Poll: What would you do if you found a brand new insect?

dlharp2

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I found this "blue bee" looking thing. It had mandibles and pollinators (with pollen on it!) It looked more like a beetle than a bee because of the mandibles. It didn't have a stinger.
 

Aerosteam

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Catalog it. And with me being the first to do so I shall name it... "The Aerosteam". (Bonus if it flies.)

Then it eat and see if I gain any powers.
 

Hazy992

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Probably try and take a specimen to a local expert and catalogue it. They might even name it after me :D
 

Eeeee0000

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Did it look like this one? http://www.google.nl/imgres?imgurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.whatsthatbug.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F%2F2010%2F02%2Fblue_bee_malaysia_kftung_2.jpg&imgrefurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.whatsthatbug.com%2F2010%2F02%2F12%2Funknown-blue-bee-from-malaysia%2F&h=390&w=311&tbnid=iFjGJ3Av9r_J7M%3A&zoom=1&docid=yinO8LLk7-BY3M&ei=gv5rU_3DLoSZyAPcwYHYBA&tbm=isch&client=firefox-a&ved=0CFcQMygAMAA&iact=rc&uact=3&dur=1503&page=1&start=0&ndsp=16
Did it have the 'waist' thing that bees have? Did it have two wings or four?

I would catalog it! But if I found it in my home country or indeed anywhere in Europe, there's a small chance it would actually be new.
 

Baron von Blitztank

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"Well, would you look at that! A whole new species of insect, living here in my flat! I should document this to scientis... OH MY GOD IT'S ON ME!!!!" *splat*
 

Hero of Lime

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Probably name it after a bug Pokemon, depending on how similar it is to a specific species.

Or I would use my last name for narcissistic reasons of course. :p
 

Olas

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I guess I'd have to take it to someone who knows something about insects. I wouldn't know just by looking at it that it was an undiscovered species.

If I could name it, I would name it Aquaman.
 

Aris Khandr

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The only time I pay attention to bugs is when they're on or threatening to be on me. In both cases, their lifespan from the point where I notice them can be measured in seconds. If it looks sufficiently exotic, I might bring the smashed corpse to someone who would know more, but odds are I wouldn't look at it that closely, because who looks at bugs that closely?
 

jademunky

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dlharp2 said:
I found this "blue bee" looking thing. It had mandibles and pollinators (with pollen on it!) It looked more like a beetle than a bee because of the mandibles. It didn't have a stinger.
I think i might know what you are talking about. Are you sure about it not having a stinger? It sounds like a type of wasp.

**edit** neverminds, Blue Carpenter bee, definitely not what I was thinking of.
 

Headsprouter

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Catalogue it is the smartest option I'm capable of doing. I don't particularly see why you'd just let it go, and by the time we find something, there's usually tons of them, so killing it would be difficult.
 

Queen Michael

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Eeeee0000 said:
Did it look like this one?



Did it have the 'waist' thing that bees have? Did it have two wings or four?

I would catalog it! But if I found it in my home country or indeed anywhere in Europe, there's a small chance it would actually be new.
Fixed that for you.

Me, if I found a brand new insect I'd name it after me. Immortality at last!
 

jademunky

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Am I the only one who think that this is the first insect that qualifies as "adorable"?
 

Catfood220

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I don't know nearly enough about insects to know if I've found a new species, so seeing as I have an intense dislike of insects (bees, ladybirds and the like get a pass for being useful) it probably wouldn't be alive long enough for anyone to catalogue it.
 

King of Asgaard

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Insects and I don't really get along. In a perfect world, I'd capture it then hand it over to an expert to catalogue/examine it. However, this is not a perfect world, and the little buggy bastard would likely not see sunrise again.
 

Sarge034

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But really, if I knew for a fact it was an undiscovered species I would quarantine it and catalog it. Unless, of course, it legitimately tried to attack me and then... then war were declared.
 

FPLOON

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I would keep it as a pet... and call it Jasper for absolutely no reason other than to obscurely reference an abridged series...

Then again, given my lack of contact with the nearest bug preservative, I don't think categorizing it would do anything worth my time unfortunately...
 

Scarim Coral

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Catalog of course well give it to some scientist expect and get it to name after me! Granted if it's a new spider than it can stay the hell away from me!
 

SonofaJohannes

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How would I even know it was a new species in the first place? It's all just insects man, I'd do what I always do: Ignore them.
FPLOON said:
I would keep it as a pet... and call it Jasper for absolutely no reason other than to obscurely reference an abridged series...
Was it Code MENT?
 

Weaver

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Honestly, I legitimately wouldn't know it's a new kind of bug lol.