Bro, you have inspired me to teach the real ways of the taco.whycantibelinus said:Oh for heavens sake do not listen to Tanner. DO NOT go get a taco shell, ground beef, taco seasoning, and mexican style cheese...ugh. Go find yourself a fucking corn tortilla, right? THEN! go find yourself some flank steak, right? THEN! Go get your ass some fucking cheddar cheese, right? THEN! Grill that flank steak right the fuck up using chili powder and garlic salt to season it, right? THEN! heat that tortilla up until it's warm, soft, and malleable, right? THEN! You cut that fucking flank steak up into small little squares, put that shit in the tortilla, put the cheese on top of the meat so that it melts, consume...delicious. That sir, is a fucking carne asada taco, Baja California style, and it is fucking excellent. THAT is a taco. Taco Bell, Jack in the Box, Burger King, Carl's Jr./Hardees/Green Burrito/Red Burrito do not make tacos, what they make is good but it is most assuredly not a fucking taco.Tanner The Monotone said:Popadoo said:I live in the UK, and to my knowledge there are pretty much no restaurant or take-away chains that serves them regularly. I've never had one.
You poor poor person.
Go out, buy a taco shell,ground beef, taco seasoning, and mexican styled cheese (or really any minced cheese) and make yourself one. Believe me, its worth the trouble.
I am here to remind everyone how they are falling in life.Mikkel421427 said:... Fuck... You...
You just made me realise how long it's been since I last had a taco... And now I want one...
shrekfan246 said:For a different joke, why, I had psychic tacos [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/PsychicTaco115] for breakfast this morning!
C F said:The last time I consumed a taco was about a month ago. If PsychicTaco could just hold still for once, my stomach acids would have rectified the situation by now.
lacktheknack said:How on earth is this NOT a PsychicTaco thread?!
*Sniff* I promised myself I wouldn't cry if I was mentioned in this thread...Eleuthera said:I voted 'a year ago', but it's actually been several. I don't think I ever had them outside the US, and I didn't get any during my last trip so it's probably 2003, so nearly 10 years ago now.
I did speak to PsyhcicTaco115 at the Expo, so there's that...
Oh, son of a-PsychicTaco115 said:Away!
Ah! D:C F said:Oh, son of a-PsychicTaco115 said:Away!
Get back here! You didn't think I was joking, did you!?
Thank you. There was plenty more before that XDBeerTent said:Best, Avatar, Ever, @PsychicTaco115.
I'm amazed it took this long for you to post. YOU'RE SLIPPING, SIRPsychicTaco115 said:*Sniff* I promised myself I wouldn't cry if I was mentioned in this thread...
OT: A few days ago, it was delicious. Now to spread the joys of tacos to those who have never had the similar joy to these forums...
Away!