Poll: Who would win, Mr. T or Chuck Norris?

[Overlord Moo]

Okay, who left the door open and let in the vs thread? Who was it? Come on now, 'fess up.

Me!

 

[MasterSqueak]

Oh dear, this has been sticky-ed.

 

[traceur_]

ummmmm... how the hell did this get stickyed?

I think the mods are on an acid trip, snap out of it Nil!!

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

Oh dear, this has been sticky-ed.

One can only postulate as to what the fuck is going on.

My guess: the mods are enjoying a nice little practical joke.

 

[jamesbong00spliff]

Lame.

 

[wilsonscrazybed]

I don't know who stickied this, but this happens to be the most important debate of the 21st century. I voted for Mr. T, and I pity the fool who would dare step to him on the internet.

 

[Dr.Susse]

i think its time for bad chuck norris jokes
i heard mr.T and chuck norris walked into a bar and it exploed because no one place can contain that amount of awsome at one time

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Neither. Bruce Lee would.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbIwQMBeC2c
As Way Of The Dragon clearly shows, Bruce Lee>Chuck Norris, and I suspect that he could beat Mr T too. Not say that Mr T and Chuck Norris aren't awesome, but Bruce lee is better.

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

why is this a sticky?

I think so any future Chuck Norris or Mr T threads aren't made as the idiots will probably notice the thread at the top of the page and just post here.

And JASON STATHAM, dude is bald and still a hard ass, doesn't need any pathetic mustache to be manly, and his only bling is the weapon he happens to be using to kill things.

 

[Lord Krunk]

Hmm, this morning my own sticky gets dropped and this afternoon, it's replaced with this...

Is there a troll in our midst?

If so, I want to shake his hand.

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

And JASON STATHAM, dude is bald and still a hard ass, doesn't need any pathetic mustache to be manly, and his only bling is the weapon he happens to be using to kill things.

too bad he is to acting what peanut butter is to butter.

...A much better alternative? I'm not getting your point.

 

[Novajam]

I don't know who stickied this, but this happens to be the most important debate of the 21st century. I voted for Mr. T, and I pity the fool who would dare step to him on the internet.

Mr. Crazybed is right on one count. This is possibly the greatest issue of our time. However he, as well as everyone else in this thread, has betted on the wrong horse. Steve McQueen is the obvious winner here. Give him a Mustang 390 Fastback [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMc2RdFuOxI] and he will kill your pasty white bwathom.

 

[Lexodus]

Technoviking would kick the shit outta the lot of them.

 

[Ashbax]

JASON STATHAM.

(May His Name Never Be Spelled In Lower Case)

Totally agree.. JASON would smack them both around..

When chuck norris looks directly into the eyes of anyone, from a certain angle, their brain explodes with sheer awesomeness. Although JASON STATHAM is immune so they have a fair fight, in which all that is left of JASON STATHAM is a small amount of hair, which is ironic as he is bald, so it suggests certain amounts of hair elsewhere.

 

[Arcyde]

Neither.

If they tried to, the universe would implode.

 

[The Infamous Scamola]

Wow, a Vs thread that is still going after 2 pages! Mods, seriously, get off your lazy asses and lock this shit.