Poll: What console would Jesus play?

[Hashime]

I thinks he would play the PS3 because... I cannot think of a good reason.

 

[Flishiz]

Probably the DS. He's a busy man, being the savior of humanity and stuff, so he can't just haul around a flatscreen and a home console across the deserts of the Promised Land.

 

[Stollos]

The Wii, because its seemingly magical motion sensor controls are surely a product of our divine father in heaven.

 

[Lambchops]

X-box.
I don;t like it better than PS3 but black ops works on that console.

 

[Gigaguy64]

I think he would play them all.
Even PC games.

 

[TailstheHedgehog]

Umm... wow, this is actually really difficult to picture such a character in the presence of a gaming console.
Nintendo DS?

 

[Merkavar]

he would play halo on a ps3. cause he is jesus.

 

[The Cheezy One]

PC gaming
Obviously

But on the poll... Wii why not

 

[LongAndShort]

Since there's no "All of them, bitches!" on the poll, I'm gonna say 360 or Wii. Not sure why the Xbox (just a feeling), but the Wii is the family friendly console of the mass audience. I think that would appeal to him.

But I don't think Jesus would discriminate. He's an alright bloke like that.

 

[Hashime]

PC gaming
Obviously

But on the poll... Wii why not

I made an oops when submitting the thread.

 

[The Cheezy One]

PC gaming
Obviously

But on the poll... Wii why not

I made an oops when submitting the thread.

Ah, I thought you left out PC for a reason! Now watch that bar soar...

 

[Dwarfman]

I can't find it but there's an awesome Farside cartoon featuring God at his computer. In light of this I'll have to go with PC.

 

[The Cheezy One]

Jesus plays with our lives. It's like The Sims, except far more cruel.

That's right Peter, who I live, go to work. Judas Escariat, you are now going to stand in this one by one box till you pee a blue liquid.
What? No, Dad, I'm still playing. I don't want to do any DIY, you always make me do the hammering. Someone else will do it? Fine, but only if I get to sit on your right at lunch, near the gravy

 

[AVATAR_RAGE]

I thinks he would play the PS3 because... I cannot think of a good reason.

He does seem like a ps3 guy, but I would say NES or the Megadrive.

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

Y'all fools. He would obviously play the Sega Genesis!

 

[Andronicus]

He seems to me like the kind of guy who'd enjoy playing Katamari Damacy, sooo... PS3, 360 or PSP (of those on the poll). Of those, seeing as it's primarily a Playstation franchise, I'd go with PS3.

 

[The Madman]

Jesus is a huge fan of Civilization series, and I know for a fact Baba Yetu is his ringtone.

Thus PC gamer, though he also owns a DS because lets be honest here; he's a busy guy and doesn't always have time for another Civ marathon.

 

[city cider]

I'd say Xbox 360. Cause when playing Live it's obvious that it's the console who's owners need the most exorcisms.

 

[inFAMOUSCowZ]

he would play all of them, or some type of super console since welll ke's Jesus and all that jazz

 

[Exile714]

I think a more appropriate question is what kind of game would Jesus play? I think a lot of people on here are confusing God the Creator and Jesus Son of God, which mucks up the issue. Jesus isn't a The Sims or Civilization kind of person. Jesus is more of a practical morality figure. That said, I see Jesus playing RPG and Open World games where you have more freedom to choose your character's path. And of course, he would choose the most evil path and get the character's life all messed up just to prove a point about it.

So with that said, I see Jesus playing XBox360. Why? Because it's a lot easier to make His point when you have a large multiplayer base made up of adolescent young homophobes. I leave it to you all to sort out the nuances of that last part.