Poll: Which evil army do you join?

[Sean Hollyman]

I'd join the Galactic Empire.

Crush the Rebel Scum, long live the Emperor.

 

[Vault101]

Of the options given, the Combine, all the way.

Some men want to watch the world burn, others prefer to control it and provide it with law and order, even if it is tyrannical fascist law and order.

and some provide it with law and order...then burn it down

I think the combne was eventually going to destory earth

 

[T0BB0]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

 

[EvilMaggot]

Army of Vikings ! fuck yeah! BURN AND PILLAGE!!! MATE, FEED, KILL, REPEAT!! GORRR!!!!

 

[Goofguy]

Out of those options, I would go with the Combine. The sole reason being that if I was to meet my demise at the hands of a hero, I would want it to be Gordon Freeman ruining my day.

 

[Easton Dark]

The Galactic Empire has the coolest ships and uniforms.

Gonna do Death Star drive-bys and shit.

 

[Psykoma]

I'd join Magneto and the Brotherhood of Mutants
Or the sith.

It's a toss-up.

 

[prowll]

Gotta say I'd prefer the Joker of the choices.... However, I did notice no representation of Reapers (Firefly)


Captcha: It's over.

 

[TheFinish]

I'd join the Orks. BECUZ GREEN IZ BEST!

 

[Mr.Mattress]

I am Dissapoint that the Empire/Seperatists from Star Wars are not on the list. Highly dissapoint.

So, I went with Dr. Insano's minion army. Definitely would be fun, and I am pretty sure he has health benefits.

 

[davidmc1158_v1legacy]

PH'NGLUI MGLW'NAFH CTHULHU R'LYEH WGAH'NAGL FHTAGN

The time of mortal men is coming to an end. They shall be cast aside by the rising of R'lyeh and the followers of Cthulhu shall revel and slay with him across the world!

That having been said, the legion of people who play blackjack and hookers are more than welcome to join the cause. Would you like to see some literature? I have a copy of the Necronomicon around here somewhere. We have an amazing dental plan as well . . . .

Captch: feeding frenzy
Um, is there something we should know Captcha?

 

[ProtonGuy]

Wheeeeee hee heeeee! Blood for the blood god! Skulls for the skull throne! I can't wait for the carnival of carnage to cascade through the whole cursed galaxy of mortals!

 

[Heronblade]

I'll join the Templars a la the Assassin's Creed series, spend the rest of my time laughing as all the other, less subtle, evil hordes get manipulated behind the scenes into weakening each other.

 

[Twilight_guy]

Well lets see... not an orc so can't join Sauron, not an abomination from beyond the land of nightmares... and have no tentacles so can't join Cthulhu, don't want to be dressed in super over-designed armor so can't be in anything warhammer 40K, don't want to be mixed with evil alien DNA that acxtually makes me stupid, oblivious, and weak to bullets so can't be in the combine, don't want to be possessed by a bad Steven King reject evil force so don't want to be a taken, don't want to be randomly shot for no reason so can't join Joker (never trust a man who just wants to see the world burn because you wind up burning with it), and don't want to be turned into a big blob of jelly so no dr. Insano. Although I'd probably go with Insano just because he's so over the top ridiculous and it'd be more fun.

 

[Saulkar]

I would join the Dungeon Keeper's hoard as a Horned Reaper or Dragon.

 

[RedDeadFred]

I'd join the Covenant on the condition that I get to be one of the spec ops guys who just goes around being invisible until he feels like stabbing someone.

 

[Athol]

I'd join the Orks. BECUZ GREEN IZ BEST!

Roit! We getz us sum moar boyz an' den wez gunna 'ave us a proper WAAAGH!

 

[xshadowscreamx]

better living ind
-S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W unit

keeping the world white,clean and sterile.
the future is bulletproof and the aftermath is secondary.

 

[sky14kemea]

There's no option to start your own rebellion and build up a new group of heroes? That kinda sucks.

For the polls sake, I'd go with Sauron, mostly 'cause that's the only army on that list that I'm familiar with.

 

[Alssadar]

Do I get to be a CSM if I go Khorne? Elsewise, I'd be a useless bodybag devout follower who'd change for Tzeetch willingly give myself up for the Blood God and his servants....just as planned because skulls for the skull throne.