Poll: The Next Obama Conspiracy

[TheRealCJ]

So, the White House has provided an official birth certificate. Now a lot of stupid people are going to have a few extra weekends free.

What should they latch on to next?

 

[emeraldrafael]

Didnt they provide one when he was running?

Anyway, I'll just say what I overheard someone at my college say once about him.

"Its not his birth certificate I want to see, its his black certificate. There's no way a man that black can be that bad at B-ball".

And that is NOT my opinoin and fully realize a racial stereotype that is.

 

[gabe12301]

He is a robot from the future obviously. *looks out window and sees a robotic pigeon* Oh sh-- [User has been Disconnected]

 

[Regiment]

I think he should just admit that he's a robot from the future. Nobody wouldn't vote for a robot from the future.

 

[flipin_jackass]

Something that involves sex is always good.

 

[Gaiseric]

He is a robot from the future obviously. *looks out window and sees a robotic pigeon* Oh sh-- [User has been Disconnected]

It has started people! Grab the guns and canned food, Skynet started late!

OP: I think you're fooling yourself if you think that something like an official birth certificate will stop them from thinking he wasn't born in the States.

 

[mireko]

I bet he's actually invisible. Why hasn't he provided his certificate of visibility yet? I WILL NOT BE SILENCED.

 

[Radoh]

Actually, people are now claiming that since it took three years to get the full document out, that it was actually photo-shopped. The new conspiracy is the old one, just revised slightly.

 

[Vanbael]

It will have something to do with Hawaii, what is in the air right now. Who will start it? Sarah Palin no doubt, or Michell Bachmen.

 

[Avatar Roku]

Actually, people are now claiming that since it took three years to get the full document out, that it was actually photo-shopped.

I've also heard people (like Trump) complaining that he got poor grades, but still went to Columbia and Harvard.

 

[Radoh]

Actually, people are now claiming that since it took three years to get the full document out, that it was actually photo-shopped.

I've also heard people (like Trump) complaining that he got poor grades, but still went to Columbia and Harvard.

And did you know? He smoked marijuana in college!

 

[aashell13]

Clearly, hawaii is a fake propagated by the kennedys on the orders of the pope. in fact, NASA later used the same soundstage to fake the moon landings. The stuff about Obama being a robot from the future is a fiction perpetrated by the Masons to keep the public from finding out that he's actually a genetically engineered clone made by the CIA using alien technology the Air Force found at Roswell and has been keeping secret at Area 51 with the help of their insidious mind-control radars in Alaska.

Also, can I interest you in a Bridge?

 

[Lilani]

Really though, it never would have become that big of a problem if it hadn't have take them so long to find the stupid thing. You'd think if there were one birth certificate they'd be extra sure to keep track of, it would be the President's.

 

[Avatar Roku]

Really though, it never would have become that big of a problem if it hadn't have take them so long to find the stupid thing.

Even though he was not legally required to present this, nor has any other president ever been asked to.

 

[Lilani]

Really though, it never would have become that big of a problem if it hadn't have take them so long to find the stupid thing.

Even though he was not legally required to present this, nor has any other president ever been asked to.

But, again, you would think that a politician of all people would keep a close eye on their important legal documents. Hell, I could tell you where my, my parents, and my brother's birth certificates all are right now, at this very moment.

 

[ddq5]

Obama's a replicant. Spread the truuuuth... [http://twitter.com/#!/arjache/status/63326804219404289]
No wonder he wants four more years. "I want more terms, fucker!"

 

[j0frenzy]

That he is a puppet being controlled by Lenin to bring down the country from within to make Communism rise again!

 

[Psycho Cat Industries]

Well,there is the fact that he's screwed over our economy,keeps giving money to those who don't work and has a plethora of growing gov't jobs which are not taxed,defeating the purpose and making the individual pay more.

 

[Shapsters]

Really though, it never would have become that big of a problem if it hadn't have take them so long to find the stupid thing.

Even though he was not legally required to present this, nor has any other president ever been asked to.

But, again, you would think that a politician of all people would keep a close eye on their important legal documents. Hell, I could tell you where my, my parents, and my brother's birth certificates all are right now, at this very moment.

If I was Obama I would never have publicly shown my birth certificate. He's the fucking President of the United States! He doesn't need to prove who he is, the dumbasses who believe he was born out of the country won't change their minds anyways, I wouldn't have given them the satisfaction.

 

[Theysaid]

I know that this poll isn't being serious. But I'm going to be serious anyway: If you don't like Obama then bash his policies and don't chase after conspiracy theories. It makes it look like you have nothing solid to complain about. This is coming from a guy than didn't vote for Obama in 2008. (And this isn't a comment at the OP, it's just a general comment.)

Also, the worst thing that can happen to Republicans is Trump. He's an attention whore looking for more whoring. I even saw Van Susteren on Fox News questioning him about why he dwells on this stuff. If Fox News is questioning Trump, then you know he's bad news.

Sorry that this is so serious (why so serious?) but Birthers might as well be complaining about being abducted by UFOs. Complain about real issues if you don't want Obama re-elected. Again, not directed at the OP. Just venting. Yes, I'll be quiet now. I promise.