Poll: The Next Obama Conspiracy

[Roamin11]

He's not black, he's Halfrican-American.

Ahhh that is such a great line it makes my toes curl! <3 <3 <3

OT: Ummm I actually have no valid opinion being both Canadian and not a conspiracy theorist

 

[RatRace123]

I think you underestimate the determination of stupid people, they're just gonna latch on to the idea that the birth certificate was faked.

 

[ctuncks]

That he's actually the Avatar of Tzeentch. "For the changer of ways!"

 

[Larmo]

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Really though, it never would have become that big of a problem if it hadn't have take them so long to find the stupid thing.

Even though he was not legally required to present this, nor has any other president ever been asked to.

But, again, you would think that a politician of all people would keep a close eye on their important legal documents. Hell, I could tell you where my, my parents, and my brother's birth certificates all are right now, at this very moment.

even if he produced one it wont stop the conspiracy, that's the point of a conspiracy that you believe it despite all evidence.

 

[j0frenzy]

Really though, it never would have become that big of a problem if it hadn't have take them so long to find the stupid thing.

Even though he was not legally required to present this, nor has any other president ever been asked to.

But, again, you would think that a politician of all people would keep a close eye on their important legal documents. Hell, I could tell you where my, my parents, and my brother's birth certificates all are right now, at this very moment.

He didn't lose it. He just felt like he didn't need to appease crazy people. He said he only put it out there because it was distracting from actual important shit.

 

[CM156_v1legacy]

He is actually sent from the past, because Karl Marx invented time travel in order to spread socialism into the present times
/sarcasm

 

[Tanis]

Obama isn't 'black'.

He's a half-n-half.

Or, at the very most, at Carlton.

 

[Bon_Clay]

They still have the Muslim thing, this won't slow anyone down. And he's only half black anyway, and raised by a white mother.

 

[Nieroshai]

FOR THE SAKE OF ACCURACY,
it was his certificate of live brth that was presented, not his birth certificate, last time. There's a big difference, as CLBs are not signed by the presiding doctor and could ostensibly be given as late as a month after birth.

Also, there is a lot of controversy that the PDF of the just-released certificate looks shopped. Badly. But I haven't looked, and don't plan to, because I honestly don't care. I don't believe, but I don't doubt either. Power doesn't corrupt, it attracts the corrupt, so it's not that he's all that worse from the guy we'd replace him with.

 

[Custard_Angel]

You are all sheep. Obama has been tracking everyone through iPhone's in order to hack PSN, steal everybody's credit information and steal money as an underhanded method of tax grabbing.

Bullshit all you want. I see right through you Mr. President.

 

[Lilani]

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Wow, what a reaction.

Anyway, as the old saying goes, haters gonna hate. Of course people will always find reasons to dislike him. But he really should have cleared this up a long time ago. Ignoring "crazy" people doesn't get rid of them--it just makes them stew and boil. Now that there is definitive proof of the contrary, we can call them crazy with absolute conviction. They had something going before with the whole not being able to find it thing, but now their chances of being taken seriously is at zero.

So, in short, ignoring them was only validating them and their claims.

 

[mireko]

You are all sheep. Obama has been tracking everyone through iPhone's in order to hack PSN, steal everybody's credit information and steal money as an underhanded method of tax grabbing.

Bullshit all you want. I see right through you Mr. President.

You forgot the most important part: Obama is Anonymous.

[sub]Yes, all of them.[/sub]

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

I wanna see a Red Alert 3 situation, that should be funny.

 

[lemiel14n3]

maybe they'll start questioning why it took so long for the Obama administration to provide the certificate, start questioning the documents validity.

 

[Veloxe]

They won't latch onto anything else. Why? Because photoshop exists. In their minds, that's all they need to know to cling to the believe that he wasn't born in America.

 

[Atheist.]

He's actually... Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

That's right, I said it.

Seriously though, Faux News and like minded followers will always find something to try and destroy his reputation. This is because they are officially not news. They themselves have said so. They are a subjective social commentary. They inject their opinions and bias heavily into their flame-bait. Probably the greatest trolls I've seen in the last decade.

They STILL can't let go of the fact that the Republicans lost the election, even after two and a half years.

Honestly though, I wish our government had a sense of unity. This whole bipartisan bullshit is only pulling our country apart, and slowing the flow of progress.

 

[Custard_Angel]

You are all sheep. Obama has been tracking everyone through iPhone's in order to hack PSN, steal everybody's credit information and steal money as an underhanded method of tax grabbing.

Bullshit all you want. I see right through you Mr. President.

You forgot the most important part: Obama is Anonymous.

[sub]Yes, all of them.[/sub]

You just wrinkled my brain, man...

 

[Shapsters]

So, in short, ignoring them was only validating them and their claims.

If their claims are the President not being born in the country and somehow sneaking this all the way to the top for... whatever reason, then let them have their claims. It only makes them look like fools.

 

[Dango]

Obama is really the white house, and the white house is really Obama. So no matter who wins the 2012 election, Obama wins.

 

[AssassinJoe]

Now I hear what you're saying and it's important, but I think we should all concentrate on this... "Button" topic.

He is a robot from the future obviously. *looks out window and sees a robotic pigeon* Oh sh-- [User has been Disconnected]

It has started people! Grab the guns and canned food, Skynet started late!

Oh so that's where my prototype robotic pigeon went-I mean the president is a robot!