Poll: What hurts more: kicked in the balls or giving birth?

[magicmonkeybars]

The worse part of being kicked in the balls is that you don't know when that's going to happen, atleast women are given some time to prepare for the pain of giving birth.
Which hurts more I don't know, I'll never give birth nor will a woman ever be kicked in the balls.

 

[michiehoward]

Its not JUST the 45 mins to 2 hrs of pushing (that basically how long your doctor will let you push out the baby in active delivery) its the possible DAYS that you can be in uterus ripping, stabbing, stretching, tearing PAIN AND AGONY.

This has to be the dumbest question in the history of questions, IMO.

 

[Android2137]

I have experienced neither, but I would imagine giving birth. It takes hours and women have died in childbirth. I have never heard of a man who died from getting kicked in the nads.

 

[imnot]

Proberly birth, but t least they have a choice!

 

[tetron]

Even though I'm a guy I'd have to guess child birth. I've been kicked/hit in the balls a fair number of times. I still remember the time I hit a pothole with my bike, slid off the seat, and landed right on that bar going from the seat to the handlebars. And this is something I would have greatly preferred over the urinary tract infection I got, Which I hear hurts only slightly more than child birth and if that's true then god damn, I don't see how women can stand to have kids.

"no man has ever thought, you know what I fancey right now? A kick in the balls. Some women want more than one kid". <- This is kinda retarded because the only thing you could get out of getting kicked in the balls is sterile. Birth is more of a quid pro quo pain.

 

[Hunter15]

ive gotten kicked before..it hurt like a bastard but it only hurts for a minute. and giving birth can TAKE SEVERAL MINUTES OF EXCRUCIATING PAIN so my hats off to ya girlies

 

[Wintermoot]

1. find a hermaphrodite
2. impregnate him/her/it
3. deliver the baby
4. kick him/her/it in the balls
5. ask what hurts more
if you can,t find a hermaphrodite I would think childbirth you are pushing a human being from your stomach! that has got to hurt! (unless your body makes some kind of stuff to soften it.

 

[PinkiePyro]

I have never experienced eather but I would have to say childbirth as although both are clearly very painful labor can last hours so I would say childbirth

 

[Grayjack]

I'd say giving birth. Yes, getting hit in the nuts hurts but at least you not pushing a baby out of your body.

 

[Peteron]

Im sure an infant coming out of your forbidden dungeon would hurt a hell of a lot more than a simple kick to the nuts. I have experienced the latter of the two and honestly I cant even imagine the pain a woman would have to go through during childbirth. A nut kick hurts, but you can man up and shake it off.

 

[Mr_Universal]

I voted for giving birth, but if you think about it this way: A woman who is giving birth still has the ability to scream very loud, But a man who gets kicked really hard in the balls, he can´t even scream, and most of the time has problems even breathing because the pain is too big...or it might be that we guys have a lower threshold when it comes to pain, Science!

 

[Not Good]

Kidney Stones.

Holy shit.

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

giving birth without any kind of meds and if it goes on the average time

if the mom is all medded to hell and that baby squirts out pretty quickly, i'd be making the possibility of getting kicked in the balls


if its a solid kick right to the junk, that hurts so damn bad in so many ways and it'll hurt for a good 20-30 minutes, in which you lie in the fetal position for the remainder of that time saying "fuck" a bunch of times

 

[HentMas]

oh, come on, what hurts more??, a simple hit in a sensitive area of your body, or the stretching of said sensitive area??

let me put it this way, if you are kicked in the balls you lay down for a few minutes and the pain stops, if you give birth, you have to be in a specific position pushing for several more minutes panting and having horrific spasms in your belly (general area, you get the idea), and are given PAIN KILLERS

so yes, giving birth is much more painful

also, if you want something similar, if you kick a girl in the groin area (where the balls would be) she would feel close to the same a male would feel, its just not that common knowledge (not everyone thinks about kicking a girl in the groin), but its sensitive for BOTH genders

 

[ComradeJim270]

After having a baby a lot of women say, 'I want another one'

You ever hear a guy wanting to be kicked in the balls again?

This argument is ridiculous, and that goes for all the times it's been repeated in this thread. Women don't have another kid because they want to experience childbirth again, they do it because they want another kid. It's an unpleasant means to a desirable end. Also, yes, I've heard of guys who want to be kicked in the balls. There are guys who will pay for the experience because they get off on it.

I would have to say that childbirth is going to be generally worse... but you should remember that being kicked in the balls can cause an exploded testicle. THAT would definitely be worse.

Testicles are astoundingly resilient. That would take a hell of a kick.

I would say balls I mean, how many women choose to have children? How many guys choose to have their balls kicked? Clearly if it would hurt more then women wouldn't opt for natural child birth. Also giving birth is a natural human function, getting kicked in the balls is not naturally supposed to happen. Therefore I would imagine getting kicked is worse. Of course Ive only experienced one of the options

Women choose to go with natural childbirth for in spite of the pain, not because of it.

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

I haven't experienced both, but I know as much as being kicked in the balls hurts, child-birth is probably worse. Plus, being kicked in the balls doesn't seem to so much hurt as just totally incapacitate you. That might just be my experiences though. Maybe I haven't taken a hard enough nut-shot (thank the gods).

 

[Liudeius]

It depends, if you mean kicked insanely hard, it is far more painful. Not only is there the immediate pain and the lasting... I'll say "stomach ache" for lack of a better word, you also become a eunuch which is far more painful than anything giving birth could cause.

But in realistic scenarios, childbirth (although I hear once you get to like three or four they just start sliding out).

 

[crop52]

you must be shitting me,

child birth is of course more painful, i don't care what kind of polish you put on this turd, because that's what all these people that say a nut shot hurts worse are doing, they're just polishing the hell out of the turd that is child birth,

 

[ComradeJim270]

you must be shitting me,

child birth is of course more painful, i don't care what kind of polish you put on this turd, because that's what all these people that say a nut shot hurts worse are doing, they're just polishing the hell out of the turd that is child birth,

Amen to that.

 

[rokkolpo]

Tell you what...let's wait until someone can do both and ask them.

Is it possible for someone with XXY chromosomes to become pregant? If so it could be possible for someone to be kicked in the balls and become pregnant. That way we could sort this all out. For science!

This just might be the answer.
Get me a she-male right now!
(Never thought I'd say that)