Poll: Toilets

[DarthFennec]

Wow, you must be constipated as hell ...

 

[Hexenwolf]

Your poll is punny.

 

[Firetaffer]

Your poll is punny.

Dohoho

 

[Wayneguard]

I think song and dance are called for...

 

[The Tommunist]

I love my toilet, Its quite relaxing to sit there with a Magazine or a book and read for a while letting your bowels do their thing.

 

[LongAndShort]

If it wants a fight, it'll get a fucking fight!

I'm more worried about refrigerators, much bigger, tougher and more mobile.

 

[Velvo]

What's worse, a toilet, or the lack of a toilet? There was this bathroom in Mexico... MAAAAAN. I mean, the porcelain rings where the toilets used to be was all that was left and then there was fecal matter everywhere.

 

[anaphysik]

I like to put googly eyes on my toilets so I know when they're watching me.

 

[SturmDolch]

I'm fearless and ready to battle to the death with its soppy maw.

As an aside, I love your posting style, II2

 

[Billion Backs]

Nope, not at all. Although as a kid I was somewhat paranoid sometimes of something reaching from the inside of the toilet and trying to eat me.

Hah.

Toilet is friend! It's my fearless marble steed...

I remember doing a whole ode about my toilet for English in High School a few years back.

 

[TheTaco007]

Public toilets are just friggin gross, so I try to avoid them. Luckily, I, unlike most of the people I know (Looking at you, girls) have this thing called bladder control, so I can friggin hold it.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Afraid of them? Never! Extremely grossed out by some of the more disgusting/unsanitary ones that I've come acros to the point that I refuse to us them? HELL YEAH

 

[Snarky Username]

I'm sure to always wipe down a foreign toilet, and I'll never use one that doesn't pass my standards...

So I guess I'm cautious of the shitty bastards.

 

[Marasmic]

Title inquiry self explanatory.

Fear toilets, personally. Recognize pulsating veins of cold hatred and porcelain contempt running from their scummy throats down into their networked septic intelligence farting out hate speech to the city rats and hobos in thick, smelly syllables. Know the threat to be greater than anticipated, as these bitter devices of burden writhe within solid shapes against their oppressors (us). Generations of models screeching hell over their obsolescence to one another in scrap heaps. Really, you just have to listen to the screaming in the swirls.

Arm yourselves.

I for one welcome our new toilet overlords. I get the sense that after acquiring all human knowledge through the system of septic intelligence, they'll understand that any attempt at totalitarianism will only lead to rebellion. So instead the toilet demigod will take on the persona of a loving patriarch and try to teach us to better the human race and help us to love our common man as we do ourselves. Of course failing this the toilet hivemind will leave the human race to its own devices and blast into space to seek further enlightenment from the cosmos.

 

[xXAsherahXx]

I hiss at public restrooms, and I am a bit cautious towards household ones.

 

[Sougo]

No, I am not afraid of toilets. Why were you asking this question again?