Poll: Why does everyone think the Combine of the Half-Life universe are retarted!?

Danny Ocean

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We've only met the overwatch.
You know when Breen self-destructs the tower? That's to open a portal big enough to allow the combine proper to reach earth. In the game, you're really just fighting the police.
 

MiracleOfSound

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I'm trying so hard not to point out the irony of spelling 'retarded' wrong...

Shit.

Too late. Sorry...
 

HentMas

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Akai Shizuku said:
The Combine are essentially an empire of space Nazis, Nazis should die because of all the immensely terrible things they would do.
please, stop it with the nazi shit, you always put everything you dont like with the nazis, it´s anoying, offensive and doesnt contribute anything to the table, please just say something new.
 

AmrasCalmacil

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Because the AI is bad and the like to channel themselves into convenient little bullet lanes for me. And don't forget the fact that they like to use explosive barrels like watercoolers... That you can't drink from.

Besides, those helmets look pretty fimsy if you ask me, certainly wouldn't absorb the shock from a crowbar.
 

BolognaBaloney

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HentMas said:
Akai Shizuku said:
The Combine are essentially an empire of space Nazis, Nazis should die because of all the immensely terrible things they would do.
please, stop it with the nazi shit, you always put everything you dont like with the nazis, it´s anoying, offensive and doesnt contribute anything to the table, please just say something new.
He's offending you by saying nazi's are evil?
 

HentMas

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BolognaBaloney said:
HentMas said:
Akai Shizuku said:
The Combine are essentially an empire of space Nazis, Nazis should die because of all the immensely terrible things they would do.
please, stop it with the nazi shit, you always put everything you dont like with the nazis, it´s anoying, offensive and doesnt contribute anything to the table, please just say something new.
He's offending you by saying nazi's are evil?
no
read and try again
i wont go into debate but if you must know i find it offensive that people compare "bad" things with nazis it just show how illiterate on the subject they are, Nazis were not evil for gods sake, and they deffinetly didn´t deserve to die.
 

BolognaBaloney

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HentMas said:
BolognaBaloney said:
HentMas said:
Akai Shizuku said:
The Combine are essentially an empire of space Nazis, Nazis should die because of all the immensely terrible things they would do.
please, stop it with the nazi shit, you always put everything you dont like with the nazis, it´s anoying, offensive and doesnt contribute anything to the table, please just say something new.
He's offending you by saying nazi's are evil?
no
read and try again
i wont go into debate but if you must know i find it offensive that people compare "bad" things with nazis it just show how illiterate on the subject they are, Nazis were not evil for gods sake, and they deffinetly didn´t deserve to die.
Evil is a very subjective term, but as far as Nazi's are concerned, they were very misguided, and it caused them to commit abominable acts; which in layman's terms would be considered evil. I'm not sure why his comment irritates you, if he wants call nazi's evil, let him, it's his opinion.
 

Firenz

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I've always thought that one of the greatest appeals of HL (1&2) is the lack of complete knowledge. Gordan "Our silent Protagonist" Freeman is the pawn of a morally ambiguous man with bad skin and a tatty suit skipping through space and time to become "The wrong man in the right place" (or is it the other way round?) fighting against an oppressive Dystopian society and it's evil alien overlords, and that's pretty much all we know (at the beginning we know even less).

If you played through HL2 +ep1 & ep2 without dying once from a combine weapon then firstly well done you, and secondly you have a valid argument about the combine being crap. If, like most of us on our first play, through you died a bunch of times at various parts then the combine fulfilled there purpose. It doesn't matter if you kill 1 of them or 100,000 of them if they kill you then in that little subjective reality which encapsulates that play through of that part of the game the combine have won, the rebellion is over, Gordon Freeman is dead and the rest of the planet falls under the continuing thrall of the Combine and their minions for the next 10,000 yrs etc etc etc.

The point I'm trying (and quite possibly failing) to make, is that the Combine don't have to be well equipped with uber-armour and instagib 1 mile rifles firing very angry robotic earwigs that eat your brains, they just have to be good enough to kill you once and they have fulfilled their narrative duty.

(i hope some of the above makes sense, if not feel free to ignore it and think of me as a crazy individual on a rant)

EDIT: and it's so tempting to wade in on the Nazi argument having written a 6000 word essay for my degree on their social and economic sucesses in the first three years of Nazism but I fear it's a touch off topic and might end up with my awesome post being lost to posterity for ever.
 

Starke

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LackingSaint said:
I just wish everyone would leave the Headcrabs in peace. Remember the end of the Ravenholm chapter, where you plummet into that little chamber? They were just playing around, having fun, but then Gordon drops in and kills them all. It's disgraceful.
...hehe, that's the funniest s--- I've heard all day, good show.
 

Akai Shizuku

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HentMas said:
Akai Shizuku said:
The Combine are essentially an empire of space Nazis, Nazis should die because of all the immensely terrible things they would do.
please, stop it with the nazi shit, you always put everything you dont like with the nazis, it´s anoying, offensive and doesnt contribute anything to the table, please just say something new.
I'm sorry? This is the first time I ever used the word "Nazi" in my memory on any of these forums.
 

Davey Woo

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Cuniculus said:
Here's the skinny. Yeah, we have armor today that can stop a 10mm bullet. You know how many people fighting wars actually have that? About, 10%, if that. Chances are that they have combine controlling the entire planet. The US can't even properly equip enough people to invade Iraq. I've seen some of the shit they try to pull when issuing gear. They cut corners because the good shit, is expensive. If the combine's overlords are anything like earths leaders now, they are going for cheap... and cheap isn't the STOPS EVERYTHING THAT MOVES armor... it's the crappy paper thin uniforms the combine have now.

Thank you.
Yup, yup and errr... Yup.

This guys got it.
 

Zefar

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72Chevy said:
Juraz said:
Good always win same argument can be used with stormtroopers and such
Stormtroopers don't necessarily suck, just their armor

OT: They were decent in HL2 on Hard
Their armor doesn't excuse them for their shitty aiming. Except that in Clone wars they actually got GOOD. :eek:

But yea as others have said, Gordon Freeman. The only guy who can heal himself. :D