Poll: The Off-Topic Topic.

[Sonicron]

Incidentally, what is the difference between a duck?

10gb of storage space.

Is that so? Elaborate, Random-Answer-Man!

Take this example.

Duck A: 10gb of storage space in beak area

Duck B: 20gb of storage space in microprocessors on wings.

According to Darwins theory of survival of the fittest, Duck A is more likely to survive, due to decreased harvesting by humans as they will naturally choose Duck B, due to increased storage space.

Where did you think memory sticks came from?

Brilliant! I'd tip my hat to you if I had one, good sir.

You know, my father keeps asking me where he could get the best deals on memory sticks... now I can just tell him to wait until I come home for Christmas; then when's serving the roasted duck I'll just rip off the wings and pop them into the USB slots of his laptop. Ta-Daaaaa!

Thinking about the long drive home made me recall another question:
Why do drive in parkways and park in driveways?

 

[Sonicron]

Thinking about the long drive home made me recall another question:
Why do drive in parkways and park in driveways?

We drive in parkways because nature is our *****, and we wish to control her with science.
We park in driveways because if we remain in our cars too long, the cars will revolt, and collapse in on us, trapping us inside.

Good point. I've always felt there was some kind of weird faceless malevolence emanating from the chassis every time I filled up the car.

Since you appear to be quite knowledgable on these matters, perhaps you could answer one of the important questions of life:
Who would win in a fight between a 3-legged rabid ferret, a lion and a swarm of 1,000 angry bees?

 

[Pimppeter2]

Who would win in a fight between a 3-legged rabid ferret, a lion and a swarm of 1,000 angry bees?

Godzilla, obviously.[/quote]

Fixed

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

Thank you Furburt, for embarrassing me in the middle of the library for laughing to damn hard.

 

[Sonicron]

Who would win in a fight between a 3-legged rabid ferret, a lion and a swarm of 1,000 angry bees?

Jesus, obviously.

But which one? Ferret jesus, lion jesus or bee jesus? (Or is it spelled beejesus...?)
And what was he doing there, anyway? What was his agenda besides screwing up the odds at the OTB parlor?

 

[Nwabudike Morgan]

Gato is a better word for cat than cat.

 

[Quick Ben]

Gato is a better word for cat than cat.

But if it is, why didn't you write Gato is a better word for gato than cat? And have you ever asked the cats what their opinion is? Did they answer?

 

[Nwabudike Morgan]

Gato is a better word for cat than cat.

But if it is, why didn't you write Gato is a better word for gato than cat? And have you ever asked the cats what their opinion is? Did they answer?

Just say it like this: GAH!-toe! and you'll understand.

 

[Azazcyh]

On the subject of jesus:

What did jesus ever do for santa claus on his birthday?

 

[Nwabudike Morgan]

My mom teaches religious ed and she got mad when I told her the story of Christmas would have been better if the three wise men brought the baby Jesus gold, Frankenstein and myrrh.

 

[Quick Ben]

On the subject of jesus:

What did jesus ever do for santa claus on his birthday?

You really don't wanna know...

Gato is a better word for cat than cat.

But if it is, why didn't you write Gato is a better word for gato than cat? And have you ever asked the cats what their opinion is? Did they answer?

Just say it like this: GAH!-toe! and you'll understand.

I got it, but my cat is a lot more sophisticated than that. I'm quite sure she would find it insulting.
[small]Was that good enough kitty? Ahh! Not claws on my neck![/small]

 

[Nwabudike Morgan]

On the subject of jesus:

What did jesus ever do for santa claus on his birthday?

You really don't wanna know...

Gato is a better word for cat than cat.

But if it is, why didn't you write Gato is a better word for gato than cat? And have you ever asked the cats what their opinion is? Did they answer?

Just say it like this: GAH!-toe! and you'll understand.

I got it, but my cat is a lot more sophisticated than that. I'm quite sure she would find it insulting.
[small]Was that good enough kitty? Ahh! Not claws on my neck![/small]

Then she's a chat.

 

[dududf]

Huh... lemme test your theory...

Who would win in a fight between a triple cunted vietnemese lady, the physical apparation of 42, chuck norris, Mecha nazi godzilla, and the combined horde of relationship threads.

All combined in a tasty juice filled blender.

Are we dead yet?


Naahhh....."WHAT DA FUCK *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*"

 

[Nwabudike Morgan]

Huh... lemme test your theory...

Who would win in a fight between a triple cunted vietnemese lady, the physical apparation of 42, chuck norris, Mecha nazi godzilla, and the combined horde of relationship threads.

All combined in a tasty juice filled blender.

Are we dead yet?


Naahhh....."WHAT DA FUCK *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*"

Me. I'd win the fight.

 

[dududf]

Huh... lemme test your theory...

Who would win in a fight between a triple cunted vietnemese lady, the physical apparation of 42, chuck norris, Mecha nazi godzilla, and the combined horde of relationship threads.

All combined in a tasty juice filled blender.

Are we dead yet?


Naahhh....."WHAT DA FUCK *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*"

Me. I'd win the fight.

I think not!

 

[Sovvolf]

Is it On-Topic to be Off-Topic or Off-topic to be On-Topic?..... well if off-topic is on topic and on-topic is also on topic which makes off-topic off-topic which is now on-topic so on-topic can be now classed as off-topic and I will now murder children and take your soul.... MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!.

 

[Biosophilogical]

OT: If the universe worked like that the results would be something likes this ^^

I almost got an aneurysm just reading that!

Then my work here is done ... when I save up large quantities of money I shall steal your identity, move to Ireland and drink large amounts of Alcohol. Then I'll get a french person to read this post steal their identity etc etc ad nauseum until I can speak in any accent in the world to utter perfection. Then I'll use my fifty-odd stolen identities to start 49 organisations, each one deals with the things I consider the plagues of the earth, the 50th identity will go back to Ireland because I like the cold ... all of the above is Off-Topic ... FUUUUUUUUUUUUU- *universe explodes* ...

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Actually, by saying the universe is exploding is Off/On-Topic, which means that by saying it ... *universe is saved* etc etc ad nauseum

Dammit, posting on this thread is going to give me carpal tunnel, it is worse than a forum game (in that it has a theoretical LACK of an end).

 

[FalloutJack]

Let's see here...

Four heads have exploded, there have been some other deaths, and the universe has imploded several times. Yyyup, it's all good. Maybe next time, I should start an On-Topic topic in Off-Topic and REALLY mess with our heads.

 

[Biosophilogical]

Then my work here is done ... when I save up large quantities of money I shall steal your identity, move to Ireland and drink large amounts of Alcohol.

Your plan would be perfect, except I don't drink.

Well you are Irish so you are obviously lying. <-- Kidding obviously.

On the topic of snow, I think I'll vacation in Canada sometime, apparently they are very Australian, but first I have to speak french because most of them do.

 

[FalloutJack]

Then my work here is done ... when I save up large quantities of money I shall steal your identity, move to Ireland and drink large amounts of Alcohol.

Your plan would be perfect, except I don't drink.

Well you are Irish so you are obviously lying. <-- Kidding obviously.

On the topic of snow, I think I'll vacation in Canada sometime, apparently they are very Australian, but first I have to speak french because most of them do.

Actually, I'm Irish and I don't drink either. (And if that doesn't make the universe spin out of control, nothing will.)