Poll: What console would Jesus play?

[Shotgunjack1880]

J

None. He's imaginary.

Just like your humor. Way to go Troll. He's been proven to be a historical figure

Wasn't trolling. I have no doubt there was a man born in Nazareth named Yahshua. Sorry though no one would've been named Jesus. Hell Hebrew doesnt even have a "J" in it.

 

[Creator002]

My friend, Jesus (pronounced heh-zoose), in America plays Xbox 360.

OT: I reckon He'd play a bit of everything, but I'd beg Him to cast the demons of overheating and red-ringing from the Xbox 360.

 

[Madara XIII]

He doesnt need a console.

Guess that answers the Question, What would Jesus do?

This answers it as well XD

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

He'd play them all at the same time.

Who's your buddy?

lawl awesome post

PC. But he'd have emulators for every platform, and he'd only play multiplayer, as a medic, and he'd be on everyone's team, but would never get any teamkills.

 

[Madara XIII]

J

None. He's imaginary.

Just like your humor. Way to go Troll. He's been proven to be a historical figure

Wasn't trolling. I have no doubt there was a man born in Nazareth named Yahshua. Sorry though no one would've been named Jesus. Hell Hebrew doesnt even have a "J" in it.

Hmmm, I see, guess that depends on translation. Sorry about that. But I am a firm believer in the works of Descartes and require that you have irrefutable proof that can in no way have the slightest possibility of being proved wrong to support your claim. XP I'm weird like that.

 

[DanielDeFig]

I'm afraid i don't know what console an Arabic Jew living in Judea claiming to be a prophet (like thousands of others), would play.

Maybe the PC, so he could continue to preach on the internet while playing multilayer games?

BTW: i find this vein of questions stupid (what would [insert name of famous person here] do?), so i din't participate in the poll.

 

[Varrdy]

None of the above. Why? You try playing games with your hands and feet nailed to a lump of wood!

Wardy

 

[beema]

SNES

 

[Escapefromwhatever]

Xbox 360, because Jesus' deal was hanging out with the worst humanity had to offer and then saving them.

 

[Diligent]

None because he's not really all about fancy extra material possessions like entertainment electronics.

 

[Craftybonds]

Where is the option for the ponanagot 240? Imaginary people usually play imaginary consoles.

 

[Jackle_666]

The x in xbox 360 is far too much like a crucifix for him to warm to it

 

[noble cookie]

XBOX 360, don't you know he's the most epic troll evar?

(I own a 360, i'm not trying to start a flamewar)

But seriously, imagine if he trolled on XBL, would be awesome.

 

[thenumberthirteen]

I think he'd play PC, and he'd have a bitchn' rig too as he could turn water into coolant.

 

[D Moness]

euh non since there was no electricity when he lived.
He was healthy since he played outside >

 

[ChicagoTed]

Acording to a preacher I seen roaming the town center last year it was a PS3 and the game he wanted was Modern Warfare. I quickly corrected him by telling him jesus was an XBox fan boy and he wanted Assasins Creed 2.

 

[TheNewDemoman]

Well, he's kinda in Heaven now so in theory if he were to play a console he as an infinite amount of time.

Maybe he's playing some epic future console that we don't even know about.

 

[Nixzilla]

none games corrupt he would probly lead a angry mob agaisnt them

 

[Baldry]

PC. Because God mode is the closet he will ever get to being the lord!

 

[StBishop]

What console would Jesus play?
After visiting this site: http://objectiveministries.org/zounds/gaming.html#brutallegend
I have decided to see what the escapist thinks about the matter.
For the purposes of this poll Jesus is real and exemplifies his teachings, as in not the bible, just Jesus.
It is one of the best spoof sites I have ever seen.

Is it actually a spoof site?
I so dearly want it to be.