Poll: Which batman villain would you work for?
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I can only imagine his lair has a board somewhere in it reading: "IT HAS BEEN ___ DAYS SINCE LAST PUN-RELATED SACKING".Alfador_VII said:
Yeah, I'd work for him, too. ^_^
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I wouldn't normally...
They'd work for me.
But if I have to, I guess whichever gives me the best offer.
They'd work for me.
But if I have to, I guess whichever gives me the best offer.
The actual question here is "Which Batman villain would you have the best chance of surviving gooning for?" And I'm going to go for The Penguin. He's all business so if he murderers you, you probably genuinely screwed up and deserve it. But on the downside you will have to fight turf-wars against the more psychotic other gangs. So Yeah.
I so want a Saints Row: Gotham Edition game.
I so want a Saints Row: Gotham Edition game.
Two face, he'd be the easiest to backstab. The joker would kill me before I got the chance, and the riddler would be too smart to fall for it.
NOT Joker. I just don't know how that guy even still has henchmen at this point. His number one henchwench, Harley Quinn, would do virtually anything for him and he still treats her like crap and tries to kill her now and then.
Penguin would be a safer bet. While I don't think this is because he's a nice guy or anything, he at least is sane (mostly) and has realistic goals (usually). So long as you do a reasonably good job at taking punches from Batman you shouldn't have much to worry about from him.
Penguin would be a safer bet. While I don't think this is because he's a nice guy or anything, he at least is sane (mostly) and has realistic goals (usually). So long as you do a reasonably good job at taking punches from Batman you shouldn't have much to worry about from him.
Joker: He would have to be my number one choice simply because I admire his overall badassery (In the Dark Night at least) , his way of eliciting laughter from me as I partake in horrible situations... and his spiffy suit 
Two face: I would gaga every time I saw the left side of his body, Which would most likely get me a 45. round to the dome. (Without a coin toss)
Riddler: I agree, you probably have the longest life expectancy with Riddler, but in my opinion he is probably the craziest of the lot, since he uses human life just to prove his intellect.
Scarecrow: I think I will pass, simply because of the off chance of me catching A whiff of his "your worst fear inducing gas" unless I had a gas mask, Then I would hesitantly oblige.
Mr. Freeze: Unrelenting ice, freeze, and Christmas references? No thank you.
Poison Ivy: She gives me a PETA vibe
Penguin: He is not so much as crazy, as just a enigmatic business man, which would probably pay well but would be relatively boring.
Ra's Al Ghul: He has an extremely attractive daughter, A great ninja training program and 100's of years worth of experience. Except he wants to destroy most of humanity... Well... Shit
Your amazing if you got my horrible "gaga" joke <3
Two face: I would gaga every time I saw the left side of his body, Which would most likely get me a 45. round to the dome. (Without a coin toss)
Riddler: I agree, you probably have the longest life expectancy with Riddler, but in my opinion he is probably the craziest of the lot, since he uses human life just to prove his intellect.
Scarecrow: I think I will pass, simply because of the off chance of me catching A whiff of his "your worst fear inducing gas" unless I had a gas mask, Then I would hesitantly oblige.
Mr. Freeze: Unrelenting ice, freeze, and Christmas references? No thank you.
Poison Ivy: She gives me a PETA vibe
Penguin: He is not so much as crazy, as just a enigmatic business man, which would probably pay well but would be relatively boring.
Ra's Al Ghul: He has an extremely attractive daughter, A great ninja training program
and 100's of years worth of experience. Except he wants to destroy most of humanity... Well... Shit Your amazing if you got my horrible "gaga" joke <3
Oh, you would want to after she got her hands on you.CD-R said:
OP: Poison Ivy. She would brainwash me and sacrifice/test on me at the drop of a hat. On the other hand, she is really hot. I regret nothing.
It's easily between Riddler and Ras, leaning more towards Ras personally. He's smart enough to actually think things through and doesn't seem to send his henchmen into situations where they have a decent probability of failure. low mortality rate, ninja training, pays well, might be able to gain access to a Lazarus Pit just in case
Probably Catwoman, seeing how she's probably among the sanest of Batman's Rouge's Gallery.
Either her, or the Riddler. Or the Penguin.
Either her, or the Riddler. Or the Penguin.
Screw that, im joining my own team, team Shaun, we serve cookies and pepsi max 24/7 on weekends and kick evil butt anytime else.
Don't forget that if you work for the Riddler your own boss will constantly be informing Batman exactly where he'll be sending you, so face-punch chances are pretty high. At least with Al'Guhl Batman might be too busy 'arresting' Talia to get around to punching you.
out of the choices provided id go scarecrow... maybe id get to wear a bad ass mask... but you forgot calender man... id work for him... sure you would have to work on holidays... buts thats about it, it would be easy as... man calender man is a pimp
I'm quite surprised that so many vouch for the Riddler! I was expecting everyone to vote for Poison Ivy, simply because it's Poison freaking Ivy
I would plump for the Riddler. He seems to be the villain that is least likely to perform experiments/kill me/get me killed. I would much rather work for a man that is busy trying to find a riddle that Batman cannot solve as he would probably be the most likely to leave me alone and not send me on a suicide mission.