Poll: The most annoying Video Game Characters Ever.

samsprinkle

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Ace of Spades said:
samsprinkle said:
Ace of Spades said:
Emma Emmerich from Metal Gear Solid 2. I cheered when she was killed.
You have no soul...though she was a pain in my ass when she said,"OH no! I can't swim!"
I know that I'm a bad person for wanting her dead, but she broke the flow for the game, and that is punishable by death in my book.
ok, I can see that. She REALLY broke up my neck snapping spree with her whiny voice...you have persuaded my to vote capital punishment for Emma...now I too am an evil bastard! I don't like this but there is no going back! NO! *gunshot*
 

Ace of Spades

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samsprinkle said:
Ace of Spades said:
samsprinkle said:
Ace of Spades said:
Emma Emmerich from Metal Gear Solid 2. I cheered when she was killed.
You have no soul...though she was a pain in my ass when she said,"OH no! I can't swim!"
I know that I'm a bad person for wanting her dead, but she broke the flow for the game, and that is punishable by death in my book.
ok, I can see that. She REALLY broke up my neck snapping spree with her whiny voice...you have persuaded my to vote capital punishment for Emma...now I too am an evil bastard! I don't like this but there is no going back! NO! *gunshot*
We should start a club.
 

samsprinkle

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Ace of Spades said:
samsprinkle said:
Ace of Spades said:
samsprinkle said:
Ace of Spades said:
Emma Emmerich from Metal Gear Solid 2. I cheered when she was killed.
You have no soul...though she was a pain in my ass when she said,"OH no! I can't swim!"
I know that I'm a bad person for wanting her dead, but she broke the flow for the game, and that is punishable by death in my book.
ok, I can see that. She REALLY broke up my neck snapping spree with her whiny voice...you have persuaded my to vote capital punishment for Emma...now I too am an evil bastard! I don't like this but there is no going back! NO! *gunshot*
We should start a club.
The death to emma club? We've already won! huzzah!
 

Sylocat

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Hey, Midna isn't annoying [http://wantmidnaback.com/]!

The rest of the items on that list you could at least make a case for (to subject Ashley to damning with faint praise, she had the best AI of any escort mission I can think of), but Navi... dear lord, does she ever take the cake... followed closely by Slippy.
 

Wilfy

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I only voted for Brucie because he wouldn't stop phoning to ask if I wanted to go powerboating.
 

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why does eveyone hate Navi? she wasn't that annoying. i voted for the dog but, had she been on the list, i would have gone for Princess Peach. i hate the *****, she is really annoying and i hope falls off a cliff.
 

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Navi (Zelda: OOT): This is by far the most annoying character in existence. Without a doubt. Mainly because she only knows four phrases. Her voice grates on the nerves of the world, as well.

The Dog (Duck Hunt): Close to Navi, but not as annoying. Partly because he doesn't actually talk.

Tails (Sonic): Fuck you. Tails is awesome.

Ashley (Resident Evil 4): Don't come! *press A to not die*||. Yeah, I never liked her. Still, not as bad.

Midna (Zelda: TP): Hey, Midna was cool. Her snarky attitude and sly chuckle outdo "HEY! LISTEN!" any day.

Slippy (Star Fox): Oh gods. He'd be a decent character if it weren't for his constantly annoying voice. However, a truly annoying Star Fox character would be Andrew Oikonny.

Waluigi (Mario games): I don't get the hate towards him. Yeah, he's a Wario ripoff, but he's not too terribly annoying.

Roman\Brucie (GTA4): Roman is definitely the more annoying of the two, as Brucie's antics come across as more humorous than obnoxious. As opposed to "HEY, COUSIN! LET'S GO BOWLING!"

Moira Brown ( Fallout 3): What? Her accent may be odd, and she may be half-crazy, but Moira is one of my favorite characters for exactly those reasons. You want an annoying Fallout character, try Butch. If I here about those damn Tunnel Snakes one more time...

Might I also suggest Rosh from Jedi Academy? He is second in wanttoshootmyselfosity only to Navi.


||: Somewhere, Yahtzee is setting fire to a Gamecube.
 

Higurashi

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Aaaw, I love Moira Brown. She's just so wonderfully weird.
Slippy IS extremely annoying, but Andrew Oikonny does beat him. That's just disturbing.
Waluigi is probably the most annoying character in the Mario series EVER. I really don't get why they made him. A rival for Luigi? In what way? He's... lanky, that's about it. And that voice... I'm going to have to vote for him, actually.

Edit: Also, I don't get how one can find Navi annoying. She's just cute, and nice and all.. caring. =3 Sure, it takes forever to scroll through the info she provides that you already know of and has read through many times, but that's because of game design; that happens with other characters too. I found that fucking owl more irritating in that case. He would blabber on for-EVAH. I mean, if the sun goes up while he's doing it, one would think he'd get a clue and twist that neck off for real next time. Or something.
 

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Rose from MGS2 I mean everytime you wanted to save that b**** talked about you and her and I MEAN EVERYTIME YOU SAVED....Another reason why Rose was a bad idea, if shes an AI construct or something never paid attention or a ROBOT, I don't care, then how does she meet Raiden in the real world. How would they develop a realationship this way?

Close Second is that secruity guard from Dead Rising
Was Bill his name, hes annoying as hell, ever 5 game minutes he calls you and when you can't just stand their not listening to him, he calls you back and tells you it was rude to hangup on him.
BILL SUX!!
 

DarthHK

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I suppose it's my time to shine.

All of you who said Ashley, I can't really blame you, but I can tell you're probably new to the series. (Plus you could always stick her in a corner for the best view of her nice juicy... thighs...) I nominate Resident Evil 2's very own Sherry. What, with Claire's maternal instincts suddenly kicking in, the fact that she looks and sounds like she's 8, (imagine my surprise when I read she was 12 in the manual. Then again, not much better.) and she has to fight zombie dogs instead of Las Plagas suits of armor. (Those fuckers were fast too.) Or I would pick any character from Outbreak. Or the movies. Or Jill, Barry, half of the other members of the Resident Evil cast.

Others include your idiotic testosterone-driven squadmates from *insert any FPS here*, half of the support crew in the MGS series (especially MGS2. Just *ugh*), the employers from Mercenaries, Captain Quark from the Ratchet and Clank games, T3-M4 from the first KotOR... the list goes on and on with much better candidates then the ones provided.
 

Siegreich

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"fox help me" repeat that 50 million times and you have slippy
useless; yes.
annoying; yes.
giving me the urge to kill the poor bastard that voiced him in the most painful way imaginable; definitely.
nuf sed
 

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Bruice, everyone in star fox, and the AIs in left 4 dead when you are in infected mode, how they can spin around in an instace and shoot you in the face that anoyes me!
 

Iceman23

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Rosemary from Metal Gears Solid 2

My hatred for her started around the infamous "Do you remember the day we met?" speech.

My naive 11 year old mind being genuinely curious about how she and Raiden had met I decided to listen and so I sat there for a while, just listening to her speak. I looked over at the clock and realized that it had been going on for well over 30 seconds, I figured "Well it can't go on for much longer"... but it kept going.

Mildly annoyed I began to smack the buttons on my friends PS2 control in an effort to find the skip button, to no avail, and while I was desperately trying to get her to shut up she kept freaking going. By the time I had managed to finally find the fast forward button and skip the rest of the conversation I had silently concluded that if there was ever the opportunity to shoot Rose, that I would do so and relish every god damned second of it.
 

Firefly22

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Ashley, because i hate being a body guard for a little brat that has the survival instincts of a dodo.
 
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Tails has only ever tried to help, I don't think that's fair. I didn't pick any option because I don't know who most of them are. The fat man from FEAR is what came to my mind.
 

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You know what...:p No. This doesn't count. This whole poll is rendered completely moot (spelling?). Why? It missed the most annoying character...

Steve Burnside from Resident Evil: Code Veronica. ;p like, how do you miss this guy? He almost gets your ass killed several times, his voice acting is dreadful (then again, who's in the RE series DOESN'T have dreadful acting), his voice makes me want to slap him, he's a *****, his utterly contrived romance is infuriating, and dude...:p What the Fuck's with the clothes? I play JRPG's, okay? Some of the worst fashion trends in history are present in those games, and I tollerate it. Kuja's thong? don't really notice. Squall's stupid mini fur jacket? what are you takling about? But Steve...:p What the fuck happened to that guy. Everything about him is just infuriating, I could write a damn book as to why this guy is a scourge on video games. Thankfully, he was only in one game (so far), but Navi's only been in one game, and she's up here. Say what you will about all of these people, none of them refused to give you crucial keys to both his and your survival until you gave them one of your most powerful guns, and none of them have ever actually attacked the main character (I think. I haven't played some of the games mentioned in this poll).

Sorry. It's entirely a joking rant. I seriously hate Steve with a passion, though; I mean, even his name pisses me off every time I think of it. Steve; it just sounds like the name of a total dickhead.

Moving on. I really don't get how Tails should be on this list. He isn't that annoying. Hell, he's probably the most likeable character in this whol poll. Because there is no Steve, I'll have to proudly proclaim my undying hatred for the Duck Hunt Dog.

Why the hell are all my posts so long? I need to start editing my thoughts...That way I won't give total strangers pointless information.
 

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Marv21 said:
Rose from MGS2 I mean everytime you wanted to save that b**** talked about you and her and I MEAN EVERYTIME YOU SAVED....Another reason why Rose was a bad idea, if shes an AI construct or something never paid attention or a ROBOT, I don't care, then how does she meet Raiden in the real world. How would they develop a realationship this way?
Roes is a REAL person. You are probably thinking off Colonel Campbell because in MGS 2 he is a programm.