Poll: What do you ride into battle?

[Deathmageddon]

Pretty much the title... and it doesn't have to be for combat, any purpose really. I know my choice, no cop in their right mind is going to try and put a parking ticket on a colossal sandworm! Though I might go with a unicorn when I'm in a hurry.

 

[Davatehi]

Spoiler: CHARGE! FOR KINGDOM AND COUNTRY!

#SWAG

 

[XMark]

Other: and by other I mean bears.

Bear Cavalry: yeah, you're pretty much f***ed.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

And then I would vanish. I'm off to abort my enemies from history.

 

[DoPo]

Spoiler: this is my answer

Should I say more? Well, I'll also have my army of killer robots with me, and my platoon of brainwashed killer squirrels will flank the enemy.

 

[aegix drakan_v1legacy]

A giant thunder dragon, or a hoverboard.

Hell, I can ride the dragon and use the hoverboard as a backup!

Alternatively, I could ride into battle on/in a robotic dragon that turns into a battle mech, or heck I could even BE the dragon!

 

[Suicidejim]

Yo mamma!

*Ba-dum-tsh*

But on a slightly more serious note, a hovershark.

 

[Jonluw]

A massive warhorse/pegasus or a hippogriff.

Maybe a dragon if I'm feeling cocky.

Can you tell I play Bretonnia?

 

[Rowan93]

I'd take the missile rack off the top of a Daishi (/aka Dire Wolf), so I'd have room for a platform the size of a living room. And "living room" pretty much sums up what the platform would be for, since I'd just be chilling out while my 100 tonnes of Battlemech crushes all that opposes me.

 

[Fatboy_41]

Honey badger...

Or even better, 2 honey badgers. Strap one to each foot.

 

[Swyftstar]

A dire wolf. Not the vehicle like a previous poster said but an actual giant wolf.

 

[C F]

I've got my own two feet.
My own two feet ride in on a gunship when necessary.

 

[Valdus]

I'm fairly certain theres a "Your Mom" joke in this topic somewhere.

 

[Scarim Coral]

Why I would ride on a motocycle of course! Also with a machine gun on one hand and a chainsaw with another and still riding the bike somehow (don't ask).

 

[Knight Captain Kerr]

Yeah, I would show up in this. But one that can still change it's outward appearance.

 

[Heronblade]

Depends on the nature of said battle, the whole "bringing a knife to a gunfight" analogy works for vehicles as well.

Spoiler: a few of the options I'd be choosing from

 

[davidmc1158_v1legacy]

A fully-functional Death Star! (with some slight design modifications, of course)

I mean, hell, if I'm going to go all-out I might as well have my own personal war vehicle with a spa-level included.

 

[JoJo]

A flying (and magical) talking lobster who fights with samurai swords.

 

[AmayaOnnaOtaku]

Death Pony

 

[Dalek Caan]

OD AH VIING!

There, my dragon mount will arrive soon. See you on the battle field.