Poll: Top or Bottom?

[holy_secret]

Ahm...okay.
I am a top. Almost exclusively. Although sometimes I go bottom just to be kind, if the other person really wants to be the top. But that's on very rare occations.

 

[PatSilverFox]

I'll answer the implied question.
I can swing either way, but I prefer to be a subby on the bottom ;3

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm always on top.

I love being able to reach down and bug my buddy who is helpless below me. Remember the military adage: Take the high ground!

[sub]Reminds me of a similar thread I posted in awhile back. Almost the same title too.[/sub]

 

[CoverYourHead]

Bottom so I can get out of bed easier in the morning... Really, it's hard enough to wake up in the morning already without the hazards of not falling on my face. Were I in the top bunk I'd just never get out.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

I find it alot easier to slide in and out when I'm on bottom.

 

[UFOROMANTIC]

I'm a switch

 

[Hippobatman]

I prefer the top bunk, because if the bunk bed somehow breaks I want to make sure I'm the one falling on the poor bastard that chose the bottom bunk.

This is exactly why I choose the top bunk. I'm a bit paranoid when it comes to stuff like this.

 

[WeOwnTheSky]

Top bunk, cause the monster's can't get me up there!
(I had the top bunk as a kid so I try to avoid the bottom bunk.)

 

[Midnight Crossroads]

Top bunk. If the bed breaks, I don't want to be crushed.

Also, a ladder. Holy shit.

 

[jay622]

...We are just talking about bunks after a "playful wrestle", right?

Yeah, that 1st line was a little misleading, no?

Top FTW, I like heights

 

[Mannayz]

Top. Because it's easier to hit all the right spots...

... on your sister with water balloons as she's running around the room, trying to dodge your wet bombardment.

 

[Gaiseric]

Either I guess.

I've fallen off the top bunk a few to many times in my sleep. But then if I sit on the bottom bunk I'd have to bend over 'cause I'm tall...

I'm just glad I don't have bunk beds anymore.

I love being able to reach down and bug my buddy who is helpless below me

I can assure you that as someone who has had the bottom bunk, you are far from helpless. I've launched my brother off the top with my legs when he thought he could bug me and I couldn't retaliate.

 

[Gaiseric]

Top bunk, cause the monster's can't get me up there!
(I had the top bunk as a kid so I try to avoid the bottom bunk.)

What if it's a tall monster?

 

[smearyllama]

I made this thread once!

OT: Top bunk. I love being up high.
The sensation of wind in my hair as I soar through the clouds is exhilarating.

 

[sumanoskae]

Well, my good man, I myself prefer being on top for the increased thrust control, I also have a fair bit of stamina so-... wait... OHHHH!.

Top I guess, like to be up high.

 

[SillyBear]

Top. For wrestling and sleeping.

 

[Zaverexus]

When I was little I always took the top bunk. When I have the lower one I'm always prone to worry that the top may fall down, especially since any bunk bed I have slept in has been old and slightly rickety.

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

Don't care really. Top or bottom works fine for me. I can leave it up to my friend. Let them choose. I'm pretty tall, so the top may not be the best for me, but if my friend doesn't mind I can take it.