Seeing the post watcher had woken up, Radelaide grinned at him and threw a piece of circuit board in the air, playing with it like a toy.TheRealCJ said:Ugh... ugh... "waaaake uuuppp"... ugh.... "HEY!"
CJ felt the sharp sting across his face and the shrill voice that brought him back to reality. Although, in his opinion, he'd rather stay blacked out. The pain in his shoulder was near unbearable, he was sure he could still feel the shrapnel of the round grating against his collarbone. His eyes finally swam into focus and... a Girl?! Wearing the armor and insignia of the Xbox Clan?! Clearly the chestplate was not designed for such a petite frame, strips of leather held it together in places where burly men would have no trouble filling it's form. Burly men, that's what CJ had been expecting, the usual rough types that are the archetype of the Xbox clan.
Actually, he hadn't been expecting the Clan at all, wasn't there a truce?! What happened to all against one?! Why was he tied to a chair?!
Trying to struggle, and finding even that too painful, CJ slumped in his hastily-made rack, and instead just watched this... Xbox girl... stare at him from a safe distance. There was a noise at the door, and she turned away. Just long enough for CJ to whip his head around and take in his surroundings. let's see, everything seems to still be he-wait! Where was his prototype?! It had taken him MONTHS to get the circutry right! If it fell into the hands of these... Console gamers - CJ thought the phrase with so much venom it suprised him that his brain didn't melt - It would be disasterous.
Before he could start swearing at the top of his lungs, however, another slap brought his eyes back to the much more pressing problem of the armed-to-the-teeth Warrior... -ess... perched in front of him with the slightly worried look on her face...
"No... No... Guard posts..." Stammered CJ through clenched teeth. Medic he may be, but this muscle-bound fool was still a Clansman, so approached medicine with hammer and fist.Radelaide said:snip
"Find out what you can here. If this grunt is to be believed, reinforcements will be here shortly..."TheRealCJ said:"No... No... Guard posts..." Stammered CJ through clenched teeth. Medic he may be, but this muscle-bound fool was still a Clansman, so approached medicine with hammer and fist.Radelaide said:snip
"Really?" The young interrigator enquired, "I'm expected to believe that you're the last line of defence against attack before the Citadel?"
"No, I'm just the early warning post" Replied CJ, "I just keep the Trolls away from the farmlands".
The girl half turned, and then spoke softly "If this is an early warning post, then surely the main turret firing off a couple of dozen rounds would have alerted somebody higher up the food chain..."
"Of course, they're most likely on their way now", came the reply. "Look, I know I'm not in the right position to negotiate right now, but do you honestly think that taking on the Dynasty is a clever move? We are forever innovating, while you stagnate. Surely it would be in the Clan's interest to not make more enemies! UGH".
CJ felt the controller on the side of his head. Felt the blood run down his cheek, heard the fading voice, seemingly in the distance... "Finish him off".
"Dynasty...? Bond...? Wha...?"Radelaide said:"Find out what you can here. If this grunt is to be believed, reinforcements will be here shortly..."TheRealCJ said:"No... No... Guard posts..." Stammered CJ through clenched teeth. Medic he may be, but this muscle-bound fool was still a Clansman, so approached medicine with hammer and fist.Radelaide said:snip
"Really?" The young interrigator enquired, "I'm expected to believe that you're the last line of defence against attack before the Citadel?"
"No, I'm just the early warning post" Replied CJ, "I just keep the Trolls away from the farmlands".
The girl half turned, and then spoke softly "If this is an early warning post, then surely the main turret firing off a couple of dozen rounds would have alerted somebody higher up the food chain..."
"Of course, they're most likely on their way now", came the reply. "Look, I know I'm not in the right position to negotiate right now, but do you honestly think that taking on the Dynasty is a clever move? We are forever innovating, while you stagnate. Surely it would be in the Clan's interest to not make more enemies! UGH".
CJ felt the controller on the side of his head. Felt the blood run down his cheek, heard the fading voice, seemingly in the distance... "Finish him off".
Radelaide trailed off. "Wait!" she demanded, raising her hand before her right hand man slammed his modified red and black controller into CJ's head again, "Perhaps we can use him. Fortify this post, make sure that the enemy can't get near this place. This is a crucial spot to stop the trolls." Radelaide whispers commands into John's ear and radio's Major Nelson, "Sir, we captured the outpost, but it's merely a troll post. But I do request reinforcements, this post has alerted the Dynasty and they'll soon send a squad to check out the rounds that our hostage fired off," she pleaded with her hand pressed to her ear. "So granted," the Major replied.
She turned and smiled, "Ahh, CJ. Now we're going to have a little chat." Radelaide put her hand on CJ's wounded shoulder and gave a small injection of morphine. "We need your help. My clan is trying to assert itself from the casual gamers that seem to be taking it over. We were hoping by showing we were a formidable foe, that the Dynasty would show a stronger bond. We have information that could lead to the destruction of the Dynasty. Are you in, or out?" Radelaide offered.
Like I said, nobody important.ace_of_something said:All those other ones sound stupid and narrowminded. I throw my hat in with the SGUoA.Souplex said:You forgot Souplex's glorious union of awesomegasmicness.
[a href=http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ptitleu889i47d]Hey[/a]!crimson5pheonix said:Stop lying, nobody stands with you. Nobody important anyway.Souplex said:You forgot Souplex's glorious union of awesomegasmicness.
Why would I? I'm already the one.Aby_Z said:crimson5pheonix said:Attention Grab!Hey, wait a minute... What if all three of us were to fight together. On the same side. If we could put aside our differences think of the havoc we could cause. I say we join forces, even if it's only for this one occasion.Souplex said:More Attention Grab!
I knew you'd say that; you're predictable. Even if you are the one, predictability will be your downfall. Also, I don't think 'the one' has anything to do with anything with this kind of war; there are too many sides.crimson5pheonix said:Why would I? I'm already the one.Aby_Z said:crimson5pheonix said:Attention Grab!Hey, wait a minute... What if all three of us were to fight together. On the same side. If we could put aside our differences think of the havoc we could cause. I say we join forces, even if it's only for this one occasion.Souplex said:More Attention Grab!
And I belong to all sides, yet none of them. I called this earlier. Besides, you're more predictable.Aby_Z said:I knew you'd say that; you're predictable. Even if you are the one, predictability will be your downfall. Also, I don't think 'the one' has anything to do with anything with this kind of war; there are too many sides.crimson5pheonix said:Why would I? I'm already the one.Aby_Z said:crimson5pheonix said:Attention Grab!Hey, wait a minute... What if all three of us were to fight together. On the same side. If we could put aside our differences think of the havoc we could cause. I say we join forces, even if it's only for this one occasion.Souplex said:More Attention Grab!
You can't godmod here, buddy.crimson5pheonix said:And I belong to all sides, yet none of them. I called this earlier. Besides, you're more predictable.Aby_Z said:I knew you'd say that; you're predictable. Even if you are the one, predictability will be your downfall. Also, I don't think 'the one' has anything to do with anything with this kind of war; there are too many sides.crimson5pheonix said:Why would I? I'm already the one.Aby_Z said:crimson5pheonix said:Attention Grab!Hey, wait a minute... What if all three of us were to fight together. On the same side. If we could put aside our differences think of the havoc we could cause. I say we join forces, even if it's only for this one occasion.Souplex said:More Attention Grab!
You can't either, guy.Aby_Z said:You can't godmod here, buddy.crimson5pheonix said:And I belong to all sides, yet none of them. I called this earlier. Besides, you're more predictable.Aby_Z said:I knew you'd say that; you're predictable. Even if you are the one, predictability will be your downfall. Also, I don't think 'the one' has anything to do with anything with this kind of war; there are too many sides.crimson5pheonix said:Why would I? I'm already the one.Aby_Z said:crimson5pheonix said:Attention Grab!Hey, wait a minute... What if all three of us were to fight together. On the same side. If we could put aside our differences think of the havoc we could cause. I say we join forces, even if it's only for this one occasion.Souplex said:More Attention Grab!
I'm fully aware of that, and as such I believe us fighting together on the same side would be the only logical choice. We can't just whip out Instrumentality or a robot bigger than the Universe out our asses so we should join sides to ensure our survival.crimson5pheonix said:You can't either, guy.Aby_Z said:You can't godmod here, buddy.crimson5pheonix said:And I belong to all sides, yet none of them. I called this earlier. Besides, you're more predictable.Aby_Z said:I knew you'd say that; you're predictable. Even if you are the one, predictability will be your downfall. Also, I don't think 'the one' has anything to do with anything with this kind of war; there are too many sides.crimson5pheonix said:Why would I? I'm already the one.Aby_Z said:crimson5pheonix said:Attention Grab!Hey, wait a minute... What if all three of us were to fight together. On the same side. If we could put aside our differences think of the havoc we could cause. I say we join forces, even if it's only for this one occasion.Souplex said:More Attention Grab!
But I don't need to, I'm the one and am on every side and no side. I just sit back and watch.Aby_Z said:I'm fully aware of that, and as such I believe us fighting together on the same side would be the only logical choice. We can't just whip out Instrumentality or a robot bigger than the Universe out our asses so we should join sides to ensure our survival.crimson5pheonix said:You can't either, guy.Aby_Z said:You can't godmod here, buddy.crimson5pheonix said:And I belong to all sides, yet none of them. I called this earlier. Besides, you're more predictable.Aby_Z said:I knew you'd say that; you're predictable. Even if you are the one, predictability will be your downfall. Also, I don't think 'the one' has anything to do with anything with this kind of war; there are too many sides.crimson5pheonix said:Why would I? I'm already the one.Aby_Z said:crimson5pheonix said:Attention Grab!Hey, wait a minute... What if all three of us were to fight together. On the same side. If we could put aside our differences think of the havoc we could cause. I say we join forces, even if it's only for this one occasion.Souplex said:More Attention Grab!
The one only works for one side. You can't be on them all because they are not all one.crimson5pheonix said:But I don't need to, I'm the one and am on every side and no side. I just sit back and watch.Aby_Z said:I'm fully aware of that, and as such I believe us fighting together on the same side would be the only logical choice. We can't just whip out Instrumentality or a robot bigger than the Universe out our asses so we should join sides to ensure our survival.crimson5pheonix said:You can't either, guy.Aby_Z said:You can't godmod here, buddy.crimson5pheonix said:And I belong to all sides, yet none of them. I called this earlier. Besides, you're more predictable.Aby_Z said:I knew you'd say that; you're predictable. Even if you are the one, predictability will be your downfall. Also, I don't think 'the one' has anything to do with anything with this kind of war; there are too many sides.crimson5pheonix said:Why would I? I'm already the one.Aby_Z said:crimson5pheonix said:Attention Grab!Hey, wait a minute... What if all three of us were to fight together. On the same side. If we could put aside our differences think of the havoc we could cause. I say we join forces, even if it's only for this one occasion.Souplex said:More Attention Grab!
But I am The One.Aby_Z said:The one only works for one side. You can't be on them all because they are not all one.crimson5pheonix said:But I don't need to, I'm the one and am on every side and no side. I just sit back and watch.Aby_Z said:I'm fully aware of that, and as such I believe us fighting together on the same side would be the only logical choice. We can't just whip out Instrumentality or a robot bigger than the Universe out our asses so we should join sides to ensure our survival.crimson5pheonix said:You can't either, guy.Aby_Z said:You can't godmod here, buddy.crimson5pheonix said:And I belong to all sides, yet none of them. I called this earlier. Besides, you're more predictable.Aby_Z said:I knew you'd say that; you're predictable. Even if you are the one, predictability will be your downfall. Also, I don't think 'the one' has anything to do with anything with this kind of war; there are too many sides.crimson5pheonix said:Why would I? I'm already the one.Aby_Z said:crimson5pheonix said:Attention Grab!Hey, wait a minute... What if all three of us were to fight together. On the same side. If we could put aside our differences think of the havoc we could cause. I say we join forces, even if it's only for this one occasion.Souplex said:More Attention Grab!
Berethond and his men stood at the top of a small hill a short distance out from the troll post. The higher-ups had heard heard the gunfire, and Berethond's detachment was the closest one to the scene. They moved quickly, and soon came into weapons range of the post. Berethond gave a series of complex hand-signals, and his unit fanned out. Soon Berethond found an angle where he could see the guardsman, CJ, and his attacker through a window near the top of the structure. "Those aren't trolls." Berethond said quietly to his spotter/medic. Berethond raised his signature extended keyboard/rifle, and said to his radio. "Weapons safe, I'm giving one warning shot." He fired one single shot, through the window and into the wall. Then, he stood up slightly so his position would be barely noted by the intruders.TheRealCJ said:"Dynasty...? Bond...? Wha...?"
The girl had injected some kind of drug into CJ's system, and he had to admit, his shoulder was feeling a lot less painful. He was starting to think clearer too. Then it hit him.
"This a a ruse?!" He asked, incredulously, "then why the hell did you shoot me?!"
"How can we show we're strong just by telling you dimwads?" The girl replied "no, we had to show you what we're capable of".
"Yeah, you sure showed us", Sneered CJ, "It took a five-man squad to take down one Troll-guard by suprise".
Taking a deep breath, she hissed "You bloody went down, didn't you?! I'm not the one tied to a bloody chair!"
The Morphine chrousing through CJ's blood caused him to loose all sense of self-preservation, and it was with detached horror that his brain heard his mouth say "Sure sweetheart, whatever keeps you happy." It turns out, you can feel pain through morphine if someone shoves a finger deep enough into your still open wound.
When CJ had finished dry retching and regained his composure, the Girl leaned down and whispered in his ear "My name, is RADELAIDE!", she screamed her name into his face, noting with satifaction the grimace that appeared on it.
"Enough of this" She sighed, pulling out a knife that had bad news written all over the stained blade "-Remember, you're still tied to a chair".
Almost instantly, the drug-induced bravado drained off of CJ's face, to be replaced with glazed over terror. "Please... Please... I'm just a guard..." It was pathetic, in a way.
"Then answer my question, you Bastard! IN. OR. OUT?!"
CJ appeared to think for a moment... "No... I can't betray my people, not ever... I can't just defect because it suits me better. I'm a PC to the bitter end..."
Jesus christ, I think I just turned this into an Apple ad directed by Tarantino
The One for the one side you choose. Pick a damned side.crimson5pheonix said:But I am The One.Aby_Z said:The one only works for one side. You can't be on them all because they are not all one.crimson5pheonix said:But I don't need to, I'm the one and am on every side and no side. I just sit back and watch.Aby_Z said:I'm fully aware of that, and as such I believe us fighting together on the same side would be the only logical choice. We can't just whip out Instrumentality or a robot bigger than the Universe out our asses so we should join sides to ensure our survival.crimson5pheonix said:You can't either, guy.Aby_Z said:You can't godmod here, buddy.crimson5pheonix said:And I belong to all sides, yet none of them. I called this earlier. Besides, you're more predictable.Aby_Z said:I knew you'd say that; you're predictable. Even if you are the one, predictability will be your downfall. Also, I don't think 'the one' has anything to do with anything with this kind of war; there are too many sides.crimson5pheonix said:Why would I? I'm already the one.Aby_Z said:crimson5pheonix said:Attention Grab!Hey, wait a minute... What if all three of us were to fight together. On the same side. If we could put aside our differences think of the havoc we could cause. I say we join forces, even if it's only for this one occasion.Souplex said:More Attention Grab!