kman123 said:
Tyrion of course. He gets to slap Joffrey.
That should be a level in every game. Seriously. I'd even accept it as the new ending to ME3. Just picture it:
Shepard rises into the glowing white light on the Citadel. The screen goes completely dark, then fades in to a door opening. Shepard, now in a more medieval looking suit of armour, walks into the throne room to see Joffrey sitting on the throne, toying with a dagger that has a hilt shaped like a Reaper while being a general ponce. Shepard walks right up to him (Renegade interrupt to punch him in the stomach while he's speaking, otherwise you wait until he's done), then a short fight scene, all melee, with a dagger that looks a lot like your omni-tool blade. When you win, you pick up the Reaper dagger, kick Joffrey in the head for good measure, and walk out to a balcony overlooking the Narrow Sea, and chuck the thing into it. Another flash of white light, and Shepard wakes up on the Citadel as the Reapers seem to be rusting and falling apart. The galaxy is saved, everyone is happy. And you got to kick Joffrey in the head.