Poll: The 'Burn In Hell!' Thread!

[lSHaDoW-FoXl]

All right. Due to you being a complete douche bag and pissing god off one time too many(Who's always pissed off some reason.) it turns out you're going to hell. Luckily for you God just happens to be in a damn good mood because he's currently playing Red Dead Redemption so he grants you a choice.

Before your thrown into the depths of hell you can bring one thing with you. This thing can be anything - hell, (Pun not intended) he won't even care if that object somehow creates a loop hole to let you out.

So tell me, what would you bring with you if you were to burn in hell?

I my self would probably bring a life sized Oreo Blizzard in the shape of Link which has nine lives that wouldn't melt in hell. That way if I ever get out of here I could tell all my friends I was burning in hell eating a life sized Link made of Oreo blizzard.

 

[Eldarion]

No option for hot girls and boys for the bisexual crowd?

 

[Blindswordmaster]

Holy water. Meet Satan and then BAM! Holy water in the face.

 

[Eldarion]

No option for hot girls and boys for the bisexual crowd?

There's no bisexuality in hell. It's hell.

But gays and straits get to have fun? What the hell is this discrimination??? Oh wait..

 

[Snownine]

No option for hot girls and boys for the bisexual crowd?

Good topic for an "other" option, since as you pointed out there is so much people could choose from.

OT: Whatever that thing is that gets me out of hell and into heaven on a loophole thing.

 

[lSHaDoW-FoXl]

No option for hot girls and boys for the bisexual crowd?

I was thinking of that but technically saying girls and boys would be two groups and not one. Oh well, I'm sure there's a lot of hot guys and girls in hell anyway.

 

[darkfire613]

Everyone. Every single person in the whole world.

 

[RatRace123]

I'd bring the person I hate most. I'm enough a psycho that I could survive eternal torture if I knew that my enemy was going through it too.

Mwa ha ha ha ha!

 

[13lackfriday]

No option for hot girls and boys for the bisexual crowd?

There's no bisexuality in hell. It's hell.

You get sent to hell for sodomy vis a viz homosexual acts. So I'd say, yeah there's plenty there.

I chose the "hot girls" because I'm a hedonistic bastard and it'd turn the whole "72 virgins in Heaven" idea on its head.

But thinking progressively, the Blizzard.
Because a massive frosty that never melted would cool down Hell, and everyone wouldn't be in such a bad mood all the time, all in all, making Hell a much nicer place.

 

[zombiejoe]

A portal to heaven which will be used right when I am near or in hell, and it only works for me.

 

[lSHaDoW-FoXl]

No option for hot girls and boys for the bisexual crowd?

You know,you just gave me a really good idea. Imagine the profits Dairy Queen would make if they sponsored hell and the dark lord Satan himself.

 

[Lust]

I would bring an eternity's worth of ice water for the obvious orgy that will happen.

 

[lSHaDoW-FoXl]

Why on Earth would I want to bring someone I loved? Wouldn't I be condemning them to eternity in hell too?
That's awful!

You could tell them that you're just going on vacation to a nice hot distant place and you wanted to bring them with you.

 

[Bob_Bobbington]

No option for hot girls and boys for the bisexual crowd?

There's no bisexuality in hell. It's hell.

From the poll, I'll take the person I hate most. Hated me before? How about now, fucker?!

Remind me never to piss you off.

OT: Why, hello there TARDIS.

 

[Omikron009]

Holy water. Meet Satan and then BAM! Holy water in the face.

Or better yet, a flamethrower full of holy water.

 

[Deviltongue]

Angels are beings of Fire and Lucifer was cast down from heaven, stripped of his wings, and became a twisted version of an angel. My point is, Hell is more likely cold than it is hot so bringing a blizzard would be utterly pointless. I'd go with the hot chicks.

 

[Mr Companion]

The Painkiller from Painkiller. I mean I have seen what that thing does to demons, youch. After a while of having me down there with that thing and they would want to send me back up as soon as possible .

 

[Lineoutt]

No option for hot girls and boys for the bisexual crowd?

There's no bisexuality in hell. It's hell.

From the poll, I'll take the person I hate most. Hated me before? How about now, fucker?!

Hell is where decisive people go! > All you indecisive people can go to heaven!

 

[The Geek Lord]

Spiral energy and the ability to use it, and be damn awesome about it.

"Hey Satan! My drill is the drill that pierces the afterlife!"

 

[lSHaDoW-FoXl]

Angels are beings of Fire and Lucifer was cast down from heaven, stripped of his wings, and became a twisted version of an angel. My point is, Hell is more likely cold than it is hot so bringing a blizzard would be utterly pointless. I'd go with the hot chicks.

Meh. Cold or hot I'd still eat the blizzard, I friggin' love them.