Poll: What do YOU expect from HL2: Episode 3?

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crimtion

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Phlakes said:
What I expect from Valve is to make the best Half-Life game yet. What I expect will actually happen is another small expansion to HL2.
this. Duke nukem forever theory
 

ZeroMachine

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Pararaptor said:
Like a fucking blowjob or something with the amount of time it's taking.
Fuck it, I'm gonna go with this option.

These guys have been taking so long with that game and released other sequels to other games that I've lost a load of faith in their Half Life department.

HURRY THE HELL UP, GUYS! Blue balls, here. Blue balls.
 

Beryl77

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Since there hasn't been a single game from Valve that has disappointed me, I expect it to be awesome and I expect it to be Half-Life 3 and not Episode 3.
 

Eumersian

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I expect that it will never come out!

Now that the jokes are out of the way, I can say that I expect it to be a lot of fun. Valve, even though they haven't done a thing for EP. 3 that we know of, are still a very good company. They still make good games, and I expect EP. 3 to be so storied and epic and have a really good plot that will keep me speculating.

What I really want, is a plot where Gordon does not destroy the Borealis. I know Eli told him to, but we all know that Gordon is directly under the thumb of the G-Man and whoever he works for. I feel like it would be a powerful statement to make Gordon, against all of his better judgment, to still do what he's told to by the G-Man.

This could lead into an epic plot-line of rebellion and deception for a Half-Life 3, but maybe I'm expecting too much.
 

CharrHearted

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None of those, what I want is a signed apology from Gabe and some steel toe capped boots to KICK HIM UP THE ARSE!
 

RA92

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I expect it to be a shooter beyond all!

I expect the Combine units to have the best AI in the industry while playing in Deathmatch! I expect a massive zombie shooter! I expect a massive fast zombie shooter! I expect holding off the antlion's massive zerg-rushes! I expect taking down Hunters by running them over with my goddamned muscle car! I expect to take down multiple Striders and Gunships simultaneously single-handedly with rockets and Magnuson Devices! I want amazing atmospheres and the creepiest underground structures! I want manly puzzles that aren't condescending to my intelligence!

In short: I want to play Half-Life!
 

Communist partisan

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I expect and hope it will be abounded making all fanboys STFU about it's release and I never liked the HL games exept the first one.
 

Iwana Humpalot

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I do belive in Valve, but i am still prepared for the worst.
..And it might be kinda funny if it would be horrible and everyone would be rage about it for atleat 2 months.
 

Ickorus

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I expect to see a giant seesaw puzzle in which 90% of the game is spent moving objects from one side to the other in order to make it tip.