Poll: The Ultimate Question

[Batou667]

I like large posteriors; and on that subject I am unable to tell a falsehood.

 

[Tiger King]

I wonder sometimes if this question gets responses like Jim Sterling's example of coffee

Not exact words, "When asked what kind of coffee people will prefer, they'll choose the rich dark roast because it sounds better, but in reality they all go for the weak shit loaded with creme and sugar"

But which is the one that 'sounds better' in this case?

Booty, because pirates are always looking for it.

 

[Neurotic Void Melody]

Booty is superior for sitting on. Booby is superior for feeding babies, allegedly. I like sitting more than I like feeding babies...therefor the answer is booty!

 

[Glongpre]

I like large posteriors; and on that subject I am unable to tell a falsehood.

Well done sir.


I like butts. Idk but a well formed butt is just a turn on. It is very attractive. Have you ever hugged and grabbed the booty? or snuggled and grabbed the booty? Magnificent.

Booty, booty, booty, rocking everywhere.

Captcha likes me! Must like the booty too.

 

[StormShaun]

There is only one proper answer that cannot be justifed by a mere answer...

Spoiler: So I will answer you with this! (warning, some panels are NSFW and has exposed mild boobage, you have been warned)

And that's my answer!

A salute to this post, and a salute to this soldier.
He is a true ass-man, as we all should be.

Spoiler

Of course preference matters though.
Yet as you look here, in the comments, we, the bootyful are the ones who yell our opinions.
The passion of the butt is infinite and just!

... Uh, plus I prefer smaller chests, of course that plays a part.

So for me, of course.
[HEADING=2]TEH BOOTY![/HEADING]

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

I wonder sometimes if this question gets responses like Jim Sterling's example of coffee

Not exact words, "When asked what kind of coffee people will prefer, they'll choose the rich dark roast because it sounds better, but in reality they all go for the weak shit loaded with creme and sugar"

But which is the one that 'sounds better' in this case?

I'd say butts 'sound better'. It's all about dat base you know?

 

[Aerosteam]

Boobs just get in the way.

 

[DanteRL]

I like large posteriors; and on that subject I am unable to tell a falsehood.

Are your other siblings incapable of negating such afirmation?

And one more for Team Booty here. Not giant ones though, I think the shape is what matters, how proportional they are. And as other people said, boobies also feed babies, butts exist only to be admired, they were created purely for the art!

 

[Mr Fixit]

I never forget a nice ass...

Boobs are nice too, but I prefer smaller ones.

Honestly why must we choose only one?

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

I never understood the fascination with either.

 

[Darth Rosenberg]

If booty doesn't win this poll, I think this forum needs to be cleansed and restarted, with posting allowances only being reinstated to those who'd vote booty.

What?! That's a perfectly reasonable suggestion...

 

[Chungus]

Why, I do think I'll pick the area in-between, and say a I like me some nicely toned abs. I'd take that over either option, any day.

 

[maninahat]

Pfui, needs more options.

I'm a leg man. It's quite a thing to see a ladies leg.

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

I younger me probably would have said boobs, but I definitely gotta go with booty.

 

[Phasmal]

Upon seeing this thread title and OP's name, my very first thought was, "I bet the answer to his ultimate question is "anime boobs"."

So I guess I was half right.

It had been too long. Now we just need Phasmal to come in here with an exasperated sigh and "Tsk Tsk" me and it'll be complete.

[exasperated sigh] Tsk tsk.

No seriously dude, I dunno where you got that idea from, I always found your... fondness for making topics about boobs rather predictably funny. I don't see any harm in you wanting to talk about boobs so much.

Also, booty.

Spoiler: Boooooty

 

[mrgerry123]

You can work on having a great bum but for boobs the only natural option is to get fat if you want bigger boobs. Also the bum is more central to sexy time. Therefore I prefer a woman with a great bum because I know she has probably worked on it.

To clarify when I say great I mean toned not just big.

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

Boobs just get in the way.

Dude, that's the whole point about big boobs! It's like saying "This hamburger is in the way of my dinner".

 

[Rattja]

Of the two I'd have to say booty, although nothing really beats a good waist, or rather the whole middle section there.

 

[FPLOON]

In the words of Eggman himself: PENIS!

OT: I can go either or on both sides of the spectrum... Besides, it's not about the size, but how you use it, honey...
http://media.giphy.com/media/NKmXVFgwd8HKw/giphy.gif

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

I'm actually fairly indifferent. Boobs & butts, cats & dogs, Marmite... I hold no strong opinions on any of them (and let that be the only similarity those things have). To be perfectly honest I love both, but a girl with a bit of muscle (I'm not talking the Arnie-in-a-two-piece look here, I still find that intensely unattractive)... Damn.


Oh, and sooner or later someone is going to say feet. I've never understood those people.