Poll: Which Sex is Better?

[PayneTrayne]

Good ol' fashion morning time. Makes school more bearable.

 

[Mittens The Kitten]

Morning sex is nice, but it suffers from the same problem as evening sex- it's somewhat expected at times, it's fun of course, but a lot less spontaneous. Afternoon sex usually results of passion that's boiled up and needs to be expressed, or a day of you, your partner, a hotel room, some cheap booze, and whatever toys you might like which is going to leave you feeling like you ran a marathon the next day. Either way, that's what I prefer.

I personally prefer anticipation over surprise.

 

[Ham_authority95]

Morning anything usually leaves me tired for the rest of the day, so I'll take night sex.

 

[Sidremus]

random poll to show how much dick we all have and how we dont have anything else....
i really cant think of anything more stupid.....

dunno, evening i guess....

Well, Captain Wet Blanket, do you find all sex related conversation offensive? or just ones that aren't deadly serious?

well captain i-am-over-15-years-old
i think that not sex related conversation has to be dead serious. sex isnt. (at least for me(also seen in the second part of my post))
but.... (there allways is a but(and ofcorse there is, when considering ur raging post))
but i think that, and maybe havent made that clear in my first post, this hole poll is (if not a joke) quite a "I had sex a few times now, and I just have to tell the world"-kind of thread.
this might just make it a bit more clear....

Don't know. Yet. : <

With that, I will say I assume all are good in their own way 8D

Alternately: Any sex would be better than no sex.
(If you think of something to counter that with, I will have to pre-emptively strike with "There's always exceptions")

gotta think of ur demografic targeted audience

also sry for bad engrish - not native

 

[Mittens The Kitten]

You guessed right about it being a joke, i wanted to mock the people who we're making gender warfare threads and nobody got the joke, but people seem to be having a good time with the poll anyway.

 

[wolf92]

Wheres the safe sex option?

 

[WendelI]

Night: Its convenient, there is less noise from outside, The option of having the lights on or off and to me it just feels more natural.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Let me get back to you on that one...

[sub]*cries*

Forever alone....[/sub]

 

[DarkRyter]

All sex.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

...

...

*sob*

 

[Ironic Pirate]

The fuck are you people on about? I have sex all day!

/charlie sheen

 

[itstimeforpie]

Afternoon, helps relieve stress from the day at work or school or whatever.

 

[Echo136]

Definately morning sex, right when you wake up and its unexpected.

 

[RobCoxxy]

Whatever sex is available.

 

[Scabadus]

Definatly afternoon; you're not tired, you're not stuffed with food and you have a stressful day to work off.

Evening is a very close second, with Morning... ehh.. Mornings.. back to sleep...

 

[jonyboy13]

Any pre-sleep sex.

 

[katsabas]

Morning wood therapy.

 

[Wuvlycuddles]

All of the above, in one session, of course

 

[Dr Snakeman]

Well... I wouldn't know :[

But I picked "Afternoon Sex", for... obvious reasons.

You know what they say...

Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight,
gonna grab some afternoon delight.
My motto's always been when it's right it's right,
why wait until the middle of a cold dark night?

Weeeeeeel everythings a little clearer in the light of daaaaaayyy....
....aaaaand we know the night is always gonna be there anywaaaaaayyyy!

Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite
looking forward to a little afternoon delight.
Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
and the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting!

Skyyyy rockets in flight.....

BAAOOOOOWWWWWW.....

....afternoon delight!

....WOOOOOOOOAAP!

Aaaaaaaaaaa-aaa-aaafternoon delight!

 

[USSR]

Morning, most definitely.