A girlfriend of mine made me chocolate ship cookies with a secret ingredient. I was reluctant to try it, but eventually did. What resulted was a culinary boner of epic proportions.
I couldn't put my finger on why it was so awesome, no matter how hard I tried. She finally told me.
Bacon.
Since that fateful day, I'm been spreading the word of bacon cookies. And all who hear my words are blessed with delicious rewards from heaven (Assuming their wives know how to make cookies).