Poll: UK Citizenship Quiz

[erto101]

I scored 7 /24, not very good, but then again I'm from Denmark and the danish released theirs a few years back, a study showed that around 75% of Danish people coulnd't even pass it.

The Dainish one is BS too. Also, I was one point of last time. God damnit.

OT: Totally qlueless!

 

[TheScottishFella]

I got an 11/24 and a UK citizen if I studied maybe I would have done better rather than it being right off the bat.

 

[mb16]

8 out of a possible 24

7. In which year did married women get the right to divorce their husband?

Spoiler

Correct answer: 1857
You answered: 1882

why do i need to know this to live in the uk?

 

[Ickabod]

Failed but as long as I can pass my countries test I'm still good.

 

[Viral_Lola]

16/24... I live in the US and uhm... I'm a BOC so I guess that's bad?

 

[Knight Captain Kerr]

I got 10 out of a possible 24 so failed.
I am from Ireland, also the test was stupid.

 

[Sizzle Montyjing]

5/24.
I'm a 16 year old British kid, and i couldn't give a fuck.
Most of those questions were really, REALLY ponitless and/or stupid.

 

[Sassafrass]

8 out of 24 here, and I've been a UK citizen for 20 years. I be fucked, methinks.

 

[The Random One]

9 out of 24... guess I have another reason to stay away from England other than bad weather and cuisine.

The hardest thing about that test is that there are plenty of questions on quantities with similar answers, so even if you have some idea of what the answer is it won't help you at all.

 

[The_Emperor]

HAHAHAHA! YES!

I got 7

I thought the one about the unwritten constituion was a bit dodgy, we have the magna carta.
Everything else was just silly or open to interpretation.

 

[Fishyash]

Meh, just buy the pamphlet and answer the quetsions for a very easy quiz...

I got a 9, british (I didn't buy the pamphlet). I don't really see how trivia counts as a citezenship test.

 

[Summerstorm]

I ultrafailed that... also i am german.
12/24 Guessed and/or estimated most answers, could have been 6/24 or 20/24 just as well.

Test was hard... and some questions were just... WEIRD

 

[Irridium]

11/24

Not bad for guessing the whole thing.

Also, what the fuck is a Quango?

 

[ramboondiea]

19/24. but the only reason i know that is a combination of being a law student and random pub trivia, those questions just seemed arbitrary and most people would never get them. Also what the fuck was with that halloween one?

 

[orangeban]

The citizenship test is just an arbitrary "elimate X% of all candidates for citizenship". I gave up halfway through, when I realised I'd no friggin' idea.

 

[Phototoxin]

Failed 13/24, I'm irish and living here for 6 years now?

 

[Sassafrass]

11/24

Not bad for guessing the whole thing.

Also, what the fuck is a Quango?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quango

Yeah, no wonder I failed that. I thought Quango was a car from Renault.

 

[C95J]

Well, despite living in the UK all my life, and even taking History for a GSCE (which I thought might have helped), I still only scored 11/24 on this bullshit test.

Honestly though, how does any of that matter in day to day life?

 

[Gearhead mk2]

Its not gonna change anytime soon. Heck, with the current overment, their probably gonna make it HARDER.

 

[Jack and Calumon]

That is the biggest pile of shit I have ever seen. This country has done some things that are stupid, but my god, that fucking test is so bad, unfair, full of holes and STUPID I know want to move to Canada and cut off all contact with the UK altogether. Not only are some of the questions wrong, but stupid too!

How do you stop kids vandalising your house on Hallowe'en? Give them Sweets and Money.

What if you are old and frightened of kids, and coming to the door hurts you? What if you're out on that night? What if their "tricks" involve burning your fucking house down? According to this quiz, the blackmail from these kids is totally legitimate and you should take your egging because clearly your a miserable sod and the materialistic society of today, and not only that, the materialistic children of today, and fucking entitled to sweets and money that you own. Disagree? Enjoy cleaning those windows, fetching toilet roll from off your wet winter roof etc. Want to complain to the police? This quiz says "fuck off, your own fault!"

As for the wrong ones, please refer to most of them, as demonstrated

(By the guy who wrote this post, click his name)

I honestly hate that quiz. I bet that most of the UK would be deported if this quiz was implicated.

Then again, it will solve all immigration problems.

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