Real Twilight, no contest.
I gave up with those parody monstrosities after Scary Movie 2.
The horror.
I gave up with those parody monstrosities after Scary Movie 2.
The horror.
Poll: Twilight or Vampires Suck?
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I wouldn't watch either one since I hate everything Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer have ever directed and Stephanie Meyer is a talentless hack who managed to do the impossible by taking the Vampire mythos and emasculating it even more than Anne Rice did.
But I suppose if for some reason an escaped lunatic was holding my Dog hostage and was going to do unspeakably horrible things to it if I didn't watch one or the other, I'd go with Vampires Suck.
At least that way there's a statistically irrelevant and minute possibility that I might laugh at a joke.
But I suppose if for some reason an escaped lunatic was holding my Dog hostage and was going to do unspeakably horrible things to it if I didn't watch one or the other, I'd go with Vampires Suck.
At least that way there's a statistically irrelevant and minute possibility that I might laugh at a joke.
I'll go see Twilight. Because if I have to see a movie I don't want to see, I might as well see the one girls are gonna see. Whereas Vampire's Suck is marketed towards 13 years olds, who are all probably assholes. Even without the chick factor, anything in this world is better than Friedberg and Seltzer. Fuck those asswipes
The original Twilight. At least it has Ashley Greene, and Nikki Reed to ogle at, even though theres nothing else that's even slightly interesting.
even though I hate Twilight I would still prefer it over anything made by Seltzerberg they actualy put EFFORT in Twilight, Seltzerberg never TRIED