Poll: When you pee.......

[wilted_orchid]

I just get it in the toilet. Now if I want to honk someone off I'll do an upperdecker.

Am I being niave and very foolish for asking what an upperdecker is?

 

[A random person]

I don't really care that much, I just have it land in the bowl. I am aware of the merits of hitting the porcelain, however.

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

I aim for the base of the fire, just like it says on the extinguishers at work.​

 

[strangemoose]

XD sodaassault XD

 

[Takoto]

No, I don't try to, sometimes it just ends up that way. xD This is an odd topic.

 

[ace_of_something]

I just get it in the toilet. Now if I want to honk someone off I'll do an upperdecker.

Am I being niave and very foolish for asking what an upperdecker is?

That would be when you dispose of your waste into the tank part of the toilet rather than the bowl. Thus causing horrible situations. Especially when someone flushes the toilet.

 

[EeveeElectro]

/Sickipedia.

It hurts when I wee...

Might wanna get that checked out

 

[wilted_orchid]

I just get it in the toilet. Now if I want to honk someone off I'll do an upperdecker.

Am I being niave and very foolish for asking what an upperdecker is?

That would be when you dispose of your waste into the tank part of the toilet rather than the bowl. Thus causing horrible situations. Especially when someone flushes the toilet.

Right now I am doing the same face as the little person in you avatar. >>is traumatised<<.

 

[Woodsey]

Wherever it goes it goes (yes, even the carpet).

But if I'm looking to show off I'll aim for the water.

 

[Axle_Bullitt_19]

I only realy aim when I'm at a uranal which I go for the curved sides to reduce the splashback.

 

[scnj]

I can hit the pool of the loo.

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

Do you pee or urinate (for you upper class escapists)on the porcelain part around the water, so that it makes less noise?

well, do you?

Oh my god, yes xD I've always wondered if I was the only person. Especially useful if you have to go in the middle of the night and the family are asleep.

 

[Deleric]

It's not like I'm trying to hide it or anything...

 

[userwhoquitthesite]

of course! i am the ninja urinator! my urine is stealth urine

 

[Xvito]

Naaaaah when you go into a public toilet, everyone knows what you're going for. What's the point in trying to disguise it? XD

Well, you know... Some people might be "going for" something completely different than you think...

On-Topic: I don't really keep track of how I pee.

 

[bob-2000]

I'd be pretty strange if i managed to hit the porcelain.

 

[The_Chief]

i pee out the window and onto the mail man.

 

[TheLefty]

I pee on the porcelain in other peoples houses when the room is small and people outside can hear it. I hate peeing in bathrooms with a window right next to the toilet.

 

[thiosk]

Theres no option for "The Seat."

 

[DazZ.]

Depends where I am.

If it's a friends house I'll be as loud as possible to show I'm the dominant male.