Poll: Well, this is awkward...

[Devil's Due]

place headphones in his ear and play twinkle little star dead space version.

Oh man I love that song to death, but I'd never, ever try to listen to it to sleep, I'd piss myself I bet...

Do it OP.

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

Let him sleep. If you woke him up and he decided to rage at you, chances are, he'd rage to your room mate, who, in turn, will rage at you, making for uncomfortable living conditions.

Snoring aside, he's probably not doing anything to cause trouble unless he's got a hard on or something. I mean, if he's been sleeping soundly since at least morning, chances are that he needs the sleep. I'm sure he's not the only one that's been pulling all nighters.

...I sort of meant that as a pun, but I was also being serious. XD

 

[JJMUG]

So,my room mates boyfriend slept over last night, and aside from the snoring, I don't have a problem with that.

But she left for finals early in the morning, and he's still asleep in our room. It's 3:41, and he's still sleeping.

I'm not good with this sort of thing...

Hot Sauce on lips, oh how funny it is when someone wakes up with burning lips and does not know why.

 

[The Stonker]

Well, you could always crawl into bed with him and nudge into his shoulder.
Just saying, "We had a fantastic night", he would probably freak out, but you're doing it for the lulz!

 

[Naturality]

Go out and lock the door from the other side, but make sure you slam it very hard as you leave. He'll wake up trapped in a strange room; an experience which is sure to scar him for life. He'll never do the same thing again.

 

[smearyllama]

Strip him down to his underwear and handcuff him spread-eagle on the bed.

You know where this is going...

 

[thermo1]

Surely he is awake by now....

but if not make raspberry sounds till he is

 

[Gudrests]

Why isn't joining him an option?

I... Uhm... I don't...

*Que Blatant Change of Subject*

Is this in a dorm or apartment? They both have different situations and require different action.

It's a studio apartment. It has a kitchen and living area, they're just in the same room as the beds.

lets face it...if he slept over he has gotta be decent looking....figure out when ur roomate is getting back...AND MAKE HIM A LIER!!!

 

[Angus565]

What?! Where's the drop-kick option??

 

[Requx]

Put on your roomates clothes and sleep beside him, remember to record the action.

 

[Jfswift]

hey! you should totally mess with him. Draw things on his face or do something unusual with his clothes. It's a wasted opportunity if you don't. Maybe get some friends and quietly transport him outside hehehe.

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

Do what I always do to wake people up; poke them with a stick.

 

[DuctTapeJedi]

I ended up just taking my stuff and going to the library. He's still back there, for all I know.

 

[Ashcrexl]

does it bother you? maybe you should... oh what's the point, he's long gone by now. i'm still trying to give suggestions and its like 4 days later! this isnt exactly a thread with longevity.

 

[emeraldrafael]

Oh, oh I know the answer to this! This just happened not too long ago at my college to a few friends.

You blow an airhorn in his ear to wake him up, then say his gf left to get herself tested and checked to see if she is pregnant.

Funniest while simultaneously Scariest wake up ever.

 

[Paksenarrion]

Why has no one suggested *this* yet?

 

[Zeema]

i have had a similar problem my brother fell asleep and do you know what we did. We Drew on him

So for this moment DRAW on him

Do it

 

[Sun Flash]

If you're on good terms with him, throw rolled up socks and if all else fails, wap out the stick.

Or you could try and draw willies on his face with a sharpie.

 

[Athol]

Poke it, and if it moves... LEG IT!

I try to live my life like that...

 

[neoontime]

Take a badger
Badger it a little and make it MAD.
Through it at him
Sends the message that your not wanted every time.