Poll: Who do you team up with?

[Saladfork]

You've found yourself in a video game mission wherein you need to get help from a partner.

Who do you pick? Why?

(Yes, I know this isn't exactly a complete list. I mostly just wrote whichever ones came to mind)

 

[tippy2k2]

You spelled Alex wrong (should be Alyx). Although now that I voted, I can't see if you fixed it so this comment may be dated by now...

Easy answer (from your poll at least): Garrus. My digital bro-mance with him could become a real bro-mance! Also, he's basically Batman and who wouldn't want Batman on their team? The guy who dies in their hypothetical mission, that's who!

Spoiler

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Garrus, without a doubt.

There's no Shepard Daystar without Vakarian.

 

[Jedoro]

You put Garrus in the poll. I'm actually surprised he doesn't have 100% of the vote.

Or maybe disappointed. Garrus is a fucking boss.

 

[IMGF]

Garrus.

I mean, who wouldn't want Garrus working with them? Just make sure to keep any large guns that can be calibrated away from him.

 

[wintercoat]

Aren't there laws to keep Batman out of these kinds of lists? Garrus being Space Batman, I would think they would apply.

On that note...Garrus, because Garrus.

 

[tippy2k2]

You put Garrus in the poll. I'm actually surprised he doesn't have 100% of the vote.

Or maybe disappointed. Garrus is a fucking boss.

I'm pretty sure he has 100% of the vote. There's an....error? Yeah, recount!!!

Wait, no. The people voting for not-Garrus are voting ironically! That's the only possible explanation.

 

[Jedoro]

You put Garrus in the poll. I'm actually surprised he doesn't have 100% of the vote.

Or maybe disappointed. Garrus is a fucking boss.

I'm pretty sure he has 100% of the vote. There's an....error? Yeah, recount!!!

Wait, no. The people voting for not-Garrus are voting ironically! That's the only possible explanation.

They're sympathy votes, so the other choices don't feel so left out.

 

[dimensional]

Depends on the mission then I would just pick the one with the skills best suited to it but if Garrus was on my team I would leave him to die if possible then smile just like I did at the end of ME2 lol poor Garrus everyone made it but you bwahaha.

All the others though yeah no probs but for the purpose of the poll ill choose tails in his sonic 2 guise.

 

[skywolfblue]

Forgive me Garrus, but I had to vote Alyx Vance.

She's as badass of a sniper as Garrus is, and she's nerd engineer/mechanic so if I somehow manage to crash whatever vehicle of destruction we're driving she'll be able to fix it.

 

[Aircross]

Alyx Vance.

She's damn near invulnerable, has unlimted ammo, and can hack anything.

 

[scorptatious]

Garrus for me. He's the broiest bro that ever broed. Bro.

 

[Rule Britannia]

Only heard of Dogmeat and luigi so i picked luigi.

 

[Dan Steele]

Garrus, I have not played mass effect but even I know how much of a dangerous fighter he is

 

[maswell]

Alyx Vance. She's smart, resourceful and a good fighter. Plus I feel I know her better b/c I played HL2 unlike Mass Effect.

 

[Crazy Zaul]

The poll is kinda cookie cutter. I was gonna chose Alex then I noticed Garus.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Only one right answer:

He's space-Batman.

No, shut up.

He's fucking SPACE-BATMAN.

 

[Swifty714]

Alyx Vance.

Considering it was a choice between a dog and an actual Human being, with great tech skills and has tits to boot.

 

[Tazzy da Devil]

Tails. Because he's invincible. Plus he can fly and is a genius, but mostly because he's invincible.