Poll: What do you ride into battle?

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BathorysGraveland

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I would just walk. There is more glory and honour in conquering your foes on foot, man-to-man than upon a horse or chariot.
 

ZehMadScientist

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That shouldn't be too hard...




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ShindoL Shill

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A Ford Transit van. Because why not?
 
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I ride into battle perched gloriously on billions of sheets of paper moving as a wave. I attack people with words, ideas, pictures and paper cuts. Shit, nobody messes with paper. Of course my sword is a pen, what would I be without my pen?
 

Xpwn3ntial

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A warthog.

I don't mean the jeep, I mean the pig. I ride a giant warthog into battle.
 

MammothBlade

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A puddle jumper, fitted with a Zero-Point Module and a hyperdrive. I always wanted one of those. A stealthy, go-anywhere vehicle. Oh yeah, and see those drone pods? They're no joke. A single barrage could wipe out several advanced jetfighters.
 

Quazimofo

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seriously, what the hell is a Shai Hulud? can someone provide a link?

as for me, being as i have recently been reading into the SW 'dex, i can't really think of much besides

This


to put it in context, being as the miniature is... well mini, these are used as cavalry by these



which compared to humans are about this big


 

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XMark said:
Other: and by other I mean bears.

Bear Cavalry: yeah, you're pretty much f***ed.
This post has my complete support. Giant bears > pretty much everything.
 

RoBi3.0

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Ryan Kerr said:

Yeah, I would show up in this. But one that can still change it's outward appearance.
See the problem with a T.A.R.D.I.S. is that they are notoriously unreliable. Sure they always take you where you need to go, but they don't always take you where you want to go. For me it would suck to take off for your awesome battle and instead end up in 1640 Wesminster.


Me I wanna ride into battle on a giant armored battle panda. Nothing screams I am boss like riding into the heat of battle on an endangered speices trained to kill a man.
 

retyopy

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Shai Hulud. Fuck yes. I am riding a sandworm into battle in the old Fremen way. And not just a sandworm, but Shai Hulud, the maker, and kinda-sorta the God Emperor Leto II!

Actaully, I don't really think I explored the depth of what I could do with this. Ok.... I'm riding in on a monstrosity sewn together from the remains of the gods of every religion ever. It screams in torment, a terrible remnant of what was once beautiful and glorious. Behind me streams distorted clones of my enemies, striking fear into their hearts the way only they can. My weapons? A burning sword built from broken dreams and lost hope, and a staff that shoots pain. Pure, blazing pain. And lightning. Just 'cause I can.