Poll: What apocalypse do you choose?

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SantoUno

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Thanks to Fallout, it's all about nuclear war these days.

Oh wait, this isn't the 50s.
 

LitleWaffle

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I choose nuclear apocalypse, because then I can die quickly and not suffer.

Personally, I don't really want to be ripped apart by zombies or aliens. =D
 

Dancingman

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Zombie: You can deal with zombies, even in a level four outbreak scenario civilization will exist in some shape or another, drastically reduced human populations will exist off of subsistence farming, governments, with their elite troops and equipment, will carve out safe zones free of the undead, and slowly their conquests will expand. Very few cities will thrive in this era, those that manage to be purged will quickly be repopulated, and soon become the walled fortresses of civilization, slowly the purge will begin or the undead themselves will fade away and civilization will rebuild.

Nuclear: Zero survivability period, anyone who doesn't die of radiation poisoning or the blasts themselves will find themselves in a world with irradiated infertile soil, fertility rates will plummet from radiation-induced sterility, any and every piece of fertile land that survives will be fought over like scraps of meat by animals and the conventional weapons of war that found themselves unused in the five-minute conflict will be used by whatever's left of the world's governments. Humanity dies slowly and by the numbers, let's not and say we did.

Disaster: World and human society as we know it is destroyed in a global cataclysm, terrible survivability rate. If the developed world survives it will barely be able to pick up the pieces, the developing world will descend into complete and total savagery from all the devastation, all the up-and-coming nations of the world will be cut down before they had a chance to grow into something powerful.

Alien: Enemy more technologically advanced and/or powerful than us (if you were to go for non-advanced entities like xenomorphs) with either unbeatable technological power or high rate of infection (god help us all if it's the Thing from John Carpenter's film). Low survivability, do not want.
 

LordLoudmouth

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I want an apocalypse where people just flip out and kill each other without no good reason.

No wars, no viruses, no extra terestials, nothing. Just a world wide fist brawl...
 
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ultimateownage said:
Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon said:
ultimateownage said:
The slow lumbering zombie apocalypse. That shit's easy.

What? You thought I would say nuclear?
No, we all know that you actually don't like fallout.
Where'd you hear that? I love Fallout! It's just terribly ported to the pc, which I have yet to parcel bomb Bethesda for.
From you actually. You said it in a post when some guy said you had bad taste for liking fallout.
 

ultimateownage

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Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon said:
ultimateownage said:
Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon said:
ultimateownage said:
The slow lumbering zombie apocalypse. That shit's easy.

What? You thought I would say nuclear?
No, we all know that you actually don't like fallout.
Where'd you hear that? I love Fallout! It's just terribly ported to the pc, which I have yet to parcel bomb Bethesda for.
From you actually. You said it in a post when some guy said you had bad taste for liking fallout.
Wait, you listened to what I said? I was just making shit up to see his reaction. I'm amazed he believed me. Although that being said, I don't love fallout, I just like it greatly. There are far better games.
 

ImpostorZim

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I choose zombie apocalypse. I've been preparing my whole live for this. I even have some ink ribbons stored up.
 

Smasngrab

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Im a traditionalist, so im voting for ragnarok, its got the biggest, cutest doggie (Fenris)! I even got my viking gear at home...
 

Macgyvercas

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Zombie. Then I might actually be able to help with the fucking up of the shit.

That and I've been waiting for one for years.
 

Matey

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SonicWaffle said:
Judas Iscariot said:
SonicWaffle said:
or the xenomorphs from Alien?
They are already here chap. [http://thecontaminated.com/weird-creatures-found-in-a-trench-in-russia/]

Prepare yourself for a face full of alien wing-wong! [http://static.vgcats.com/comics/images/040809.jpg]
OH HOLY FUCK MAKE IT DIE MAKE IT DIE MAKEITDIEMAKEITDIEMAKEITDIEMAKEITDIE!
read the comments on that site. they all say its a horseshoe crab. google horseshoe crab.
 

ultimateownage

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Nuclear Fallout. That way I can listen to When The Wild Wind Blows and relive the song in real life. (yes yes I know I'm an Iron Maiden fanboy.)

Honestly, I hated Final Frontier. It was possibly their worst album.
 
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ultimateownage said:
Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon said:
ultimateownage said:
Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon said:
ultimateownage said:
The slow lumbering zombie apocalypse. That shit's easy.

What? You thought I would say nuclear?
No, we all know that you actually don't like fallout.
Where'd you hear that? I love Fallout! It's just terribly ported to the pc, which I have yet to parcel bomb Bethesda for.
From you actually. You said it in a post when some guy said you had bad taste for liking fallout.
Wait, you listened to what I said? I was just making shit up to see his reaction. I'm amazed he believed me. Although that being said, I don't love fallout, I just like it greatly. There are far better games.
Yes! Like Dark cloud 2 and Kingdom hearts 2! *Runs off*
 

ArtPhsyc

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In agreement with most, Zombie for the fun factor. In reality, any apocalypse isn't going to leave many initial survivors, so it's all the same.
 

MoganFreeman

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Zombie.

As a geek and a medical student, I feel I am most equipped to face down an apocalypse of the undead variety.
 

No Good Names Left

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I'd choose a zombie apocalypse because it would be the easiest to survive.
http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly.html
Cracked.com said so.
 

Misterian

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Nuclear Apocalypse.

Perosbally, I think it'd be pretty fun to face a struggle to survive a post-nuclear wasteland, Fallout Style.

I'd like to be like the Lone Wanderer, assuming he canonally takes the Good Karma route, I'd do good deeds, save lives, murder any slaver within range of my guns, explore the Wasteland with just my trusty dog on my side and a well-made assault rifle in hand.