Poll: Well, this is awkward...

[voetballeeuw]

The only sane choice is to throw a few flashbangs into the room, then follow with teargas. You should then hire some random guys, equip them with riot gear and gas masks, and send them to drag the trespasser out.

 

[Sneeze]

The answer is obvious, invite a bunch of friends round and have a game of human buckaroo.

 

[Casual Shinji]

Put his hand in warm water...hehehe!

 

[Dr Snakeman]

It's funny, I actually have a similar situation at the moment. My roommate has been sleeping literally all day, because he decided to have insomnia last night and not sleep. I'm considering waking his ass up... but that would be rude.

Anyway, yeah, before you make a fool of yourself trying to wake up a dead body, make sure he is, in fact, alive. Then make your decision.

 

[The Seldom Seen Kid]

Eggs and waffles. Do it.

He'll love you forever.

(If I were the guy, that's what I'd want you to do.)

 

[Xabekrn]

Don't be a hater, it is her room as well, he is her company.
As long as she comes back soon who cares he isn't doing anything to you.
Go out and meet somebody today.

 

[DuctTapeJedi]

Draw a mustasch on him, duh.

He already has one... Shave it off?

 

[Capt. Crankypants]

He's a MAN. He needs his MAN SLEEP. If you MUST wake the MAN from his MAN SLUMBER, make sure it's both polite, and, if at all possible, with some MAN FOOD to get him up and going. =D

EDIT:

Draw a mustasch on him, duh.

He already has one... Shave it off?

Just half. Always half.

 

[Dr Snakeman]

The polite, socially expected thing to do is to just leave him be. That is no fun, though.

If you were a dude, I would suggest hopping into bed with him and cuddling him. But you are not a dude so that would not be quite as funny.
I dunno. FUCK WITH HIM SOMEHOW OKAY

YES. Just this, so much. I know I left it up to you in my last post, but I'm telling you now, this is the only option.

 

[Ramare]

Stick a laptop/speaker right in front of his head, or next to his ear, depending on which you have, turn the volume up to max, and start playing Through the Fire and Flames.

Classic.

Or maybe not, since that'll probably cause him to simultaneously go deaf, spontaneously defecate, and piss himself; and potentially make him have a seizure from too much concentrated hilarity.

 

[cthulhumythos]

um... make a topic about it on escapist, maybe someone will come up with something; other than that, i don't know.

 

[TheHecatomb]

Make some coffee and then kindly wake him up, asking if he'd like a cup. I'm grumpy as tits when I wake up, but the promise of coffee always does the trick for me.

 

[mireko]

Ants. MILLIONS of them.

 

[binvjoh]

Draw a mustasch on him, duh.

He already has one... Shave it off?

Shave it. Draw another one. Then erase it.
That'll teach him!

 

[Kuriko]

Whack him on the head with a ... spatula!

You know you want to.

 

[Mr Scott]

Call your roommate and tell her he's still there.

 

[Shockolate]

Throw waffles at him.

Because I'm crazy like that.

 

[MrTub]

3:41 makes me worried about him though. That's over 12 hours of sleep, which is not normal by any stretch of the imagination.

I would say that 12hours is quite normal.. atleast for me, I usually sleeps between 10-13 hours during the weekends

 

[Ramare]

Throw waffles at him.

Because I'm crazy like that.

Damn you, that's hilarious!
Significantly less debilitating than what I suggested, much funnier, and more random!
You suck. Why didn't I think of that?

Throwin' bloody waffles...

 

[Lem0nade Inlay]

Well since you feel it'll be awkward. I'd wake him up subtly. Maybe turn your TV on loud, and when he comes out be like "Oh hi, I didn't know you were sleeping! Sorry to wake you!" etc etc.