Poll: The 'Burn In Hell!' Thread!

[Akalistos]

In all seriousnes. If Hell exists. It's just one big orgy. Why would the devil feel the need to punish you for not doing as God told you to. He'd probably be waiting at the gate with a cookie and a pat on the back.

Then you'd jump into the mass of writhing bodies hoping to get your rocks off.

Whacha think to optamistic?

Indeed, hell is clearly a massive reward like heaven only with a flame motif and you don't have to worship anyone.

in that case "the one I love" because eternal damned awesomeness is even better with a someone who would make love to you with a smile on her face.

also I bet everyone plays doom >

Or doom arcades plays you... Seriously.

 

[Z(ombie)fan]

I'll take this guy

YEAH!!!

In your poll though, I'd take a bunch of 'Hot Girls' Why would Satan punish you for not doing the thing God told you to? Its basically an eternity of partying in a grim dark place!

"So many babes, so little time" Guess Who?

you...

damn...

NEENJAH!!!

 

[Z(ombie)fan]

In all seriousnes. If Hell exists. It's just one big orgy. Why would the devil feel the need to punish you for not doing as God told you to. He'd probably be waiting at the gate with a cookie and a pat on the back.

Then you'd jump into the mass of writhing bodies hoping to get your rocks off.

Whacha think to optamistic?

Indeed, hell is clearly a massive reward like heaven only with a flame motif and you don't have to worship anyone.

in that case "the one I love" because eternal damned awesomeness is even better with a someone who would make love to you with a smile on her face.

also I bet everyone plays doom >

Or doom arcades plays you... Seriously.

I swear, that is the most grammatically incorrect thing EVAR.

 

[Wedlock49]

I'd take a crown with a device in it that helps me conquer one of the planes of hell by mind-controlling spawn and then killing Malebolgia.

 

[Akalistos]

In all seriousnes. If Hell exists. It's just one big orgy. Why would the devil feel the need to punish you for not doing as God told you to. He'd probably be waiting at the gate with a cookie and a pat on the back.

Then you'd jump into the mass of writhing bodies hoping to get your rocks off.

Whacha think to optamistic?

Indeed, hell is clearly a massive reward like heaven only with a flame motif and you don't have to worship anyone.

in that case "the one I love" because eternal damned awesomeness is even better with a someone who would make love to you with a smile on her face.

also I bet everyone plays doom >

Or doom arcades plays you... Seriously.

I swear, that is the most grammatically incorrect thing EVAR.

I know. It a joke i picked up. In soviet russia [insert thing here] plays you! I just change the place, that's all.

 

['Aredor]

Well if there was a hell it wouldn't matter much what you bring: everything would be used to torment you for eternity.

Hot girls/boys? They'll make them rip their skin off re-enact 2 girls 1 cup. No joy there. The one you love? They'll torment them so much that you'll want to kill yourself for bringing them there. The one you hate? They'll make them king and have them decide what to do with you. You get the idea.

 

[ThePurpleStuff]

A kit to build a revolving door that instantly links heaven and hell together so I can leave as soon as I'm done building it. Maybe I'd meet Kratos along the way and walk casually by him while he shoves satan's face into a lava pit.

 

[ethan22122]

some sort of holy weapon so I can pull some Dante action.

 

[the sighing shoe]

Well if there was a hell it wouldn't matter much what you bring: everything would be used to torment you for eternity.

Hot girls/boys? They'll make them rip their skin off re-enact 2 girls 1 cup. No joy there. The one you love? They'll torment them so much that you'll want to kill yourself for bringing them there. The one you hat? They'll make them king and have them decide what to do with you. You get the idea.

Thats when you brutally butt rape the person you hate on a daily basis... I mean your in hell not like it can get much worse

But in all honisty i like pain as much as plesure whip definatly maybe some handcuffs

 

[Escapefromwhatever]

A gun that shoots cross shaped bullets and a high-powered stream of holy water that never runs out of ammo.

 

[Kris015]

I'm pretty sure we're all in hell already.

 

[Lavi]

In all seriousnes. If Hell exists. It's just one big orgy. Why would the devil feel the need to punish you for not doing as God told you to. He'd probably be waiting at the gate with a cookie and a pat on the back.

Then you'd jump into the mass of writhing bodies hoping to get your rocks off.

Whacha think to optamistic?

Basically this. Therefore, everyone needs to bring hot women with them!

 

[Reaper195]

The Portal Gun, which one portal is already open in my room. Then I can bring all my heavy metal music, and me and Satan and sit down and have a beer/smoke while rocking to metal...and occasionally go back to Earth to do other stuff with the Portal gun.

 

[Mr.Kitetsu]

Alucard from hellsing
that would make satan back off

 

[masqueblanc]

I'd probably see if I could take God. Just for giggles.

 

[Funkysandwich]

I'd take Poland.



Why not?

 

[sb666]

I would take Kratos with me. i won't be staying long that way.

 

[Rakkana]

This

 

[Arkzism]

the man who cures cancer, why? cause finding out hell exists would send me over the edge, so i would do the most assholish thing to humanity i could, i mean im already going to hell and everything i know is wrong so it cant get much worsecan it?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Nothing really, all my stuff, my minions and my throne have always been down there.
It's "God's" fault for not recognizing me.
Then it's time to take back my control over everything.