Cobbs]

In all seriousnes. If Hell exists. It's just one big orgy. Why would the devil feel the need to punish you for not doing as God told you to. He'd probably be waiting at the gate with a cookie and a pat on the back.

Then you'd jump into the mass of writhing bodies hoping to get your rocks off.

Whacha think to optamistic?

i think you are a legend for that one.
and why not take one of his archangels down with you? free lift back up

 

[Blatherscythe]

I would like a "Get the hell out of Hell free" card. Or the eternity sized Blizzard, I'd exstinguish the fires of Hell, that way I'd piss the devil off so much he throws me out of hell, then I enter a paradox, they don't want me in Heaven and they won't have me in Hell, if I never change I reckon I could live forever!

 

[Kair]

In all seriousnes. If Hell exists. It's just one big orgy. Why would the devil feel the need to punish you for not doing as God told you to. He'd probably be waiting at the gate with a cookie and a pat on the back.

Then you'd jump into the mass of writhing bodies hoping to get your rocks off.

Whacha think to optamistic?

This makes a lot of sense.

Any way, any eternal sentient life is hell any way.

 

[Akalistos]

I would bring god. If i got to be in hell, i'll bring his creator along for the ride.

Holy water. Meet Satan and then BAM! Holy water in the face.

I don't think Holy water would work. Also, remember that your on his turf.

 

[Buleet]

god.

so i have revenge and he can feel what its like.

 

[Akalistos]

Hmmm.... A Tsar bomb!
Just blow it all up!

If the space is finite and that you bring a big enough bomb to blow it up, you would die too er... cease to exit. Talk about Double Fatality.

 

[Z(ombie)fan]

In all seriousnes. If Hell exists. It's just one big orgy. Why would the devil feel the need to punish you for not doing as God told you to. He'd probably be waiting at the gate with a cookie and a pat on the back.

Then you'd jump into the mass of writhing bodies hoping to get your rocks off.

Whacha think to optamistic?

Indeed, hell is clearly a massive reward like heaven only with a flame motif and you don't have to worship anyone.

in that case "the one I love" because eternal damned awesomeness is even better with a someone who would make love to you with a smile on her face.

also I bet everyone plays doom >

EDIT: I would bring the doomguy. for awesome factor.

 

[Akalistos]

I would like a "Get the hell out of Hell free" card. Or the eternity sized Blizzard, I'd exstinguish the fires of Hell, that way I'd piss the devil off so much he throws me out of hell, then I enter a paradox, they don't want me in Heaven and they won't have me in Hell, if I never change I reckon I could live forever!

Yeah, as a ghost. You would probably ended up in ghost trap after being assaulted by a protonic charged beam.