Poll: Who buys the condoms?

[Olas]

What exactly would I be doing with these condoms?

 

[Grey Day for Elcia]

Condoms are incredibly stretchy and you are unlikely to find them in more than two sizes (with the second size really only there to boost guy's egos. You could put a regular sized condom over your head. Nobody has a penis that large.

The length can be problematic for well endowed men. Condoms stretch outward fine, but not downward so much. Comfort is also a factor. A guy might not enjoy a condom with a tight base, but a loose base is no good either.

I'm sorry you were saying? I doubt many will be filling that any time soon.

I don't think anyone would WANT to fill that.

Speak for yourself!

OT: condoms are only useful for people not in committed relationships. Since sex outside of love is a no-no to moi, get the tubes cut or the other tubes tied and away you go with that special someone.

Or don't get the tubes changed and enjoy a lot of anal. That options pretty cool.

 

[Grey Day for Elcia]

What exactly would I be doing with these condoms?

My girlfriend used to break them and put them over her wrist to make bracelets. So, jewelry is an option.

Yeah... she was nice.

 

[Rose and Thorn]

We went three years and we never made a baby. Skill or Luck?

... or infertility?

Hehe, well we were very careful, more importantly *I* was very careful and for the most part I would like to say I never made a mistake, but I would be lieing if I didn't have a scare or two. We used the pullout technique, so other than controversial vague unproven pre-cum theory, we should have been safe. The pull-out technique usually fails because most males don't have that self-control to pull it off. Unproven or not, pre-cum still scared me to a point.

So it's not like we went three years cum swapping. So I had no reason to suspect infertility.

If one of us was infertile however, it would have been nice to know, we could have had complete relaxed sex. She always complained I was to focused on being careful and not enough on enjoying it, I guess that's why sex is high on my wants in life. If I was a female..I don't think I would ever have sex.

I would love to be infertile, maybe next time I am sexually active I'll go get tested with my fingers crossed.

I'm sorry I have been rambling on and you were probably just trying to throw in a funny quip, not hear all that. Well I have already wrote all of it, so I am going to hit post.

 

[Rose and Thorn]

What exactly would I be doing with these condoms?

My girlfriend used to break them and put them over her wrist to make bracelets. So, jewelry is an option.

Yeah... she was nice.

I guess that could be cool if you got a bunch of different colours? Oddly enough, after I read this post I googled searched "Condom Bracelets"....I was curious.

 

[Grey Day for Elcia]

What exactly would I be doing with these condoms?

My girlfriend used to break them and put them over her wrist to make bracelets. So, jewelry is an option.

Yeah... she was nice.

I guess that could be cool if you got a bunch of different colours? Oddly enough, after I read this post I googled searched "Condom Bracelets"....I was curious.

Yeah, it always looked kinda cute.

[small][small] Also makes you horny when you are hanging out with her >_>[/small][/small]

 

[Issurru]

I just pull out.

quoted for relevance. Seeing as how I know when my "limit" is being reached, so to speak.
Also it's hilarious when you say those words in front of your mother, grandmother and cousin and the only ones who laugh are you and your grandma

 

[Olas]

What exactly would I be doing with these condoms?

My girlfriend used to break them and put them over her wrist to make bracelets. So, jewelry is an option.

Yeah... she was nice.

Ya, you can use them as hair scrunchies too, and of course make balloon animals out of them.

 

[ReinWeisserRitter]

The anatomy of all participants of my sexual encounters so far negates the need for condoms. So in my case? "No one."

In everyone else's case? "Whoever the fuck feels like it." I don't see why it should matter which participant does so.

 

[BOOM headshot65]

But you do understand that sex is fun? And when it's done with someone you truly love one of the most amazing things in the world.

Never said it wasnt, and while I prefer people wait until marriage, I am ALOT less outspoken against people who have sex but are in a relationship, mostly because it actually means something and doesnt degrade it into nothingness like One night stands do.

You don't have to choose between all that stuff and sex. You can have both.

The point I was trying to make though was that I dont really want sex and those are things we would rather do to show our love for eachother (maybe paintballing too).

And even if you didn't believe in any sort of contraception and only believed in sex for procreation, there's no reason why the baby making still can't be fun.

Again, never said it wouldnt be.

 

[Johnny Impact]

I would only have to worry about that if I were actually having sex. So that's one more issue I don't have to address. Silver linings, eh?

 

[Marcus McLean]

Both parties should stock both. There's no "you're the one wearing them so you're responsible for buying them" rule, the fact is you both need them, so you should make sure you both have some so you are never caught short.

Condoms are incredibly stretchy and you are unlikely to find them in more than two sizes (with the second size really only there to boost guy's egos. You could put a regular sized condom over your head. Nobody has a penis that large.

The length can be problematic for well endowed men. Condoms stretch outward fine, but not downward so much. Comfort is also a factor. A guy might not enjoy a condom with a tight base, but a loose base is no good either.

I'm sorry you were saying? I doubt many will be filling that any time soon.

You're missing the point. Regular size condoms will fit anyone, but for some people they are so tight it's very uncomfortable to wear them or painful to put them on. The length isn't particularly important. The length difference is negligable in different sized condoms.

Personally I get all mine from the sexual health clinic for free, because in the UK it's really hard to buy different variety in stores besides the standard gimmicky kinds.

 

[Wolfram23]

Gf takes pill... no rubber required. Plus, I like to pull out

pew pew

 

[A.A.K]

I always buy them. I don't understand why she would?

I know why other guys did when I was in high school (it was a regular discussion of who, what brand, price...etc), but it always came down to either they were stingy or incredibly insecure.

 

[Treefingers]

No-one. Implants are the way forward.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

I haven't ever bought them but mainly because I'm horribly irresponsible. To my credit though, I haven't had actual-factual sex since 2007 so it hasn't really been an issue for the last few years.

 

[Phisi]

She buys the condoms. I always feel like a serial rapist if I buy a large box and it's far more funnier to see the looks on old grannies faces when she puts a box on the counter.

 

[Zantos]

We tend to keep a stock at both houses, then if one of us is running low whoever can pick them up does. However, we tend to get ours for free, being responsible young people.

 

[ReadyAmyFire]

I buy them most of the time. Especially fun when a little drunk and asking the cashier: "Excuse me, could you direct me to your prophylactics please?" in too loud a voice.

 

[Me55enger]

Jesus christ do they suck.

Stable relationship, we have moved onto other forms of contraceptive.

In principal, and that I had more money, I got them. Hell, I didnt care, I was gonna get laid.

But the fact is: Joint responsibility. Period.

Sure, its going on him, but shes just as stupid to consent if she knows he isnt using one.

No-one. Implants are the way forward.

Yep.

Pope Approved!

The bastard.