Poll: Why are you Single?
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Even though we just had a topic like this 2 weeks ago (you non search bar searcher, you.), It's not by choice I'm single. Women in my area just want obnoxious jocks or total meatheads, and they wonder why they leave them once they fall pregnant...
I'm single because I'm a lazy fuckwad who does't ever (EVER!) want to leave his house.
Plus, I often have a hard time describing any thoughts and feelings (other than sarcastic remarks or insults) I might have in person.
I usually just sit back, laugh, and add a witty comment/ball bustingly offensive insult to the conversation every once and a while.
Plus, I often have a hard time describing any thoughts and feelings (other than sarcastic remarks or insults) I might have in person.
I usually just sit back, laugh, and add a witty comment/ball bustingly offensive insult to the conversation every once and a while.
The fact that at this point I haven't had a real relationship for one doesn't really help me get a relationship.
Also I'm a wonderfully awful person. Wonderful because my good side is warm and fuzzy. Awful because when I have a mood swing I can get pretty emo and dramatic.
So I'm going to say I'm weird.
Also I'm a wonderfully awful person. Wonderful because my good side is warm and fuzzy. Awful because when I have a mood swing I can get pretty emo and dramatic.
So I'm going to say I'm weird.
Ooh, ouch. On the bright side you can use it to your advantage:Jeffrey Ross said:
"I might play a weird instrument, but when you hear me play said instrument you ladies all know I'm good with my fingers. And my hands."
Being a clarinet and piano player, I love to joke about that kind of stuff.
I've met three people in my 16 years that fit my standards-all out of reach one way or another. So...picky, and by choice I guess.
Low self esteem, I can't just walk up to a girl when out and start talking to her. Or I can, but I need to be so drunk that I don't remember the whole night.
Woe is me and all that jazz
Hopefully, if things go my way, I won't be single for too much longer, I just hope I can get back with her =(
Woe is me and all that jazz
Hopefully, if things go my way, I won't be single for too much longer, I just hope I can get back with her =(
I don't actually know anyone whom is both single and suitable for going out with me- and i'm a university student!
Hmmm...Does this mean i'm too picky?
Hmmm...Does this mean i'm too picky?
Just got out of a relationship with a crazy chick. (Did not know she was crazy at first! But then again isn't that how it always goes) The problem is she is still crazy over me. So I'm afraid of getting into another relationship because I don't want the girl I'll be dating to be harassed by my ex. Isn't high school a *****... -.-
Oh and sorry for sounding like a complete dick but some of you guys are fucking pathetic. Grow some balls and just ask her out. If she says no then oh fucking well. Life goes on.
Oh and sorry for sounding like a complete dick but some of you guys are fucking pathetic. Grow some balls and just ask her out. If she says no then oh fucking well. Life goes on.
Single at the moment, 2 reasons,
1. just got out of a crazy F%$ked up relationship so kinda by choice and
2. really dont want the same thing to happen again, in saying that im working on asking someone out, hopefully before I ship off to basic training.
1. just got out of a crazy F%$ked up relationship so kinda by choice and
2. really dont want the same thing to happen again, in saying that im working on asking someone out, hopefully before I ship off to basic training.
hehe it's from a song. the line is "i want to rob the prez-o-dent" not "w00t im the prezodent." you should check it out, it's very goodLisolet said:
Easier said than done when you've been rejected... what is it now... well it's certainly over 20 times in a row...halo3rulzer said:
Mind you, I have lost the fear of rejection, it's just the self confidence that's taking the major bashing these days.
I was in a relationship for 5 years. I didn't enjoy a year of being single & I have just enjoyed a year of being single. Now I'm "working" on a sexy girl I like.
Hopefully won't be single for much longer
EDIT: VERY PICKY
Hopefully won't be single for much longer
EDIT: VERY PICKY
I make no attempt at even trying to get a girlfriend. To be honest, due to past experience, I can't be arsed.
i have trouble plucking up the courage to ask, and by the time i do its usually too late..
so all i can advise is that if you want him/her then take the plunge and ask..even if s/he says no its no biggy (dont even try to use the excuse of not wanting to lose him/her as a friend, being in the friend zone is shite)
[edit] i'm also extremely picky, on the few occaisions a girl approaches me i nearly always find faults with her, its really bad...
so all i can advise is that if you want him/her then take the plunge and ask..even if s/he says no its no biggy (dont even try to use the excuse of not wanting to lose him/her as a friend, being in the friend zone is shite)
[edit] i'm also extremely picky, on the few occaisions a girl approaches me i nearly always find faults with her, its really bad...
3 is fairly fixable, work out, dress well, get a nice haircut, a job and go out and do stuff.RanD00M said:
I'm sure you've seen ugly guys with hot girls, so it works some how.
1 needs more time, if you complete 3, more or less 1 will come into place. Either that or see a therapist and figure out what is causing it and how to fix it.
2, well you just need to get out more